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Civilization is just a human zoo

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No cancel sign means they are commanding you to feed your baby to the gators.

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    • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I think they’re encouraging visitors to help enrichment for the gators by playing the game “bite the feet off the child.”

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    • melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m so sorry honey. The sign said I had to.

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  • Sianna@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No slash means it’s mandatory.

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  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    God Damnit Steve, I can’t believe we had to put up a sign about this.

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thats where give treats at the petting zoo

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    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Waiter waiter! Please, another child!

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  • femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No if it’s not banned it’s mandatory, the gater demands a sacrifice

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  • adj16@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You joke but I bet someone could make that argument in an American court

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  • Demdaru@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Reminds me of some drama where woman yeeted her child to the dingos…“But others were doing that (holding babies on thebother side of fence) too!”. We are lost as a species.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Did Florida ban this yet?

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  • Resol@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is it just me, or does it look like the baby is peeing from the back of its ankle?

    Man, I have an incredibly filthy brain.

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  • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s not an alligator, that’s some sort of unholy abomination.

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  • snek@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Don’t drink or do drugs.

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  • boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I shall name hims SIM-BA!! Jk Moses sounds super straight

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