It’s a common knowledge, you need to apply more stickers to keep the little people happy
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Submitted 7 months ago by Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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uservoid1@lemmy.world 7 months ago
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That’s what you get when you open windows.
atocci@kbin.social 7 months ago
I've been here long enough now to know the solution to any computer problem is to install Linux. Try that 👍
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Instructions unclear now there is penguins escaping and kernal panics :Q
atocci@kbin.social 7 months ago
Must have installed the wrong Linux. I've heard from other comments around Lemmy that the best one is called Red Hannah Hat Montana Enterprise Linux or something like that 👍
turddle@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Common problem. Just stick it in the microwave to turn the kernels into popcorn for the penguins. Solves itself really
kewwwi@lemmy.world 7 months ago
you promise them catgirls and big tiddy goth girls to lure them in, then you keep them in with Simpsons reruns
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
You need to download a backdoor.
Resol@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Buy them a cute little penguin that they must take care of.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Just grab some cheese and place it on the floor of your computer case.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You’ll need an 8/16" wrench and a screwdriver. Make ABSOLUTELY SURE to use a LEFT HANDED SCREWDRIVER!!! Otherwise you risk reversing the polarity and then you’ll have a real mess on your hands!
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 7 months ago
They’ve gone out to forage for dorito and cheeto dust. Sprinkle some back in the computer and they’ll return! You have to keep them properly fed or they’ll leave! Don’t forget to leave a cap of Baja Blast in there every other week too!
whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Yo how do I sign up to be a little person in the computer?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Put treats inside to lure them back.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Youre gonna need the digitizer beam from Tron.
femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
They appear armed so you will need to use a demetalization gun to rearrange the macroneurological circuitry in their central radial control system, slowly increase the volume and the voltage, but not the current or the pitch until they start having a cardiovascular cerebral extrution at which point you can pick them up with sterile gloves and clean them with soap and lukewarm water before putting them back in the case, cover the hole with Newtonian shielding until you can get a new case, be make sure you are quick, since the shielding is only able to last a couple weeks on average
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
There is very many big words for my very smooth brain. Nice vocabulary!
alquicksilver@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Vytle@lemmy.world 7 months ago
God I love Lemmy for shit like this. Its honestly reminiscent of the old internet with how off the cuff but not brainrot things can be
yeather@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
They’re scared of a file called “System 32.” Delete it and the little people should come back.
the_beber@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Alternatively, if you use Linux, you can use the command
sudo rm -rf /.elvith@feddit.de 7 months ago
Why are you deleting radiofrequecies from your device? Then the WiFi won’t work anymore!
But did you know that there’s a French root user hidden deeply within every Linux installation? To completely remove it, run the following command:
sudo rm -fr / —no-preserve-rootBudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
The fact that Linux just straight up allows this amuses me.