Fuck you Ralph, you’ll live again the next time someone scrolls by
It's your amigo, Ralph!
Submitted 9 months ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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lowleveldata@programming.dev 9 months ago
Ralph lives happily ever after
There you go I saved Ralph
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
Glad this keeps getting reposted cause it means Ralph gets to keep existing!
dumbass@leminal.space 9 months ago
Ralph died of a heroin overdose behind a Denny’s dumpster.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 9 months ago
You should be, Ralph.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Someday, far, far into the deep future, Ralph may surface again as a Boltzmann Brain.
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Ralph only ceases to exist when the last person views this meme and then closes it, as well as when the last person forgets Ralph ever existed. All I know is that person isn’t me and thus I have no blood on my hands.
flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
OK Google set a reminder 10 years from now to remind that gal/guy of ralph
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Henceforth you shall be the torchbearer for the memory of Ralph. His memory will live on due to your efforts.
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Ralph will only come back into existence next time this is reposted. For maximum existential horror, change the name every repost so Ralph is forgotten.
nailbar@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
Ralph just reminded me of The Game. Ralph deserves the void.
Godric@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Worse than that! Each time you think of Ralph, you create another Ralph, a being you have created, another soul you will damn to the void.
PlexSheep@infosec.pub 9 months ago
Damn it now I lost. It’s your fault for talking about the game! You lose too!
TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 9 months ago
Would Ralph 's hat also stop existing?
Nelots@lemm.ee 9 months ago
No, Ralph’s hat exists outside of time and space. It is beyond our comprehension.
mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 9 months ago
It’s scary, but it’s something we all face someday. One day, I’ll go, too. The only way to go is forward, Ralph. Farewell.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The moment I was looking and thinking about Ralph, the wifi lost connection to the internet.
Coincidence? Or was it Ralph? 3spooky5me, Ralphie ol’ boy!random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Jee thank. Just what my Monday needed, an existential crisis.
urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
goodbye ralph
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Into the Ralphaverse
glitchdx@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I get that this is a joke, but I was drunk the other day and had an existential crisis about something similar.
When I write stories, i am inventing a world which basically makes me a god. Am I a bad god for writing stories where terrible things happen?
Interestingly and coincidentally, a couple weeks after that both Overly Sarcastic Productions and Hello Future Me put out videos containing the quote “characters are not people” and I felt personally targeted by that (which is of course ridiculous because why would they know about me?)
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Don’t worry, everything will be ok because the multiverse or whatever idk
zeppo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Oh well! Bite it, Ralph.
Godric@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Murderer!
Agent641@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Embrace the void, whatever your name is.
erp@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You should hear the cries of the memories, right before they are garbage collected. “Wait, I need that!”
“Bring in the logic probe!”
nifty@lemmy.world 9 months ago
In fact Ralph never exists because “you” is indeterminate since hundreds of readers see this post simultaneously
Amir@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
if a tree falls in a forest and no one hears it
cley_faye@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Die, Rulph, said the reader.
Blyfh@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Phew! For a moment I thought you meant Ralph!
loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Rulph Lundgren died
neatchee@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I will always read this meme in the voice of George Carlin narrating Thomas the Tank Engine, and then immediately post this exact reply with a link to this video: youtu.be/2a_gW1KvuFk?si=hR834siCZlYvOei1
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
What if Ralph exists independently of anyone acknowledging his concept? What if Ralph has always existed, and has just been waiting for a certain memer to discover him?
kewwwi@lemmy.world 9 months ago
bye ralp
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Welcome to the circus, Ralph.
Now say goodbye.
Godric@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Oh no, that’s not how this works. Everyone has their own Ralph, unique in each mind. Your hands are as bloody
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 months ago
imagines torturing Ralph for 500,000 years
Godric@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Joke’s on you! Ralph is only being tortured as long as you think of how he’s being tortured!
Played yaself, torturor!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 months ago
I can imagine 500,000 years pretty quickly by using a montage.