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• DJDarren@thelemmy.club ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I for one have no desire to see Musk spread thank you.

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  • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How many million dollars for you to hold direct eye contact with Elon Musk while he masturbates to completion? Don’t act like there’s not a number.

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    • tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      $190500 Mil

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      5 million, but he has to be okay with me doing it back.

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    • DJDarren@thelemmy.club ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’d do it for the price of a reasonable three bed family house, tbh. Save myself the cost of a mortgage every month.

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    • BallsandBayonets@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Eye contact is cheaper than having to look at his hands. For the right price I’ll even stroke… his ego by comparing him to Edison. Fortunately for me I’m sure he’d take that as a compliment and not realize I’m calling him a talentless hack that steals from Tesla.

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    • Garbanzo@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How long is that going to take? Can we do it via Zoom? If it’s not inconvenient for me to attend this meeting I’d be down for $1/second. My number is higher if it has to be in person, but I’m not gonna act like it’s a high number.

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  • ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    "I can shooow you the woooorld..."

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• femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Checkmate liberals

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t think Elon is a liberal by even the definitions of people that don’t actually know what it means.

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    • femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Liberal: a person that got checkmated by logic

      Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_lAb8m9MpI

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You’re both rich and can fuck right off.

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• BuryMyHorse@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Decided I will no longer be paying taxes. What are they gonna do, tax me more? Go ahead. I wont pay those either Oh im going to prison? The one paid for by my tax dollars? Sorry. Didn’t pay em. Now there is no prison. I am at least 3 steps ahead of the government at all times.

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• Gakomi@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Probably becaus he is not a frog dealer!

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• ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Swag

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