Carvex
@Carvex@lemmy.world
- Comment on Facial recognition vans to be rolled out across police forces in England 5 days ago:
- Comment on Yay! 5 days ago:
Yo mama so fat, she distorts the Mona Lisa when she stands on it
- Comment on Missouri Governor Mike Kehoe signed off on legislation repealing paid sick leave provision 2 weeks ago:
Onerous: (of a task, duty, or responsibility) involving an amount of effort and difficulty that is oppressively burdensome.
It was too hard to give the voters what 58% voted for, 1 week of mandatory vacation a year, so they didn’t. Fuck you poors.
- Comment on Good evening I choose getting the job done. 2 weeks ago:
Sir you need to walk your Boston Whalier on the sidewalk
- Comment on Gascar 2 weeks ago:
I don’t start worrying until I can see the gap between the top of the needle and the bottom of the empty line
- Comment on quick thinking 3 weeks ago:
Can’t wait to see how United Healthcare bills that one
- Comment on Laptop dreams 3 weeks ago:
Fair enough, I’m no holologist
- Comment on Laptop dreams 3 weeks ago:
So then I’m just a lips and asshole donut?
- Comment on How has it been so long? 3 weeks ago:
I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter spread over too much bread
- Comment on Anon does the shopping 3 weeks ago:
Task failed successfully
- Comment on Never try to square up with square pants 4 weeks ago:
squeaky toy sound on fist impact
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Wait until they remember Trump was “in charge” during Covid too
- Comment on Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier says criminal “geoengineering and weather modification activities" could have played a role in recent Texas floods 4 weeks ago:
These people have law degrees, and some of them are partially educated. It’s amazing to me someone could type this up and send it to other people without the embarrassment of looking like a fucking moron stopping them.
- Comment on Science is hard like me. 1 month ago:
Yo mama so dumb she failed a survey
- Comment on I'm shy 1 month ago:
Chocolate chip?
- Comment on And I only know two chords! 1 month ago:
- Comment on A slightly different experience 1 month ago:
I get one business week, 40 hours of vacation accumulated a year at my current job.
- Comment on A slightly different experience 1 month ago:
Not not only their second home, but with a stay at home wife, three kids named Junior, a family dog, two cars, two weeks of vacation a year, and a retirement plan, all for 40 hours a week uneducated labor repairing vacuum cleaners.
- Comment on A cuppa Jill 1 month ago:
A glass of some High Koala-Tea H2O courtesy of The Waterboy
- Comment on Maybe need a little ivermectin for that. 2 months ago:
“I don’t think people should be taking advice, medical advice from me,”
- Comment on Is it possible to have too much? 2 months ago:
Finally a cookie that’s good for the heart
- Comment on It's a Sham! 2 months ago:
I thought I shit myself in the shower, but it was just shampoo.
- Comment on IT’S THE FEDS! 2 months ago:
A judge would sign a search warrant because of a power bill? Damn
- Comment on I mean... I don't see the problem? 2 months ago:
But he’s Black Science Man! How else would I know the sun is hot without him learning me?
- Comment on Android updates: thanks I hate it. 3 months ago:
What was it before this?
- Comment on Rate my setup 3 months ago:
4/20 would plumb again
- Comment on I think Judas kissed him 3 months ago:
- Comment on AMC Theatres Quarterly Losses Hit $202.1 Million After Box Office Got Off to Rocky Start 3 months ago:
Wanna know what I don’t have an extra $50 bucks for lately?
- Comment on Hmmm.... 4 months ago:
I thought of something funnier than 24…
Let me hear it buddy…
- Comment on Caption this. 4 months ago:
Don’t snort math.
