herrvogel

@herrvogel@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨S̵̢̡̠̣̜͍̘͍̈́̿͒̈̎̉͌͂̎̾̓Ḩ̶̡̛̯̰̤̻͖̹̝̼͍͔̰̃̅̋̍̈̆̋̋́̔͝Ǫ̴̺͔̫͈͉͎̤͎͗͂̅͒̀͒W̶̛͖̺̰̠̙̲̓͆̋̉̌̆̂͛̀̒̕͘ ̷̨̦̤̇̀̓̉́̅͒̄͝M̶͓̗͚̩̬͈͎͗̓̈́́͜͜Ẹ̵̢̢̺̞͓͓̤͙̙͖̈́̈̉͝ ̶̧̡̲̺͓̮̰̘̮͚͉̝͈̝̀͒́̎̾̓͜͝͝͠T̷̡̟̘̫͋͋̑͊̓͐̊̐̎H̸̪̋͛̓̀̍̂̐̂͐̾̈́̒̃É̵̛̾̅̀͛̃̄̏⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t see femtanyl in there even after you told me what to look for

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon remembers kindergarten⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Complete with a scene where anon jerks it to her while she lays unconscious in the hospital bed, and then he cries about it for 17 minutes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what was the last game you played in 2024?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stellaris. As a hyper-aggressive, warmongering, Rome-obsessed species of lovebirds. All the organic aliens have been turned into GMO livestock and all the machine aliens have been forced into slavery. I bomb the planets into oblivion not because I need to, but because I imagine my pretty birds would enjoy doing it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We need to go back! Back to the terminal!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Android got people on Linux the same way routers got people on BSD.

  And besides the mobile environment should definitely NOT be used as an example for the desktop space. It’s a disgusting mess of strict vendor controls and proprietary crap trying to put heavy limits on what the user can or cannot do with their hardware. Absolutely don’t want that for my PC. I already have a sneaking suspicion that that’s where we’re headed with ARM on desktop, which is a scary thought.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did Apple kill iTunes for windows?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah exactly. So why make that comment?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did Apple kill iTunes for windows?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The iPhone is stopping them from doing all that, which you’d know if you’d ever used one. The phone’s filesystem does not appear to the pc as a mountable external volume for you to copy shit in and out of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries programming in Java⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Javascript is a beautiful language where ‘3’ - 1 = 2 but ‘3’ + 1 = ‘31’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries smoking for the first time⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Same here. My parents both smoked like chimneys. I tried smoking once. Tasted awful, smelled disgusting, and made my eyes hurt like a motherfucker. Then I tried twice again on different occasions. Same experience. Just an exceedingly nasty thing overall that had not a single thing that made me wanna go back again, so that was it. I consider myself lucky that my body found it so revolting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon remembers first grade⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  OP read about the “fight the biggest baddest dude you can find on your first day” strat online and didn’t stop to think about its applicability.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Socialism⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you not read the relevant chapters in The Wealth of Nations?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What an inspiring story!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If he meets enough Billie Eilishes he can finally have enough copper to sell and buy a house.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How many squirrels do you think you could take in a fight to the death?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You said no weapons, but no mention of armor.

  Wrap me in some chain mail or kevlar or whatever, and set me loose. I will rain down an ungodly firestorm upon any number of squirrels. They’re gonna have to call the United Nations and get a binding resolution to keep me from destroying them. I will massacre them. I will fuck them up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pizza⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you capacitance-shaming her?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pizza⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Correction: she’s 35 Farads.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Toot toot⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah obviously made up for fake internet points. There’s no way there was a third toot, it’s just impossible. I don’t buy it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon needs help reading a social situation⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You have one brief interaction and then spend the next two eternities pondering what that was, draw all sorts of baseless conclusions without attemptint to ask for any information. I’m very good at it, been so in doing it for 30+ years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rain on Other Worlds⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There are approximately two metric shit tons of planets. I assume scientists have better things to do with their time than to sit around and think of names to give to every single one of those.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NASA Ping⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I know the frustration of trying to reprogram cheap Chinese esp32 knock offs that refuse to enter bootloader mode. Those nasa guys have to be some of the most patient people on earth. Up there with special education teachers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gecko⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Different in what way? Does it regrow as an underdeveloped shadow of its former self?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a question⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I pour it into the cowl vents of cars that were parked by assholes, but only when I’m out of eggs to crack in there instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Before it's too late!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He teaches to groan. NOTHING SEXUAL.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the one where the dude brags about being filthy rich and wearing expensive clothes, I think.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Youtube is broken, again⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not an issue though, from what you’re describing. People have control over their playlists. If that dude wanted to put that stupid video there, then that’s his prerogative. YouTube can’t “fix” that because a user doing whatever they want with their playlist is not an issue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How are engine sounds in racing games played ?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All sounds are short clicks that just repeat rapidly, if you think about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pros / cons of riding a bike?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The sweat thing is important imo. I don’t want to show up to work or school or whatever drenched in sweat. Sometimes it’s too hot outside, or you have to ride against too strong a wind, or the terrain on your route is difficult. Either way you can easily arrive at your destination soaking wet. Unless you have an e-bike, there is no easy or convenient solution for that ç. A very real consideration that most certainly has made me not choose my bike on many occasions.

  While we’re on the topic of wet, weather is also an important consideration. Keeping yourself protected against the rain on a bike is not easy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The First Borderlands Movie Clip Looks Like An SNL Skit⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tar and feather

  I see what you did there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the rule for which 'national identity adjective' suffix to use?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The answer is that many languages import their demonyms from different foreign languages. The reason for the inconsistencies is the different, unrelated sources for words.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Car⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You seem to be imagining people HYAAAAAHHing their foot on the clutch pedal full force with bulging veins on their temples. It’s just that you typically put quite a bit more force on that pedal compared to a brake pedal even if it’s not exactly violent. It’s slamming in relative terms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I supposed to ask stupid questions here, or *not* ask stupid questions?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tbh it never was. It was practically as weak as a password could get, even before becoming a meme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I supposed to ask stupid questions here, or *not* ask stupid questions?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally, a safe space to ask women how far they’re along.