Comment on master manipulators

• brlemworld@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m gay

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  • Neon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Then just don’t be gay anymore?

    Duh

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  • eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well then I’ll be your wing person.

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    • brlemworld@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Now I’m hungry…

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  • MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hop in their lap, look up expectantly in a cute way, and take very good care of your hair so you are soft to pet. Once they start begging for your attention, act aloof and uninterested.

    The bar cats did this to me recently and it worked. It was clear they were the masters of the bar.

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• Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Can confirm, purring is a sure way I can get attention from my gf

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