eestileib
@eestileib@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Musk: Many British people are living in lovely small towns. They are just like Hobbits. Until one day, people show up and start raping their kids 2 days ago:
He’s had so much work done I wouldn’t have recognized him if it wasn’t captioned.
- Comment on Cult shit at the White House as Trump's cronies give him a standing ovation for minutes on end. Nobody wants to be the first to stop clapping. 2 days ago:
Land of the free and the home of the brave. 🤡
- Comment on How to summon a group of gym bros (100% working tutorial 2026) 2 days ago:
How rolled up?
Marines look great with the sun’s out guns out tight forearm cuff thing.
Or in the context of “this guy has been swinging a pickaxe”, yes. Men doing physical labor is hot.
In everyday life, walking into a restaurant with your t-shirt sleeves rolled up like Clavicular makes you look like a fuckboy.
- Comment on How to summon a group of gym bros (100% working tutorial 2026) 2 days ago:
Kirishima Asakoryu Wakamotoharu and Wakatakakage
I ended up in bed with a guy who does a lot of karate last month, his muscles were really nice and he had this tight square abdomen and it was impressive to feel and obviously the result of a lot of hard work. And I thought “no belly at all? Awww”
- Comment on No ChatGPT for sexy time 3 days ago:
People who don’t think their own life is worth living aren’t going to have kids.
- Comment on How to summon a group of gym bros (100% working tutorial 2026) 3 days ago:
A girl wanting to be your friend (as a straight guy) is a fucking golden opportunity.
Girls know girls! Girls want their friends to have boyfriends!
Another woman saying “he was interested in me but stopped trying to get in my pants when I told him he wasn’t interested, and I like hanging around him” is a massive help.
- Comment on How to summon a group of gym bros (100% working tutorial 2026) 3 days ago:
One woman’s opinion:
Bigass muscles are hot on a guy with some body fat. Sumo wrestlers and rugby forwards are WAY hotter than bodybuilders.
The men who don’t make a big deal out of it and then they take their shirt off and they’re muscly, that’s way more fun than a guy hanging out with his sleeves tucked up.
- Comment on I'll take it to all 2 place it goes! 3 days ago:
Public services need to be publicly owned.
Politicians are corrupt, but business people are corruption embodied.
- Comment on 4 days ago:
Nah, I’ve made several close friends in RL from online dating sites and discord. I’ve made some solid electronic pen pals on Mastodon too.
Not as many as going out and being social, but it’s competitive.
- Comment on She's just defending her country 4 days ago:
Zendaya?
- Comment on [2023] Some Transgender Women May Be Barred From Women’s Chess Competitions 4 days ago:
Oooh good question, have you tried playing with gray pieces on a gray board?
- Comment on She's just defending her country 5 days ago:
He played for PSG my guy
- Comment on Two ICE agents in plain clothes punched and tried to handcuff an Australian man at Las Vegas Airport. When they saw they were being filmed, they quickly left. 6 days ago:
I’m figuring that people in the UK are plenty aware that things are fucked.
- Comment on At this rate, it will never end 6 days ago:
A fiberglass shell with an outboard is like a Costco chef’s knife, it does the job and you basically just need to clean it and whet it to keep it at around 90% performance, with very occasional sharpening. Cutting tomatoes kinda sucks.
A sailboat is like owning a single-faced Japanese watered steel knife. You better clean that thing and dry it and oil it every time. You have to either learn a very very delicate time consuming process to keep it in shape that you do every month, or you have to take it to a specialist who will charge you your hat and ass. It’s far harder to correctly operate if you want to get the results you see on tv.
And, if you try it once and you know you’ve fallen in love with sailing for the rest of your life, go volunteer at a local sailing club. Maybe get a small fiberglass catamaran with a sail.
Under no circumstances should you get a wooden sailboat unless you are floor-ckreakingly rich, or it is your lifestyle.
- Comment on Bargain 6 days ago:
Some people are growers.
- Comment on At this rate, it will never end 1 week ago:
To simulate sailboat ownership, turn your shower on maximum cold, stand directly under the faucet, and tear $100 bills into pieces.
(Not my joke)
- Comment on Old but gud 1 week ago:
Rock on!
- Comment on At this rate, it will never end 1 week ago:
Oh good shout.
- Comment on [2023] Some Transgender Women May Be Barred From Women’s Chess Competitions 1 week ago:
A lot of beauty contests have started banning trans women after one of us came second in some bfe pageant.
- Comment on Old but gud 1 week ago:
Nothing stopping y’all from dressing like the person on the left.
- Comment on At this rate, it will never end 1 week ago:
You cook with what you got in the fridge, sibling
- Comment on At this rate, it will never end 1 week ago:
Certainly helps to live somewhere like South Carolina.
- Comment on At this rate, it will never end 1 week ago:
Ehhh if you get like an 18 foot fiberglass outboard and have a truck and a driveway it’s worth it.
Sailboats of any type, boats with cabins and / or decks, that’s a fucking full time job, f that.
- Comment on At this rate, it will never end 1 week ago:
That’s when you become Ski Trip Guy.
- Comment on [2023] Some Transgender Women May Be Barred From Women’s Chess Competitions 1 week ago:
Wow turns out I’m an incredible athlete, unfairly attractive, AND fantastic at chess?
Cool.
- Comment on Eric Metaxas denounces air quality alert triggered by the Canadian wildfires 1 week ago:
What a fucking dipshit.
This is the guy who makes firefighters, national guard, coast guard, etc risk their lives to save him and his family when he is too proud to heed an evacuation warning.
- Comment on Kitty looking thicc 1 week ago:
Same thing if you’re looking for a guy with an ass.
However, if you live somewhere like the Caribbean where hockey players are thin on the ground, sprinters are right up there.
- Comment on Egyptian gods 1 week ago:
I would be at the temple of Slav Toughguy Cat every week.
- Comment on Stereotypes 1 week ago:
Um, if you’re punk, you actually do have to rebel. It’s not about wearing jackets with band patches.
- Comment on What happens when you just refuse to pay and go ... ? 1 week ago:
They’ve been doing that in the Caribbean for well over a year.