eestileib
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- Comment on Marvel's Midnight Suns is criminally underrated 3 weeks ago:
Everbody is collapsing into their lower back and would be way imbalanced in real life. Running would be painful with that posture.
- Comment on Marvel's Midnight Suns is criminally underrated 3 weeks ago:
Yeah I just wanted to play the arena combat.
I wanted to buy a $40 deck builder game with cool IP, they wanted to sell me a $70 AAA production with a bunch of external stuff that I found pretty boring.
I ended up not buying.
- Comment on Why Choose? 4 weeks ago:
Probably divorced.
- Comment on Fruit Flies 4 weeks ago:
Where my cheeky FlyNap sniffers at?
- Comment on How do I... Do court? I didn't realize my license was expired and got pulled over. Now I have court tomorrow. 5 weeks ago:
“Cop Killer” by Ice-T and Body Count is also acceptable entrance music.
- Comment on Until Dawn's PS5 debut 28% weaker than Sony’s 2024 disaster Concord 5 weeks ago:
Do they not realize people are broke?
- Comment on 🤢🤮🤢 1 month ago:
TIL that my vagina evolved before bees…
- Comment on Pelican Mouth 1 month ago:
This was just taken from Amazon.
- Comment on I am really trying here, ok? 2 months ago:
B-Girl, please.
- Comment on First Jan. 6 Rioter to Enter Capitol Gets More Than 4 Years in Prison: Michael Sparks, 47, was the first rioter to breach the Capitol and among the first to be confronted by Officer Goodman 2 months ago:
I thought for a second this was Mike Sparks of AeroGavin fame and the shitpost universe was about to collapse.
- Comment on I wish I was her. 2 months ago:
I just ended it with a guy who crossed the disaster threshold…
- Comment on I wish I was her. 2 months ago:
Honestly, if you both know that going into it, it’s fine,
You don’t get that feeling of cliff-diving abandon that you get from letting your love instincts run wild, but it doesn’t fuck up your life in the same way either when it ends.
- Comment on Out of curiosity if a woman is in control of her own body. If the SCOTUS did not reverse Roe than why can't a woman in control become a prostitue? 2 months ago:
You think you’ve asked a gotcha, but I’m just gonna accept your premise. People of all gender should be able to perform sex work in a safe, regulated way if they want.
- Comment on Suddenly it all makes sense. 2 months ago:
😄
- Comment on Suddenly it all makes sense. 2 months ago:
Rob Liefeld did the character design
- Comment on "Maybe even sleep a little, if I'm lucky." 2 months ago:
Don’t forget the stench of pee in the summer.
- Comment on How come it seems for the past decades the Catholic Church has been plagued with sex crimes especially among young boys? How long has this been going on? Or did I just miss something up. 2 months ago:
Erasmus put this in his 1514 dialogue “Julius Excluded From Heaven” (Julius II is being examined by St Peter at the gates):
PETER: […] hope it won’t be too tiresome for you to answer a few clumsy questions about the details. Who, for example, are these little curly-headed striplings? JULIUS: I brought them up for my diversion.
- Comment on Seriously, What The Hell Went So Wrong With Borderlands To Earn The Movie 10% On Rotten Tomatoes? 2 months ago:
Article by a chatbot
- Comment on What are you supposed to do at a food truck festival? 2 months ago:
At the local sporting events, the food trucks are ridiculously priced. In gas station parking lots, they’re pretty good deals.
So I’m assuming that at a food truck festival they’d be stupidly expensive.
- Comment on James Cameron gives a response to the negative comments on the 4Ks of Aliens and True Lies 2 months ago:
It’s blurry
- Comment on Sexual dimorphism 2 months ago:
I would just assume those are all (hot) gay dudes and uninterested in sex with women anyway.
- Comment on Dr. Frankenstein 3 months ago:
“You didn’t even talk to the IRB?”
- Comment on Title 3 months ago:
This but not a joke.
- Comment on Anon texts her very normal boyfriend 3 months ago:
That is a dude who needs to have a dry dick for a while.
- Comment on Anon tries to be funny 3 months ago:
Want to see my Little Maker and taste the Water of Life?
- Comment on Anon tries to be funny 3 months ago:
Bless my coming and her going
I am the Jizzatz Hardasrock!
The slow blade penetrates the thong
I’d let her wash over me and through me
I’d bomb her hideout like Baron Hard-bonin’
Wormsign at pants o’clock!
Spunkin’ Ride-a-ho, what word do you bring from the wilds of Asscrackis?
'Thopter? I just met her!
I’d drink her stillsuit water
Damn, that girl forgot to walk without rhythm and attracted my worm
Watch out, there’s gonna be a Spice Bloom down south
- Comment on Ma? 3 months ago:
Note that the steam locomotive predates this picture.
- Comment on St Andrews rector removed from role after Gaza 'genocide' email - BBC News 3 months ago:
Universities and pro-Netanyahu censorship. Name a more iconic couple, I’ll wait.
- Comment on Kitsune Tails, the colorful platformer inspired by Super Mario 3, is out now 3 months ago:
I have played other games by Eniko (Ultra Hat Dimension and Super Bernie World), they’re very cute and have good level design.
Definitely going to grab this one.
- Comment on The 10 worst science fiction movies of all time 3 months ago:
I was pretty bored by it except for the sex bits (I was a teenager).