femboy_bird
@femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- Comment on It's a matter of perspective 1 year ago:
What about 1+(n/∞ where n is a finite integer)
- Comment on something something 2 years ago:
Can confirm, I am the shit
- Comment on Comedy has peaked ladies and gentlemen 2 years ago:
🥵🥵☢️☢️
- Comment on ermmm 2 years ago:
They appear armed so you will need to use a demetalization gun to rearrange the macroneurological circuitry in their central radial control system, slowly increase the volume and the voltage, but not the current or the pitch until they start having a cardiovascular cerebral extrution at which point you can pick them up with sterile gloves and clean them with soap and lukewarm water before putting them back in the case, cover the hole with Newtonian shielding until you can get a new case, be make sure you are quick, since the shielding is only able to last a couple weeks on average
- Comment on I am a half-genie, ask me anything 2 years ago:
Do you grant 1.5 wishes? If so what qualifies as half a wish
- Comment on If you want communism, you can start a commune 2 years ago:
Well that’s 9 iq points I’m never getting back
- Comment on [deleted] 2 years ago:
Russia and Belarus aren’t conservative, they are a weird crony fascism, when i say conservative I mean catholic neotheocracy (like Hungary)
- Comment on [deleted] 2 years ago:
No, i mean Poland, Hungary, Austria, Czechia, Slovakia, and Romania, if there was a war in Europe between Eastern and Western Europe, Belarus and Russia would already have been defeated
- Comment on [deleted] 2 years ago:
My predictions for this fall and beyond:
1: someone is going to win
2: the supporters of the other side are going to throw a hissy fit
3: China moves on Taiwan
4: US gets involved in asia, and russia tries to expand its influence only to be kicked in the balls by the EU or some part of it, possibly followed by a war between liberal western Europe and the conservative eastern Europe, Israel does whatever tf they want to the middle east
5: tens of millions of people die
6: US and China both end up breaking down under the weight of the logistically impossible war
7: both countries have a revolution and a regime change
7a: US ends with some sort of protofascist clusterfuck of a democratic dictatorship
7b: China either ends up with another authoritarian dictatorship but claiming to be something like the empires of old or a democratically elected republic that is rife with corruption from the start
Bonus: sometime somewhere russia maybe tries to take alaska but gets mauled by a polar bear with a 50 cal pistol
I hope I’m wrong, and if you think that I am, lmk why
- Comment on [deleted] 2 years ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 2 years ago:
I’ll have you know that for the past 16 years of my life i have lived off of nothing but raw puppy and i can now summon lightning, fly, and I have telekinesis
- Comment on Smothsinian 2 years ago:
I use them every day (it’s the only way to listen music in my car)
- Comment on Ended up in Gentoo Pipeline I guess? 2 years ago:
Ah gotcha
- Comment on Ended up in Gentoo Pipeline I guess? 2 years ago:
Yo what’s that epson keeb?
- Comment on It's not brain surgery 2 years ago:
Puts a whole new meaning to fucked in the head
- Comment on My earlier years were terrible. Wasn't hard to improve things when the bar is so low 2 years ago:
Thx comrade i appreciate it
- Comment on My earlier years were terrible. Wasn't hard to improve things when the bar is so low 2 years ago:
I’m no longer cutting myself every day, and attempting suicide every month, I’m so much better than I was, but I’m still so far from where i want to be
- Comment on Oh the wonders of technology 2 years ago:
Not all artists do
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Oh you are very welcome, anything else i can do for you?
- Comment on I used to be with it, then they changed what "it" is 2 years ago:
Pog is like 3 years outa date we chillin with skibidi rizz rn
- Comment on Civilization is just a human zoo 2 years ago:
No if it’s not banned it’s mandatory, the gater demands a sacrifice
- Comment on People think onlyfans is weird 2 years ago:
This exact thing happened to me like yesterday
- Comment on I've got a need for speed 2 years ago:
He went to far your only supposed to make an s
- Comment on Intrusive thoughts 2 years ago:
🤮
- Comment on money 2 years ago:
Liberal: a person that got checkmated by logic
- Comment on [deleted] 2 years ago:
Erm excuse me this is shitposting not assposting
- Comment on I feel so old. 2 years ago:
The translation is accurate and commendable
- Comment on money 2 years ago:
Checkmate liberals
- Comment on marketplace 2 years ago:
350 is a steal for a finger
- Comment on I will personally escort you to the fiery gates. 2 years ago:
Based