So the Jews are running the world after all!
Career tip #345
Submitted 3 months ago by QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz to memes@sopuli.xyz
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timestatic@feddit.org 3 months ago
madcaesar@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Got em!
Carvex@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You forgot the most important, smallest, highest ranking beanie, the yarmulke!
RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 3 months ago
That’s pretty good hahaha
salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Is a ski mask just a beanie that covers your entire head? If so, I guess this still makes sense: Image Bank robber lol
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Real bank robbers are behind the desk.
ThePantser@lemmy.world 3 months ago
No, they are people robbers, similar but different.
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The banks’ robbers
Lemjukes@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Ah yes this stupid ass post that thinks baristas are making more than construction workers and forklift drivers…
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Not to mention drug dealers
holo@lemmy.wtf 3 months ago
Forklift operators yes, construction workers also yes depending on the region. In many areas of the US the majority of construction workers are undocumented workers and thus kept at or below minimum wage. Forklift operators really don’t make a lot of money. Like more than general warehouse labor but even in decent states that tends to be pretty low on the spectrum.
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
as someone with an unreasonably large head, the gamer beanie still too small
PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Right? Fuck ask these small head people that look good with beanies. I just want my ears to stay warm!
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 months ago
For real though get a Carhartt. They make high quality shit for workers. I got a new one for Christmas and I can’t imagine a head too big to fit, I gotta roll it up.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
I don’t wear a beanie, that explains why I keep failing upwards.
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 3 months ago
Yea, I don’t know anyone, anywhere I’ve ever worked that wore a beanie.
Except when I did construction, or mechanic, or maintenance… You know, where we were outside in the cold.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
False. I wear no beanie at all and am not yet emperor.
zagaberoo@beehaw.org 3 months ago
You fell into the asymptote; even the mighty beanie can’t divide by zero. Try wearing a single thread from a beanie instead.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Then you should probably put your beanie back on before the guards see you…
Xanthrax@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Why would I wear a beanie and have cold ears?!
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Because you are going bald lmao
Xanthrax@lemmy.world 3 months ago
My hairline is receding faster than the Russians, but my ears are what I’m what I’m worried about.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Woah hey why do you have to bring up the fact that Tim Pool is going bald?
Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I guess to assert your dominance
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 months ago
The first style could also be a seaman on a merchant mariner vessel.
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 3 months ago
Beanie on my head and seamen on my face
AhismaMiasma@lemm.ee 3 months ago
This feels like an antisemitic dog whistle…
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Haha I see what you’re referring to but what would be different in the meme in the case that it wasn’t a dog whistle?
ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
How so?
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 3 months ago
People see what’s in their own head.
AhismaMiasma@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Literally look at the highest voted comment in this thread. Comparing a yamurlke to the smallest beanie playing into the idea that Jewish people control the world.
Jinni@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Can confirm, currently wearing a #4 beanie and I am looking for work.
Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I wear the bottom right beanie, but my career is of the top left. Have I broken the rules? Nobody informed me of beanie etiquette.
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Make it even smaller and you can become Rocky Balboa’s trainer.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 months ago
What about the propeller? Does it mean anything?
ploot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
You just prefix “turbo” to whatever it would have been without.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Oh. Right, that makes sense.
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Construction workers do sacrifice their bodies to paid less than a barista
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The fact the Forklift Operators are paid less then UX Designers is a crime against humanity.
Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Driving a forklift is quite a bit easier than designing great user experiences, and requires a lot less training and experience.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 months ago
And I haven’t seen good, modern user design.
Shanedino@lemmy.world 3 months ago
To some extent it’s just a representation of people who wear a beanie for functionality vs looks.
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
I am a gamer looking for a drug-dealer and I also don’t work. But I make more than the whole panel 1. Also I don’t own a beanie. Should I get a beanie? And how to wear it? This is hard.
Ponygirl42@lemmy.wtf 3 months ago
Lol as a bartender I am clearly waaaaay lower on the so to-economic ladder.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 months ago
#4, also influencer.
Xuderis@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Fun fact: rock climbers wear beanies to prevent them from falling.
nifty@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Oh snap, guess I kitchen staff o7
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 months ago
Where does one get a tiny beanie? Not because I’m a software engineer, but because it looks hilarious
troglodytis@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I wear a teeny weeny beany when I eat a tangeriney
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 months ago
flawlessly eating pomegranitites also good at suckin titties
Zelaf@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Why is this so accurate??
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 months ago
The villain we need
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