Fuck you Ralph, you’ll live again the next time someone scrolls by
It's your amigo, Ralph!
Submitted 11 months ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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lowleveldata@programming.dev 11 months ago
Ralph lives happily ever after
There you go I saved Ralph
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Glad this keeps getting reposted cause it means Ralph gets to keep existing!
dumbass@leminal.space 11 months ago
Ralph died of a heroin overdose behind a Denny’s dumpster.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 11 months ago
You should be, Ralph.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Someday, far, far into the deep future, Ralph may surface again as a Boltzmann Brain.
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Ralph only ceases to exist when the last person views this meme and then closes it, as well as when the last person forgets Ralph ever existed. All I know is that person isn’t me and thus I have no blood on my hands.
flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
OK Google set a reminder 10 years from now to remind that gal/guy of ralph
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Henceforth you shall be the torchbearer for the memory of Ralph. His memory will live on due to your efforts.
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Ralph will only come back into existence next time this is reposted. For maximum existential horror, change the name every repost so Ralph is forgotten.
nailbar@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Ralph just reminded me of The Game. Ralph deserves the void.
Godric@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Worse than that! Each time you think of Ralph, you create another Ralph, a being you have created, another soul you will damn to the void.
PlexSheep@infosec.pub 11 months ago
Damn it now I lost. It’s your fault for talking about the game! You lose too!
TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 11 months ago
Would Ralph 's hat also stop existing?
Nelots@lemm.ee 11 months ago
No, Ralph’s hat exists outside of time and space. It is beyond our comprehension.
mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 11 months ago
It’s scary, but it’s something we all face someday. One day, I’ll go, too. The only way to go is forward, Ralph. Farewell.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The moment I was looking and thinking about Ralph, the wifi lost connection to the internet.
Coincidence? Or was it Ralph? 3spooky5me, Ralphie ol’ boy!random_character_a@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Jee thank. Just what my Monday needed, an existential crisis.
urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
goodbye ralph
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Into the Ralphaverse
glitchdx@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I get that this is a joke, but I was drunk the other day and had an existential crisis about something similar.
When I write stories, i am inventing a world which basically makes me a god. Am I a bad god for writing stories where terrible things happen?
Interestingly and coincidentally, a couple weeks after that both Overly Sarcastic Productions and Hello Future Me put out videos containing the quote “characters are not people” and I felt personally targeted by that (which is of course ridiculous because why would they know about me?)
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Don’t worry, everything will be ok because the multiverse or whatever idk
zeppo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh well! Bite it, Ralph.
Godric@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Murderer!
Agent641@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Embrace the void, whatever your name is.
erp@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You should hear the cries of the memories, right before they are garbage collected. “Wait, I need that!”
“Bring in the logic probe!”
nifty@lemmy.world 11 months ago
In fact Ralph never exists because “you” is indeterminate since hundreds of readers see this post simultaneously
Amir@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
if a tree falls in a forest and no one hears it
cley_faye@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Die, Rulph, said the reader.
Blyfh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Phew! For a moment I thought you meant Ralph!
loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Rulph Lundgren died
neatchee@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I will always read this meme in the voice of George Carlin narrating Thomas the Tank Engine, and then immediately post this exact reply with a link to this video: youtu.be/2a_gW1KvuFk?si=hR834siCZlYvOei1
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
What if Ralph exists independently of anyone acknowledging his concept? What if Ralph has always existed, and has just been waiting for a certain memer to discover him?
kewwwi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
bye ralp
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Welcome to the circus, Ralph.
Now say goodbye.
Godric@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh no, that’s not how this works. Everyone has their own Ralph, unique in each mind. Your hands are as bloody
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
imagines torturing Ralph for 500,000 years
Godric@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Joke’s on you! Ralph is only being tortured as long as you think of how he’s being tortured!
Played yaself, torturor!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
I can imagine 500,000 years pretty quickly by using a montage.