turddle
@turddle@lemmy.world
- Comment on Withdrawal is going to make people go mad 1 week ago:
Classic American breakfast 🤌
- Comment on The election is over so here's the happily ever after 2 weeks ago:
STEWPID. Gork is da best alwayz 😤
- Comment on Nikola Jokic's shrinking prime -- and the disconnect brewing inside Denver trying to salvage it 2 weeks ago:
Thinking the same for KCP. He’s responsible for a lot of the clutch momentum changes with the defensive dirty work he puts in and his shooting. His loss is still felt on the Lakers and Denver gonna experience the same.
A real 3&D player with a lil extra in the bag which is a must for championship teams
- Comment on Pretty sound reasoning here. 3 weeks ago:
ya cuz easier cuz the hole is bigger so you can use a bigger finger to stop bullet better
- Comment on I hope you don't have any plans this evening. 2 months ago:
The velociraptures got him 😩 RIP
- Comment on You know, it's a movie for kids 3 months ago:
If the board game were real, I’d bet it’d make rounds at eccentric 1% thrill-seeker game nights.
Would have to come dressed fully prepared and play somewhere out in a desert bunker made to withstand the freaky shit. Little pods for the players so they can see the animals from relative safety. But I could see it being their kinda fun.
Zathura on the other hand sounds like a death-sentence 99% of the time… Ain’t no bunker withstanding a black hole
- Comment on Man of Hard Principles 4 months ago:
Yep. Gotta stand by your principles. If he says yes here, then he’s gotta go out with alllll the married women 🙄
- Comment on Must provide own whip. 4 months ago:
After you earn your hat during undergrad. They present you with the jacket for masters and some people continue on for the whip
- Comment on Snail Girl Summer ☀️ 4 months ago:
This is a hit with the slimers
- Comment on Pills (Take Two) 5 months ago:
Holy shit $49 billy a gram for polonium 209 (from the first source I found).
I figured the easy one would be some rare hue of diamond but gdamn
- Comment on joyous skittering of the least-bird 6 months ago:
New cryptid spotted 🚨
- Comment on ermmm 6 months ago:
Common problem. Just stick it in the microwave to turn the kernels into popcorn for the penguins. Solves itself really
- Comment on Happy eclipse day everyone. 7 months ago:
Historically, Phils were named as such for being the assigned ones who would “phil thine belly in times of darkness”. Emergency food basically; which is why he acts that way so as to cause as little guilt as possible.
It’s true. It’s on the internet.
- Comment on Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast have "about 40" video game projects in the works 8 months ago:
Would be a miracle if they even come close to that kind of success rate. While half those warhammer games do kinda suck. That other half, well, doesn’t haha.
20 good DnD games would be fantastic but I’m not even sure they know how to make one with the way they seem to be going at it (not counting BG3 as theirs, that was all Larian).
- Comment on The giga crystal 10 months ago:
True. Unfortunately psychic damage legislation has fallen woefully behind 😔 hopefully the next archmage election changes all that
- Comment on You can only pick one 10 months ago:
Yeah people are hopping on the Amazon one (which isn’t a bad choice) but predicting the future of trends like that is powerful. Especially once you become accustomed to it and can capitalize on them
- Comment on Jingle bells Batman smells robin laid an egg... 11 months ago:
Yes.
But this is also Batman who wouldn’t resist the chance to make a new Santa-themed suit complete with BatBeard
- Comment on Biblically 11 months ago:
You snozed you lósed
- Comment on Bandit 11 months ago:
When Khajit has no wares
- Comment on I feel so sotty sorry for the poor rock man 1 year ago:
The origin of the word tenants is from the fact that it takes ten human sized ants to carry their rocks.
The more you know 🌈
- Comment on NBA 2023 Offensive and Defensive Ratings (Nov 7) 1 year ago:
Damn. If the Lakers could have somehow ended up with CP3 to orchestrate the non-Bron minutes I feel like they and GSW would be swapped rn.
Dude is averaging nearly 8 assists off their bench
- Comment on Push It Somewhere Else 1 year ago:
AND it comes with Disney World + Universal Studios? The kids will love it! You gotta take that deal. Think of the children!
Take it. Come on. Please.
- Comment on Byeee 1 year ago:
If you make it to your car and declare safe they can’t fire you. It’s the rules. Pro-tip