Carvex
@Carvex@lemmy.world
- Comment on Science is hard like me. 6 days ago:
Yo mama so dumb she failed a survey
- Comment on I'm shy 1 week ago:
Chocolate chip?
- Comment on And I only know two chords! 1 week ago:
- Comment on A slightly different experience 1 week ago:
I get one business week, 40 hours of vacation accumulated a year at my current job.
- Comment on A slightly different experience 1 week ago:
Not not only their second home, but with a stay at home wife, three kids named Junior, a family dog, two cars, two weeks of vacation a year, and a retirement plan, all for 40 hours a week uneducated labor repairing vacuum cleaners.
- Comment on A cuppa Jill 2 weeks ago:
A glass of some High Koala-Tea H2O courtesy of The Waterboy
- Comment on Maybe need a little ivermectin for that. 5 weeks ago:
“I don’t think people should be taking advice, medical advice from me,”
- Comment on Is it possible to have too much? 5 weeks ago:
Finally a cookie that’s good for the heart
- Comment on It's a Sham! 5 weeks ago:
I thought I shit myself in the shower, but it was just shampoo.
- Comment on IT’S THE FEDS! 1 month ago:
A judge would sign a search warrant because of a power bill? Damn
- Comment on I mean... I don't see the problem? 1 month ago:
But he’s Black Science Man! How else would I know the sun is hot without him learning me?
- Comment on Android updates: thanks I hate it. 1 month ago:
What was it before this?
- Comment on Rate my setup 1 month ago:
4/20 would plumb again
- Comment on I think Judas kissed him 1 month ago:
- Comment on AMC Theatres Quarterly Losses Hit $202.1 Million After Box Office Got Off to Rocky Start 1 month ago:
Wanna know what I don’t have an extra $50 bucks for lately?
- Comment on Hmmm.... 2 months ago:
I thought of something funnier than 24…
Let me hear it buddy…
- Comment on Caption this. 2 months ago:
Don’t snort math.
- Comment on my version is better 4 months ago:
And I’ll sing all night and in the mornin’ light
When your shades are on and your head’s on ice
You’ll know you’ve seen the redneck sodomy
- Comment on It's Never too Late 4 months ago:
You forgot to say LFTL but thanks!
- Comment on Reddit Refugees 4 months ago:
Faberge or local cage free?
- Comment on It was Steve 5 months ago:
Some shit broke
- Comment on Why did trump go after the Gulf of Mexico rather than New Mexico? 5 months ago:
It’s one of those “shithole” states he doesn’t acknowledge
- Comment on only 100% dry cotton cleaning 5 months ago:
Give a man fire, he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
- Comment on Career tip #345 5 months ago:
You forgot the most important, smallest, highest ranking beanie, the yarmulke!
- Comment on Anon's PC works 5 months ago:
Still rocking two GTX660s in SLI, they run solitaire and lemmy alright
- Comment on Deal-breaker 6 months ago:
pulling beads on a string off screen
You know what this is…the kids don’t know but we do…
- Comment on skull crushers 6 months ago:
Great tits can do all sorts of amazing things
- Comment on As a gay I can confirm 7 months ago:
Is whammy bar gayer than Wham!?
- Comment on They must not be tired 7 months ago:
Wheely tired
- Comment on Worst amusement park ever. 8 months ago:
I still have that splinter in my ass from last year’s visit.