Carvex
@Carvex@lemmy.world
- Comment on 12-year-old girl granted abortion by Supreme Court 1 week ago:
Too young to learn about her period in school, yet old enough to be forced to raise a child.
- Comment on It'S tHe SaMe PiCtUrE!!! 1 week ago:
And that’s when Titler was 9 years more mentally-competent than he is now
- Comment on Left-handed sep funnel anyone? 4 weeks ago:
Yeah no percolator on any of them, gonna be rough hit
- Comment on Idk if that's what's really happening in that image 🤔 4 weeks ago:
It’s a scabbard, not a tripod.
- Comment on Hello girl!! 4 weeks ago:
's left nut reincarnated.
- Comment on Tooney lunes 5 weeks ago:
This comment took less than the cumulative power consumption of Wyoming to post.
- Comment on Facial recognition vans to be rolled out across police forces in England 1 month ago:
- Comment on Yay! 1 month ago:
Yo mama so fat, she distorts the Mona Lisa when she stands on it
- Comment on Missouri Governor Mike Kehoe signed off on legislation repealing paid sick leave provision 1 month ago:
Onerous: (of a task, duty, or responsibility) involving an amount of effort and difficulty that is oppressively burdensome.
It was too hard to give the voters what 58% voted for, 1 week of mandatory vacation a year, so they didn’t. Fuck you poors.
- Comment on Good evening I choose getting the job done. 1 month ago:
Sir you need to walk your Boston Whalier on the sidewalk
- Comment on Gascar 1 month ago:
I don’t start worrying until I can see the gap between the top of the needle and the bottom of the empty line
- Comment on quick thinking 1 month ago:
Can’t wait to see how United Healthcare bills that one
- Comment on Laptop dreams 2 months ago:
Fair enough, I’m no holologist
- Comment on Laptop dreams 2 months ago:
So then I’m just a lips and asshole donut?
- Comment on How has it been so long? 2 months ago:
I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter spread over too much bread
- Comment on Anon does the shopping 2 months ago:
Task failed successfully
- Comment on Never try to square up with square pants 2 months ago:
squeaky toy sound on fist impact
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Wait until they remember Trump was “in charge” during Covid too
- Comment on Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier says criminal “geoengineering and weather modification activities" could have played a role in recent Texas floods 2 months ago:
These people have law degrees, and some of them are partially educated. It’s amazing to me someone could type this up and send it to other people without the embarrassment of looking like a fucking moron stopping them.
- Comment on Science is hard like me. 2 months ago:
Yo mama so dumb she failed a survey
- Comment on I'm shy 2 months ago:
Chocolate chip?
- Comment on And I only know two chords! 2 months ago:
- Comment on A slightly different experience 2 months ago:
I get one business week, 40 hours of vacation accumulated a year at my current job.
- Comment on A slightly different experience 2 months ago:
Not not only their second home, but with a stay at home wife, three kids named Junior, a family dog, two cars, two weeks of vacation a year, and a retirement plan, all for 40 hours a week uneducated labor repairing vacuum cleaners.
- Comment on A cuppa Jill 3 months ago:
A glass of some High Koala-Tea H2O courtesy of The Waterboy
- Comment on Maybe need a little ivermectin for that. 3 months ago:
“I don’t think people should be taking advice, medical advice from me,”
- Comment on Is it possible to have too much? 3 months ago:
Finally a cookie that’s good for the heart
- Comment on It's a Sham! 3 months ago:
I thought I shit myself in the shower, but it was just shampoo.
- Comment on IT’S THE FEDS! 3 months ago:
A judge would sign a search warrant because of a power bill? Damn
- Comment on I mean... I don't see the problem? 4 months ago:
But he’s Black Science Man! How else would I know the sun is hot without him learning me?
