Smash I guess 😮💨
Stay on the designated path
Submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 11 months ago
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Tf you mean guess, that’s a SMASH in all caps
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 months ago
A monster (s)mash!!
ekZepp@lemmy.world 11 months ago
crawancon@lemm.ee 11 months ago
lizard queen thicc
lizard queen want dicc
tight as a boa constricc
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 months ago
TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 11 months ago
Lusty argonian maid
Maultasche@lemmy.world 11 months ago
dropcase@lemmy.world 11 months ago
TheControlled@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“How did you evolve mammaries? Does that mean you don’t lay your eggs? How long does it take your children to mature? Do you nurture them the whole time or less than that? If you and I had sex, do you expect pleasure or just fertilization?”
Rodrios@lemmy.world 11 months ago
She evolved boobs for the same reason the angler fish evolved that little light in front of its mouth: to entice prey.
TheControlled@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What would be cool is if it was mimicry. Like if you got up close you’d realize the boobs were an optical illusion on top of some kind of scale protrusion. In fact most of her was mimicry and she just was a big ass lizard. And not even female.
What I’m trying to say is that I love the Guillermo del Toro creature feature Mimic.
Blackout@kbin.run 11 months ago
Whatever you do DO NOT walk to the Denver International Airport. That giant bronco statue in the front will come alive and harass you all the way to your gate!
aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee 11 months ago
We call him Blucifer. He has freaky glowing red eyes and asshole veins.
Blackout@kbin.run 11 months ago
That was no 5th leg neither.
paddirn@lemmy.world 11 months ago
She may be cold-blooded, but it’s making my blood pump hot in some places (I’m referring to my penis).
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
I’m ready to FUCC
Rolando@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Don’t reptiles reproduce by laying eggs that the males then fertilize? So what you’re really thinking of doing is… uh…
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
No, that’s fish and amphibians. Reptile eggs are enclosed by a soft shell and they get fertilized by doing the hanky panky.
MyFairJulia@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Never knew Madame Vastra had OnlyFans
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 months ago
After so much time she is finally free to be herself, openly on the internets.
p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sigh… unzips
zerofk@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Am I the only one who’s more bothered by “wyd” missing a second w than by the picture?
abbadon420@lemm.ee 11 months ago
She’s a false queen. We have a king now
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 11 months ago
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why do reptilian humanoids always have boobs? Reptiles aren’t mammals.
Sanctus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
We’ve been over this, its an adaptation to aide in the subjugation of human beings. They found the least hated thing on the planet and are leveraging that to control us.
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Can’t argue with that. Thanks for explaining it.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 months ago
… just thinking about how slightly different evolution & natural selection could have resulted in bipedal wolves–>dogs with massive bazzongas.
Or maybe at some point we get zucchinis, that have tits.
Cats would still remain cats bcs they are already perfect.
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 11 months ago
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggressive_mimicry
We are prey.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How else will hot naga chicks make snilk?
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 months ago
idk. I take the same issue with all the hentai bird people stuff too.
Birds don’t have tits.
snooggums@midwest.social 11 months ago
Some birds are tits.
Wogi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And only one hole
Norgur@fedia.io 11 months ago
Every pair of tits reduces the amount of men willing to rise up. It's genetic engineering for sexual warfare.
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Then how am I always eating chicken tits?
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Over developed venom glands. Those are literally killer snake tits.
pipe01@programming.dev 11 months ago
Wdym always, how many reptilians with tits have you seen?
childOfMagenta@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Because if they didn’t have human form they, by definition, wouldn’t be humanoids ? :)
Blyfh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Reptiles also aren’t humanoid. This is just a form of abstraction that you have to accept. Otherwise their whole existence doesn’t make sense
snooggums@midwest.social 11 months ago
And they never have nipples!
I’m guessing they are implants intended to seduce the people least likely to be believed if they complain about our reptilian overlords.