Carvex
@Carvex@lemmy.world
- Comment on quick thinking 1 day ago:
Can’t wait to see how United Healthcare bills that one
- Comment on Laptop dreams 1 day ago:
Fair enough, I’m no holologist
- Comment on Laptop dreams 1 day ago:
So then I’m just a lips and asshole donut?
- Comment on How has it been so long? 2 days ago:
I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter spread over too much bread
- Comment on Anon does the shopping 6 days ago:
Task failed successfully
- Comment on Never try to square up with square pants 1 week ago:
squeaky toy sound on fist impact
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Wait until they remember Trump was “in charge” during Covid too
- Comment on Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier says criminal “geoengineering and weather modification activities" could have played a role in recent Texas floods 1 week ago:
These people have law degrees, and some of them are partially educated. It’s amazing to me someone could type this up and send it to other people without the embarrassment of looking like a fucking moron stopping them.
- Comment on Science is hard like me. 3 weeks ago:
Yo mama so dumb she failed a survey
- Comment on I'm shy 4 weeks ago:
Chocolate chip?
- Comment on And I only know two chords! 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on A slightly different experience 4 weeks ago:
I get one business week, 40 hours of vacation accumulated a year at my current job.
- Comment on A slightly different experience 4 weeks ago:
Not not only their second home, but with a stay at home wife, three kids named Junior, a family dog, two cars, two weeks of vacation a year, and a retirement plan, all for 40 hours a week uneducated labor repairing vacuum cleaners.
- Comment on A cuppa Jill 5 weeks ago:
A glass of some High Koala-Tea H2O courtesy of The Waterboy
- Comment on Maybe need a little ivermectin for that. 1 month ago:
“I don’t think people should be taking advice, medical advice from me,”
- Comment on Is it possible to have too much? 1 month ago:
Finally a cookie that’s good for the heart
- Comment on It's a Sham! 1 month ago:
I thought I shit myself in the shower, but it was just shampoo.
- Comment on IT’S THE FEDS! 1 month ago:
A judge would sign a search warrant because of a power bill? Damn
- Comment on I mean... I don't see the problem? 2 months ago:
But he’s Black Science Man! How else would I know the sun is hot without him learning me?
- Comment on Android updates: thanks I hate it. 2 months ago:
What was it before this?
- Comment on Rate my setup 2 months ago:
4/20 would plumb again
- Comment on I think Judas kissed him 2 months ago:
- Comment on AMC Theatres Quarterly Losses Hit $202.1 Million After Box Office Got Off to Rocky Start 2 months ago:
Wanna know what I don’t have an extra $50 bucks for lately?
- Comment on Hmmm.... 3 months ago:
I thought of something funnier than 24…
Let me hear it buddy…
- Comment on Caption this. 3 months ago:
Don’t snort math.
- Comment on my version is better 5 months ago:
And I’ll sing all night and in the mornin’ light
When your shades are on and your head’s on ice
You’ll know you’ve seen the redneck sodomy
- Comment on It's Never too Late 5 months ago:
You forgot to say LFTL but thanks!
- Comment on Reddit Refugees 5 months ago:
Faberge or local cage free?
- Comment on It was Steve 5 months ago:
Some shit broke
- Comment on Why did trump go after the Gulf of Mexico rather than New Mexico? 5 months ago:
It’s one of those “shithole” states he doesn’t acknowledge