Carvex
@Carvex@lemmy.world
- Comment on It's a Sham! 12 hours ago:
I thought I shit myself in the shower, but it was just shampoo.
- Comment on IT’S THE FEDS! 1 day ago:
A judge would sign a search warrant because of a power bill? Damn
- Comment on I mean... I don't see the problem? 1 week ago:
But he’s Black Science Man! How else would I know the sun is hot without him learning me?
- Comment on Android updates: thanks I hate it. 2 weeks ago:
What was it before this?
- Comment on Rate my setup 2 weeks ago:
4/20 would plumb again
- Comment on I think Judas kissed him 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on AMC Theatres Quarterly Losses Hit $202.1 Million After Box Office Got Off to Rocky Start 3 weeks ago:
Wanna know what I don’t have an extra $50 bucks for lately?
- Comment on Hmmm.... 1 month ago:
I thought of something funnier than 24…
Let me hear it buddy…
- Comment on Caption this. 1 month ago:
Don’t snort math.
- Comment on my version is better 3 months ago:
And I’ll sing all night and in the mornin’ light
When your shades are on and your head’s on ice
You’ll know you’ve seen the redneck sodomy
- Comment on It's Never too Late 3 months ago:
You forgot to say LFTL but thanks!
- Comment on Reddit Refugees 3 months ago:
Faberge or local cage free?
- Comment on It was Steve 3 months ago:
Some shit broke
- Comment on Why did trump go after the Gulf of Mexico rather than New Mexico? 4 months ago:
It’s one of those “shithole” states he doesn’t acknowledge
- Comment on only 100% dry cotton cleaning 4 months ago:
Give a man fire, he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
- Comment on Career tip #345 4 months ago:
You forgot the most important, smallest, highest ranking beanie, the yarmulke!
- Comment on Anon's PC works 4 months ago:
Still rocking two GTX660s in SLI, they run solitaire and lemmy alright
- Comment on Deal-breaker 5 months ago:
pulling beads on a string off screen
You know what this is…the kids don’t know but we do…
- Comment on skull crushers 5 months ago:
Great tits can do all sorts of amazing things
- Comment on As a gay I can confirm 6 months ago:
Is whammy bar gayer than Wham!?
- Comment on They must not be tired 6 months ago:
Wheely tired
- Comment on Worst amusement park ever. 7 months ago:
I still have that splinter in my ass from last year’s visit.
- Comment on Deadass who are you fooling? 7 months ago:
The first three seasons have some great moments which most people can relate to. Everyone knows a Patrick Star, someone who’s so dumb it hurts but you still have to deal with them. Everyone has worked for a Mr Krabs, the cheapest and stingiest of employers. And many people find themselves turn from happy in life as a child to become Squidward, who is just done with all of it at his meaningless job and low pay but can’t quit.
- Comment on Spelling 8 months ago:
QUBGG, easy.
- Comment on this is the view from my apartment 8 months ago:
Oh fuck yeah, view it
- Comment on Dirty talk 9 months ago:
I don’t see him eating crayons, probably not.
- Comment on Trump Is ‘Weird,’ Vance Is ‘Creepy.’ Finally, the Democrats Start Name-Calling. 9 months ago:
Not a rapist pedophile traitor narcissist con man? Excellent platform.
- Comment on 🐕 good boy 10 months ago:
Urethra is a weirder name for a dog
- Comment on Trump distances himself from Project 2025: 'I have nothing to do with them' 10 months ago:
He’ll only be a dictator “for one day”
- Comment on first alert at 5 10 months ago:
Hot as balls or hurricane every day you say? Fuck yeah humans, good job.