MyFairJulia
@MyFairJulia@lemmy.world
- Comment on Big if true 3 months ago:
I stand with Eggman, the only president to PISS ON THE MOON! HOW DO YA LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
- Comment on Never normal 6 months ago:
But what face should OP pick? I guess there‘s only one way to find out! (prepares double slit experiment)
- Comment on Stay on the designated path 6 months ago:
Never knew Madame Vastra had OnlyFans
- Comment on Bottoms up! 6 months ago:
Daj boze!
- Comment on Ripperonis 6 months ago:
(frame shift drive charging)
- Comment on Tasty 6 months ago:
(snaps gummigoo out of existence)
- Comment on How is the hydrogen made? 7 months ago:
Didn‘t we have a process to electrically synthesize hydrogen out of water?
- Comment on Probably shouldn't be talking to The rapist 7 months ago:
Me: 🎶 Welcome home! I‘m gonna make you wish that you‘d stayed gone! 🎶
- Comment on Life? What do you mean? This ain't life, it's surviving 7 months ago:
I‘ll make my own meaning of life. With blackjack and hookers. You know what? Forget the hookers!
- Comment on once in a lifetime 7 months ago:
Same as it ever was
- Comment on Jesus, help me! - No! 7 months ago:
- Comment on I will personally escort you to the fiery gates. 7 months ago:
Bart: Hmm. Maybe if I stand next to the hormones looking sad, someone will feel sorry for me and buy me one.
Woman: Emily, don’t you already have estrogen?
Emily: No, Mom, you idiot! I have Progesterone, and Finasteride, and Cyproterone Acetate, stupid.
Woman: Oh, I’m sorry, honey. We’ll take the estrogen.
Gavin: Get two. I’m not sharing with Kaitlin!
- Comment on Aliens decide to communicate with us 10 months ago:
Humanity shall receive the gift of estrogen!
- Comment on Political discussions on the internet. 10 months ago:
You Scots sure are a contentious bunch
- Comment on Keep the Chryst in Chrysler! 10 months ago:
Happy Hondukkah!
- Comment on I'm Sonic, I hate cops 10 months ago:
Don‘t forget your Miranda rights, because the cops will do and they won‘t get consequences for this at all.
- Comment on Unreal body standards 11 months ago:
How many knees?
- Comment on Thank you plastics :) 11 months ago:
I too would be annoyed if some stupid chemical came around and did what i did but with a mocking tone.
Testosterone: „Allow me to increase sperm production.“
Phtalate: „AlLOw Me tO iNcReASe SpERm prOdUcTiOn.“ - Comment on The barbieheimer debate rages 11 months ago:
My gf and me watched both Oppenheimer and Barbie a few weeks before we got together. I loved both movies equally and my gf definitely preferred Oppenheimer.
- Comment on Captured 11 months ago:
I‘M LEAVING SIMON IN CUBAN RUM FOR A WEEK… OR UNTIL SOMETHING INTERESTING HAPPENS!
- Comment on I feel so sotty sorry for the poor rock man 1 year ago:
There was a landlord on TikTok who essentially asked for tips. He had his friend play a renter that refused to tip him and argued that if waiters get tipped just for delivering the food to the table, the landlord totally deserves a tip for being available for calls and fixing stuff.
One giant shitstorm later and we end up with this meme and the landlord making a TikTok in which he said that it all was a joke.
- Comment on From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh... 1 year ago:
I craved the strength and certainty of Pepto-Bismol.
- Comment on Weird 🤔 1 year ago:
To quote Postal Dude: “Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?”
(Holds petition titled “Make insulting new members on lemmy.world compulsory”)
- Comment on The problem is I'm not sure which I'm supposed to do right now. 1 year ago:
Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Riiise-
CAN YOU SHUT UP FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES? I COULD BARELY GER ANY PROPER SLEEP IN STASIS!
- Comment on Poor planning 1 year ago:
Obi Wan: Not to worry, we‘re still running half a tank!
- Comment on 412 1 year ago:
Have you been up eating chicken nuggets all night?
- Comment on Wake up. 1 year ago:
HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKEUP!
- Comment on Ain't no way it's happening... 1 year ago:
The kerning is all over the place
- Comment on hail spezy wezy uwu 1 year ago:
It’s Zhong Xina
- Comment on Wholesome shitpost 1 year ago:
Just do it!
