electric_nan
@electric_nan@lemmy.ml
- Comment on Just as Nolan intended 1 week ago:
My nephew only watches movies in a small window on his laptop. I said “wow, you’re a real cinephile, huh?”. He replied with “yeah if that’s a portmanteau of cinema and defile.”
- Comment on Sounds beautiful 2 weeks ago:
How about glory holes, but just for kissing only!!
- Comment on We can't keep tying healthcare to employment 2 weeks ago:
49 billiion+ dollars of inefficiency.
- Comment on I agree with don 2 weeks ago:
The drunker or sleepier I am, the more likely I am to sit.
- Comment on The land before time 2 weeks ago:
Like others have said, we had a big map. One thing I remembered though is how fucking often I would forget somebody’s 2-liter of Pepsi or whatever. I would just stop and buy one on the way, and then later grab one from work and take it home.
- Comment on In a hearing on data centers, a resident of Tyrone Township, Michigan, asked a simple question: Have you signed a non-disclosure agreement? Officials refused to answer 2 weeks ago:
“OK next question. Can your head fit into this basket?”
- Comment on We've all been there 2 weeks ago:
Hitting the top of the flagpole in Mario.
- Comment on Good song for the 4th! 3 weeks ago:
Reading this in the US today with my AC broken and my property mgmt telling me “tough titty, everyone is having that problem right now”.
- Comment on This Apple Lie at the grocery store 4 weeks ago:
Honestly, that part about eating nothing but pie for two days makes me feel like this is a mood but elaborate troll.
- Comment on Every fucking time 4 weeks ago:
100%. I don’t know how people shop there. It’s like a place to wander around and find random stuff.
- Comment on Every fucking time 4 weeks ago:
This is why I can’t fuck with Trader Joe’s.
- Comment on I feel like this could have been a smaller package 4 weeks ago:
Bigger packaging takes up more space on the shelf, and you can print more branding on it.
- Comment on British Charlie Kirk wannabe beaten up debating people in Manchester 5 weeks ago:
He got a well-deserved debeating.
- Comment on I'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun that isn't fatally trapped in a crevice. 5 weeks ago:
For real. I’ve done some cave diving. I don’t regret it, because there is legit some cool shit that you couldn’t otherwise see. That said, there are caves I would dive again, and some I wouldn’t. You really just have to suppress the fact that you can’t swim straight up to the surface.
- Comment on Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now 1 month ago:
He should definitely go play in the street.
- Comment on Was starting to run low on the essentials 1 month ago:
Went from depressing solitary evening, to romantic dinner for two!
- Comment on why is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on? 1 month ago:
Right on, but I just can’t relate.
- Comment on why is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on? 1 month ago:
I don’t understand how you consider one action a betrayal of trust and not the other. Is your friendship also not over the instant your friend decides to sleep with your partner? I guess you have different kinds of friendships than I do.
- Comment on why is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on? 1 month ago:
I don’t understand this at all. If my partner cheats with a stranger, then sure-- all the blame is on my partner. The stranger doesn’t know me. But a friend? They are betraying the relationship between us just as my partner is. My expectations for a friend would be more along the lines of “hey man, you really ought to know that your partner tried to fuck me”, rather than “btw bro, I got it off with your partner” (high-five??).
- Comment on why is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on? 1 month ago:
Aren’t your friends expected to avoid hurting you also?
- Comment on Just give me someone to vote for who is normal 1 month ago:
Corrupt billionaires is redundant. You cannot have billionaires without a corrupting influence on government. Even if there were such a thing as a “good billionaire”, it wouldn’t justify the risks posed by all the bad ones.
- Comment on .ml has got to be the only place on earth where I'd get downvoted for a comment like this 2 months ago:
“How does all this fascism keep getting in my heckin anti-tankieism??”
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
You can get plastic, glass or bamboo ones too. Actually, the metal ones I have come with a little silicon extenter on the end :).
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Some straws even come with the brush!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Easy. You get nice little brushes like a pipe-cleaner.
- Comment on Spooooookyyyyy Scaaaaaaaarrryyyy 2 months ago:
Boomer slop.
- Comment on Modern lies 2 months ago:
All part of the charm.
- Comment on Modern lies 2 months ago:
I mean, I used to but it’s been awhile. You’d definitely want some conditioner or oil afterwards though.
- Comment on Modern lies 2 months ago:
Go bald and use Dr bronners for everything.
- Comment on We dunking on England again 2 months ago:
I guy I know picked up an aussie chick at the bar. Later, she apparently told him “I’m on a bleeder mate. You’ll have to chuck it up me dumper.”