madcaesar
@madcaesar@lemmy.world
- Comment on would you visit an authoritarian country if you had the chance to live there up to 4 weeks for free even if you believe multiparty democracy to be something non negotiable? 1 day ago:
The judicial system can fuck people up even in Democratic countries. Rolling the dice in dictatorships?
Fuck no!
- Comment on Kawhi Leonard signed a secret $28m deal funded by Balmer. 5 days ago:
This is huge!
- Comment on Bring out the trumpets and pour out the beer 1 week ago:
It would be easy like this
I will make healthcare free for everyone! We’re going to have the best healthcare in the world and billionaires are going to pay for it!
I’m going to start a federal drug program! We’re going to have the cheapest drugs in the world and no-one will have to decide between rent and their medication!
I’m going to start a national Give Parents Freedom Act, where we will provide free daycare for any parent making under 100k/year! We will pay for it by cutting the military budget by 1%!
In my first 100 days I’m going to sign the mothers are awsome executive order mandating 1 year of maternity leave for mothers and 3 months for fathers. Employers will not be allowed to fire any new parent.
I’m also going to divert ICE money into a new consumer agency called “IYCIWFYU” (If you collude I will fuck you up) their entire mission will be to investigate corporations that are price fixing and stealing money from the people.
I’m going to make digital Tax filing FREE for everyone and divert all IRS investigations into people making over 5 million per year!
Instead we get
I’ll try to pass a bipartisan bill to maybe fix some roads… 🤷I don’t know… We’ll see what Republicans let me do 😢
- Comment on Bring out the trumpets and pour out the beer 2 weeks ago:
Fuck your dad.
No offense.
- Comment on Why are they even doing this, the grass wasn't even that tall 2 weeks ago:
What is even the point of buying a home in a HOA? You’re getting fucked by the bank on the loan and then by random dickheads about your yard… Might as well get an apartment at that point and get some rest.
- Comment on what are the grievances with the "male loneliness epidemic"? 2 weeks ago:
I think what’s happening is:
40% of men are good people
40% of women are good people
The remaining 20% are pieces of shit that demonize and demean the other sex, which has caused the 80% to become scared and reclusive.
Social media makes it seem like the percentages are flipped but they are not!
The numbers are made up but you get my point.
- Comment on Teddybears - Punkrocker 2 weeks ago:
Absolutely.
I know people can call superman boring, but to me what makes him even more amazing is that he has enough power to basically dominate everyone… But he doesn’t, he always chooses to do the right thing and tries to give people a second chance.
It’s part of the reason Zach Schneider’s Superman sucked balls, because they tried to make him some dark edge lord that literally kills in the first fucking movie.
Supes is the last hero that remains as some sort of beacon of hope and fairness, which naturally goes against the fascist mindset.
A red hatter cannot comprehend having power and not using it to subjugate or enforce your will. It simply does not compute in their lead infested brains.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I mean it’s a bit odd, but fuck it man it’s a date. You go out and have fun. If you’re not into it you pull the plug after 15 min.
Honesty we all need a kick in the ass sometimes to go out and do shit.
I don’t know your relationship with your dad, but if you two are on good terms and trust each other than this is actually kinda cool.
Have fun and enjoy.
- Comment on Where are all the successful "red cities"? 1 month ago:
Balkan? The countries that were drawn into a brutal civil war by right wing pieces of shit and are still trying to recover from the bloodshed and brain drain? Those Balkan cities?
- Comment on Is it sexist to say "I've never worn a wet dress before" 1 month ago:
🤣
This is either AI slop or your wife is a lunatic.
- Comment on Who's the most ridiculed POTUS of history? 1 month ago:
I personally thought, no-one could ever top or be worse than W. Then Trump showed up. I no longer think Trump is the bottom, because the Republican voter is getting dumber not smarter as time rolls on.
- Comment on Ayton to sign 2-year deal with Lakers 2 months ago:
If Ayton actually went 100% Lakers could be legit. But that’s a big IF
- Comment on Doctor Debates 2 months ago:
ಠ_ಠ
- Comment on Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman 2 months ago:
Magats shit on women… Still get women votes… Shit in soliders still get soldiers votes… Shit on Mexicans… Still get Mexican votes… Shit on men…still get men votes…
I don’t know who this says more about… The voting group or Democrats that can’t win despite this shit.
- Comment on Why was file search much faster in Windows XP than in subsequent versions? 2 months ago:
Just make sure to add git and node_modules as exclusions
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Best Buy customer service is 1/10. I’ve pretty much stopped using them since 2000. Seems like they haven’t gotten any better.
- Comment on A simple solution, really 2 months ago:
More like retiree at 70, die of microplastic cancer at 65…
- Comment on where are worker rights parades? why are we focusing on very limited issues? 2 months ago:
You’re right. I’ll just add I don’t even know what the difference is between middle class and working class. We’re all having to work like animals to live.
I’m technically middle class I guess? But I call myself working class and I stand with labor 100% of the time, because the only foe any of us have is the billionaire class.
- Comment on Why are American cops allowed to be morbidly obese? 2 months ago:
Fuck the physical part, they should take yearly psychological exams and have continuous education on conflict resolution.
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 2 months ago:
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- Comment on The solution to many problems 3 months ago:
Lemmy can be so stereotypically “well actually” annoying. Any light-hearted whatever topic will be filled with douchenoozles pearl clutching.
- Comment on Concern grows over whether Hollywood's film and TV industry can survive in California 3 months ago:
We need high quality FUN movies.
We either get high quality depressing ass shit you can’t watch more than once, or fun low quality garbage.
Why can’t we just get good fun 90 minute movies anymore? It’s all either Oscar bait bullshit depressing drama or 2h if nonsense with endless tropes.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
I have nothing to add except, fuck drunk drivers, I hope they all crash safely into a ditch.
- Comment on I am not a builder… but that does not seem right 3 months ago:
Reminds me of the troll head meme where the head copies into oblivion
- Comment on Ryan Reynolds Pitched an R-Rated ‘Star Wars’ Movie to Disney, but Not for Him to Star: ‘That Would Be a Bad Fit’ 3 months ago:
Sounds decent.
- Comment on Google is baking Gemini AI into Chrome 3 months ago:
I don’t get this shitty trend, add your ai for free into shit no-one wants, but also charge money for your ai in other places?
- Comment on We gonna fight 3 months ago:
People on the left love to “well actually…” every issue, every opinion, because nothing in the world is 100%, but when something is 85%+ we should just stfu about it, agree and move on to more pressing issues.
But of course we can’t, so we keep losing.
- Comment on Gave him an offer, then took it away. Thanks PayPal. 3 months ago:
Assholes thinking their garbage thoughts are poetry
- Comment on Branding Experts on Decision to Flip Max Back to HBO Max: ‘A Corporate Walk of Shame’ 3 months ago:
HBO HOME BOX OFFICE
Is a fucking awesome name ESPECIALLY for today’s streaming world.
Yet some MBA douche thought MAX was better.
The world is run by morons.
- Comment on F*ckin Android update on my ZFold5 removed the setting options to independently set the home screen grid and the cover screen grid size. 3 months ago:
I haven’t been excited about an android upgrade in like? I don’t even know 8 years? It’s all just shittery and more locked down shit.