Comment on master manipulators

brlemworld@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Meow at the moderately acceptably good (minus minus) looking and you may have some luck… but please don’t get offended if we start pspspspsing you, it’s just a reflex

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• frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Did you try letting them scratch under your collar?

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• eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Works better on girls.

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  • brlemworld@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m gay

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    • Neon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Then just don’t be gay anymore?

      Duh

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    • eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well then I’ll be your wing person.

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      • brlemworld@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Now I’m hungry…

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    • MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hop in their lap, look up expectantly in a cute way, and take very good care of your hair so you are soft to pet. Once they start begging for your attention, act aloof and uninterested.

      The bar cats did this to me recently and it worked. It was clear they were the masters of the bar.

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  • Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can confirm, purring is a sure way I can get attention from my gf

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