Civilization is just a human zoo

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  No cancel sign means they are commanding you to feed your baby to the gators.

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I think they’re encouraging visitors to help enrichment for the gators by playing the game “bite the feet off the child.”

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  • melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I’m so sorry honey. The sign said I had to.

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• Sianna@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  No slash means it’s mandatory.

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• Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  God Damnit Steve, I can’t believe we had to put up a sign about this.

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Thats where give treats at the petting zoo

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Waiter waiter! Please, another child!

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• femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  No if it’s not banned it’s mandatory, the gater demands a sacrifice

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• adj16@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  You joke but I bet someone could make that argument in an American court

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• Demdaru@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Reminds me of some drama where woman yeeted her child to the dingos…“But others were doing that (holding babies on thebother side of fence) too!”. We are lost as a species.

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• jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Did Florida ban this yet?

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• Resol@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Is it just me, or does it look like the baby is peeing from the back of its ankle?

  Man, I have an incredibly filthy brain.

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• Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  That’s not an alligator, that’s some sort of unholy abomination.

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• snek@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Don’t drink or do drugs.

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• boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I shall name hims SIM-BA!! Jk Moses sounds super straight

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