So the Jews are running the world after all!
Career tip #345
Submitted 5 weeks ago by QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz to memes@sopuli.xyz
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timestatic@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
madcaesar@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Got em!
Carvex@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You forgot the most important, smallest, highest ranking beanie, the yarmulke!
RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That’s pretty good hahaha
salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Is a ski mask just a beanie that covers your entire head? If so, I guess this still makes sense: Image Bank robber lol
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Real bank robbers are behind the desk.
ThePantser@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
No, they are people robbers, similar but different.
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The banks’ robbers
Lemjukes@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Ah yes this stupid ass post that thinks baristas are making more than construction workers and forklift drivers…
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Not to mention drug dealers
holo@lemmy.wtf 5 weeks ago
Forklift operators yes, construction workers also yes depending on the region. In many areas of the US the majority of construction workers are undocumented workers and thus kept at or below minimum wage. Forklift operators really don’t make a lot of money. Like more than general warehouse labor but even in decent states that tends to be pretty low on the spectrum.
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
as someone with an unreasonably large head, the gamer beanie still too small
PunnyName@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Right? Fuck ask these small head people that look good with beanies. I just want my ears to stay warm!
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
For real though get a Carhartt. They make high quality shit for workers. I got a new one for Christmas and I can’t imagine a head too big to fit, I gotta roll it up.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I don’t wear a beanie, that explains why I keep failing upwards.
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 5 weeks ago
Yea, I don’t know anyone, anywhere I’ve ever worked that wore a beanie.
Except when I did construction, or mechanic, or maintenance… You know, where we were outside in the cold.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
False. I wear no beanie at all and am not yet emperor.
zagaberoo@beehaw.org 5 weeks ago
You fell into the asymptote; even the mighty beanie can’t divide by zero. Try wearing a single thread from a beanie instead.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Then you should probably put your beanie back on before the guards see you…
Xanthrax@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Why would I wear a beanie and have cold ears?!
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Because you are going bald lmao
Xanthrax@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
My hairline is receding faster than the Russians, but my ears are what I’m what I’m worried about.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Woah hey why do you have to bring up the fact that Tim Pool is going bald?
Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I guess to assert your dominance
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 weeks ago
The first style could also be a seaman on a merchant mariner vessel.
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 5 weeks ago
Beanie on my head and seamen on my face
AhismaMiasma@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
This feels like an antisemitic dog whistle…
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Haha I see what you’re referring to but what would be different in the meme in the case that it wasn’t a dog whistle?
ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
How so?
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 5 weeks ago
People see what’s in their own head.
AhismaMiasma@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Literally look at the highest voted comment in this thread. Comparing a yamurlke to the smallest beanie playing into the idea that Jewish people control the world.
Jinni@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Can confirm, currently wearing a #4 beanie and I am looking for work.
Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I wear the bottom right beanie, but my career is of the top left. Have I broken the rules? Nobody informed me of beanie etiquette.
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Make it even smaller and you can become Rocky Balboa’s trainer.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
What about the propeller? Does it mean anything?
ploot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
You just prefix “turbo” to whatever it would have been without.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Oh. Right, that makes sense.
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Construction workers do sacrifice their bodies to paid less than a barista
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The fact the Forklift Operators are paid less then UX Designers is a crime against humanity.
Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Driving a forklift is quite a bit easier than designing great user experiences, and requires a lot less training and experience.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
And I haven’t seen good, modern user design.
Shanedino@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
To some extent it’s just a representation of people who wear a beanie for functionality vs looks.
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
I am a gamer looking for a drug-dealer and I also don’t work. But I make more than the whole panel 1. Also I don’t own a beanie. Should I get a beanie? And how to wear it? This is hard.
Ponygirl42@lemmy.wtf 5 weeks ago
Lol as a bartender I am clearly waaaaay lower on the so to-economic ladder.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
#4, also influencer.
Xuderis@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Fun fact: rock climbers wear beanies to prevent them from falling.
nifty@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Oh snap, guess I kitchen staff o7
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 5 weeks ago
Where does one get a tiny beanie? Not because I’m a software engineer, but because it looks hilarious
troglodytis@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I wear a teeny weeny beany when I eat a tangeriney
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
flawlessly eating pomegranitites also good at suckin titties
Zelaf@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Why is this so accurate??
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
The villain we need
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