Every NPC sidequest

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• ivanovsky@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think this is the leaked script for the elden ring movie that just got announced!

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  • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    huh, i guess that’s real now. 2025 is something

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If it were written by an llm trained on only jabberwocky

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• Jimbabwe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The jangled skeletons guarding the entrance to Shart’s Hollow have a 1/100 chance of dropping a Putrid Shart Shard. If you combine 12 of them, you can craft a rare opposite-handed Bambieshart Broach that, when dual wielded, gives a stacked 0.09% boost to critical hits. This strategy is crucial to my main build that is just the two broaches and a Grisly Thong, for aesthetic purposes.

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  • Zozano@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Only works if you’ve achieved maximum intimacy with the Ovipositor Matron in the Moistwood Cleft. You have to let her lay three Sentient Larval Runes into your Shame Socket, then gestate them for two full in-game cycles while restrained in the Gimp Reliquary beneath the Furred Cathedral. Once they hatch, you’ll unlock the Unwashed Cringe-Brocade (Breeder Form).

    Wearing it while bound by the Lactating Hex of Eternal Edgeplay grants a passive Dripping Submission buff, which stacks with the Cumshroud Blessing if you’ve already consumed 7 Vialdaddy Essences during the Heat Ritual in Knotwarden’s Basin. Add in the Ornate Sphinctmail and Dual-Cursed Knotplugs and you’ll proc Climaxed Reposte on every parry; as long as you’re currently flagged as “Egg-Full” or higher.

    Absolutely vital for my Dom/Sub switchblade build: twin Brocades, a Gag of Unyielding Praise, and nothing else but raw stamina scaling off my Feral Libido stat.

    The crit bonus is negligible, but the squelching footsteps are chef’s kiss.

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    • DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Damn now I gotta try Elden Ring. I’ve been looking for this type of game for so long

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• ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When the lore is harder to follow than the boss’s attack patterns

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  • CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fromsoft has perfected schizolore

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    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nothing in these games makes any goddamned sense, and one sounds like a raving lunatic trying to explain any of it out loud.

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What a noob, he let the Momeraths outgrabe.

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  • deathmetal27@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It was twillig after all. That’s the time when the slythe toves gyre and gimble in the wabe.

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• ngwoo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bambieshart’s Brocade is the meta weapon for phase fifteen of Gawlsworth the Uncompitten (except on Tuesday)

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  • Matty_r@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yea but does the Jangle booths disemblazen activate the Hortis’ claw?

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• starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You made an irreversible mistake by talking to this NPC before talking to Ser Gonarsta. If you’d talked to him first, then this NPC would have kept Bambieshart’s Brocade and survived the dungeon, and he would have given you the Coldheart Slivers, a pair of daggers that’s essential to every late-game build

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• rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not enough poison swamps, femboys or bare feet

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Missing the part where it’s only the third time you start a conversation with the NPC that they give you the item.

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  don’t do fromsoft, kids

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