Has anyone ever tipped a landlord and if so, what drugs were they on?
I feel so sotty sorry for the poor rock man
Submitted 1 year ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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systemglitch@lemmy.world 1 year ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I do every week and the drug I was on was care for the weaker humans in society.
Retrograde@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nice that’ll show em lol
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I never tipped a landlord, but as a joke I paid my rent in Sacajawea Dollars so as to give him a “bag of gold.” At first he was pissed, but then he asked me to continue. Apparently they turned out to be good tips at the bar.
fatbeer@reddthat.com 1 year ago
It’s rage bait, relax
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hupf@feddit.de 1 year ago
I’m trying, but it’s very difficult.
Wiz@midwest.social 1 year ago
TIPPING landlords? Is that a thing?
I hope not.
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
“Please take this extra money, sir, I don’t feel cucked enough by the housing market.”
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It is in Germany, or so I heard from a German in this thread
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Am German and am living in my second apart now since moving out. This is absolutely not a thing. You pay your rent on time and that’s it. Anything else on top would be inappropriate.
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is that “Actual” German, or “My great great great great great great great great grandpappy once rimmed Kaiser Wilhelm’s cat” German?
ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
People give tips to other who do nothing outside their job, oh you made the coffee i ordered and hand it to me sure have $5, thanks for handing the pizza i ordered over the counter have $10, payed for my groceries that i picked out myself and paid via self checkout sure have a 25% tip.
Why not tip someone who ensures where you live, where you children live, where all your precious posesstions are kept is safe, secure, and supported? Seems like you don’t actually care about the money, just want to have someone to shit on and feel mighter than them… (Kidding im a landlord and id call someone nuts for tipping me)
Thief_of_Crows@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Because those people provided something to you. They made or delivered the food. All a landlord does is gatekeep a necessity that people can’t live without. He didn’t build it. The only thing he did to you is prevent you getting housing. That is why they are leeches.
Thief_of_Crows@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Hopefully it’s like cow tipping
MuuuaadDib@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Who the fuck tips a landlord?
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
The same people that tip in restaurants I assume
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Look at all these rocks I just bought from desperate people! Pay me and you can sleep under them.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Landparasites am I right
Something_Complex@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Eat shit die is what I say. We keep fighting among ourselves for fucking scraps and we thing is a meal.
Nah fuck those big investment companies, fuck the humongously wealthy.
(I don’t think most celebrities are rich, because people like musk, bezzos and certain corporations, stole the money of an entire generation)
I think it was the 400 richest people own more assets then the poorest 60%
That literally means we just need to focus on the titans of the industry. Not my landlord gary
MycoBro@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Lol. It’s hilarious you said Gary. I worked for a contractor who son (he and everyone knows his daddy gave him everything) had a couple rent houses. His name was Gary. He’s alright.
Something_Complex@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Idk why it’s a landlord thing to be called Gary, in my family betweent me my parents and my brother we all had at least one landlord called Gary at some point in our lives 😂😂😂
specfreq@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You can’t see the tenants rocks because they’re so big
Witchfire@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The tenants are just chained to the earth
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There are ten ants!?
turddle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The origin of the word tenants is from the fact that it takes ten human sized ants to carry their rocks.
The more you know 🌈
cooopsspace@infosec.pub 1 year ago
The Earth they’re standing on
F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Then don’t be a landlord if it is such a terrible job.
DillyDaily@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Exactly, if you’ve got money lying around, invest in something that doesn’t require you to get off your ass and ensure the singular person/family selling their labour for your dividends isn’t forced to shelter in a mold infested leaky death trap.
You’re profiting of someone else’s undeniable need for shelter and housing. You can at least fix the broken extraction fan above the gas cooker and not winge about the loss your precious rental income for that week.
The stock market is way easier to invest in than the property market. I genuinely don’t understand why landlords take it on, then bitch about it.
twopi@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Absolutely. And you can get real estate exposure by buying REITs.
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fuck that guy.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah, fuck him, he’s a real hemorrhoid!
Jeanschyso@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Those aren’t rocks they’re bags of money
rbesfe@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
ITT: people forgetting what sub they’re on
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s fucking incredible how much I love landlords
Colorcodedresistor@lemm.ee 1 year ago
[deleted]ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is peasent thinking, not lord thinking. This is while you won’t rise up the ranks.
exhaust_fan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dude I hate them more than anyone but I’m working in a jurisdiction where the legal term has been changed to “rent provider” and it’s a total fucking shitshow. A name is what you make it.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I thought the tenant was the rent provider.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes, it’s a lordship.
Sheeple@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The landleech bootlicking in the comment section is real
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ikr they fucking love their betters
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hemorrhoids are a pain in the ass.
ares35@kbin.social 1 year ago
mine's named after my ex for that reason.
Thief_of_Crows@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Why is he carrying a rock labelled hard work? Is that what he calls your rent check or something? I work hard, my land lord does not. That’s literally the entire relationship.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He’s weak, which is why he deserves a tip
Thief_of_Crows@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
If he’s short on cash, he should get a job, like the rest of us, rather than leeching off of others.
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Rentfoids vs landchads
spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But why can’t he pull himself up by his bootstraps?
dangblingus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hahaha the only one to blame for your bad pay is yourself, my guy. You could try getting a real job if being a landlord isn’t the gig you thought it would be.
Stumblinbear@pawb.social 1 year ago
based landchad evictionpilling the cringe rentoid
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Landlords don’t work hard, they don’t sacrifice anything, they don’t shed blood or tears doing what they do, they don’t have any sleepless nights when they’re not snorting coke and they don’t have any kindness or love.
And I’m not going to tip my landlord. I hate tipping. Why am I considered an asshole for not tipping when their boss won’t give them a living wage?
ccdfa@lemm.ee 1 year ago
He’d better watch out or that blood and tears bag will get significantly bigger.
PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Does it go against the narrative that my ll is a fireman and bought the house from his friend and he spent two full days stripping the deck out and putting a new one in?
avater@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You guys tip your landlord?
Something_Complex@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Stop blaming small landlords with a few properties, bc we all should be able to have a few eventually if ya luck and work.
Blame corporations that keep on buying everything in order to make us live in rented land forever. Fucking hell it’s like the Chinese.
badbytes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dude is f-ing super strong.
RaoulDook@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“I am not tipping” - what the fuck? Does anybody actually add a tip to their rent payments?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What, do you want your landlord to starve!?
frezik@midwest.social 1 year ago
I mean, is that an option?
Mandarbmax@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No, it is parody
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You are parody
mustbe3to20signs@feddit.de 1 year ago
Until it’s not, so many memes and light trolling turned from fun to conspiracy theories.
MyFairJulia@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There was a landlord on TikTok who essentially asked for tips. He had his friend play a renter that refused to tip him and argued that if waiters get tipped just for delivering the food to the table, the landlord totally deserves a tip for being available for calls and fixing stuff.
One giant shitstorm later and we end up with this meme and the landlord making a TikTok in which he said that it all was a joke.
Witchfire@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s usually called a “convenience fee”
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I am also completely puzzled by this. I even started imagining a situation where the landlord is so poor he is working as a waiter in a restaurant. Otherwise this doesn’t make any sense.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Always tip your landlord
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m a landlord and a school bus driver and I am poor as fuck. I bought a cheap house that needed a huge amount of renovation work, and I now rent it out while I live with my elderly parents. The rental income represents about a 50% increase over my salary (assuming nothing goes seriously wrong with the house) but I still make less than $40K. Not every landlord is the guy from Monopoly.