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• Souroak@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Woa-oh Black Betty… Tamborlands

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• Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What the fuck?

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• saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They won’t let me wear these anymore because the CEO said it was distracting for the board of directors.

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• atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Do they not have soles? It looks like you can see through to the top on the first picture.

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  • TehBamski@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dang it. I should have taken a moment to check if it was AI generated or not.

    It is.

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• Carvex@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dance Mr Bojangles!

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• HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Get yourself a harmonica butt plug (harmbutaplug), a cabbage salad and a GUI-Tar and you’ve got a quartet.

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    harmonica butt plug (harmbutaplug)

    Image

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• vk6flab@lemmy.radio ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As a fully functional adult, I’ve been eyeing off light up shoes for years. So far, all I’ve seen is gimmick shoes you wouldn’t wear for more than an hour, so I make do with fluorescent shoelaces instead.

  This seems like fun, though I’m not sure if I’d be game to walk up a set of stairs on them, perhaps I’m not keen on breaking something when I’d invariably trip and fall.

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  • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “gimmick shoes you wouldn’t wear for more than an hour”

    Can you elaborate on what you mean by this? Do you mean that the light up shoes look like they’d be uncomfortable, or are you getting at something different?

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    • vk6flab@lemmy.radio ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The shoes I’ve seen look like an orthopaedic horror story.

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• 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Where someone is found wearing these entirely determines the level of threatening that everyone in the vicinity experiences

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