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Career tip #345

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The villain we need

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  • timestatic@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So the Jews are running the world after all!

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    • madcaesar@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Got em!

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  • Carvex@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You forgot the most important, smallest, highest ranking beanie, the yarmulke!

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    • RubberElectrons@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s pretty good hahaha

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  • salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is a ski mask just a beanie that covers your entire head? If so, I guess this still makes sense: Image Bank robber lol

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    • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Real bank robbers are behind the desk.

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      • ThePantser@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No, they are people robbers, similar but different.

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The banks’ robbers

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  • Lemjukes@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ah yes this stupid ass post that thinks baristas are making more than construction workers and forklift drivers…

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    • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not to mention drug dealers

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    • holo@lemmy.wtf ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Forklift operators yes, construction workers also yes depending on the region. In many areas of the US the majority of construction workers are undocumented workers and thus kept at or below minimum wage. Forklift operators really don’t make a lot of money. Like more than general warehouse labor but even in decent states that tends to be pretty low on the spectrum.

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  • solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    as someone with an unreasonably large head, the gamer beanie still too small

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    • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Right? Fuck ask these small head people that look good with beanies. I just want my ears to stay warm!

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      • MutilationWave@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        For real though get a Carhartt. They make high quality shit for workers. I got a new one for Christmas and I can’t imagine a head too big to fit, I gotta roll it up.

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  • neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t wear a beanie, that explains why I keep failing upwards.

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    • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yea, I don’t know anyone, anywhere I’ve ever worked that wore a beanie.

      Except when I did construction, or mechanic, or maintenance… You know, where we were outside in the cold.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    False. I wear no beanie at all and am not yet emperor.

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    • zagaberoo@beehaw.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You fell into the asymptote; even the mighty beanie can’t divide by zero. Try wearing a single thread from a beanie instead.

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    • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Then you should probably put your beanie back on before the guards see you…

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  • Xanthrax@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why would I wear a beanie and have cold ears?!

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    • tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Because you are going bald lmao

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      • Xanthrax@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        My hairline is receding faster than the Russians, but my ears are what I’m what I’m worried about.

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      • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Woah hey why do you have to bring up the fact that Tim Pool is going bald?

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    • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I guess to assert your dominance

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The first style could also be a seaman on a merchant mariner vessel.

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    • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Beanie on my head and seamen on my face

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  • AhismaMiasma@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This feels like an antisemitic dog whistle…

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Haha I see what you’re referring to but what would be different in the meme in the case that it wasn’t a dog whistle?

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    • ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How so?

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      • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        People see what’s in their own head.

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      • AhismaMiasma@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Literally look at the highest voted comment in this thread. Comparing a yamurlke to the smallest beanie playing into the idea that Jewish people control the world.

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  • Jinni@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can confirm, currently wearing a #4 beanie and I am looking for work.

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  • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wear the bottom right beanie, but my career is of the top left. Have I broken the rules? Nobody informed me of beanie etiquette.

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  • eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Make it even smaller and you can become Rocky Balboa’s trainer.

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What about the propeller? Does it mean anything?

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    • ploot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You just prefix “turbo” to whatever it would have been without.

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      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh. Right, that makes sense.

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Construction workers do sacrifice their bodies to paid less than a barista

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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The fact the Forklift Operators are paid less then UX Designers is a crime against humanity.

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    • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Driving a forklift is quite a bit easier than designing great user experiences, and requires a lot less training and experience.

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      • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And I haven’t seen good, modern user design.

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  • Shanedino@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    To some extent it’s just a representation of people who wear a beanie for functionality vs looks.

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  • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I am a gamer looking for a drug-dealer and I also don’t work. But I make more than the whole panel 1. Also I don’t own a beanie. Should I get a beanie? And how to wear it? This is hard.

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  • Ponygirl42@lemmy.wtf ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lol as a bartender I am clearly waaaaay lower on the so to-economic ladder.

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    #4, also influencer.

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  • Xuderis@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fun fact: rock climbers wear beanies to prevent them from falling.

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh snap, guess I kitchen staff o7

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  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Where does one get a tiny beanie? Not because I’m a software engineer, but because it looks hilarious

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  • troglodytis@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wear a teeny weeny beany when I eat a tangeriney

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    • MutilationWave@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      flawlessly eating pomegranitites also good at suckin titties

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  • Zelaf@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why is this so accurate??

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