Smash I guess 😮💨
Stay on the designated path
Submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 2 years ago
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Tf you mean guess, that’s a SMASH in all caps
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 years ago
A monster (s)mash!!
ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 years ago
crawancon@lemm.ee 2 years ago
lizard queen thicc
lizard queen want dicc
tight as a boa constricc
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 years ago
TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 2 years ago
Lusty argonian maid
Maultasche@lemmy.world 2 years ago
dropcase@lemmy.world 2 years ago
TheControlled@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“How did you evolve mammaries? Does that mean you don’t lay your eggs? How long does it take your children to mature? Do you nurture them the whole time or less than that? If you and I had sex, do you expect pleasure or just fertilization?”
Rodrios@lemmy.world 2 years ago
She evolved boobs for the same reason the angler fish evolved that little light in front of its mouth: to entice prey.
TheControlled@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What would be cool is if it was mimicry. Like if you got up close you’d realize the boobs were an optical illusion on top of some kind of scale protrusion. In fact most of her was mimicry and she just was a big ass lizard. And not even female.
What I’m trying to say is that I love the Guillermo del Toro creature feature Mimic.
Blackout@kbin.run 2 years ago
Whatever you do DO NOT walk to the Denver International Airport. That giant bronco statue in the front will come alive and harass you all the way to your gate!
aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee 2 years ago
We call him Blucifer. He has freaky glowing red eyes and asshole veins.
Blackout@kbin.run 2 years ago
That was no 5th leg neither.
paddirn@lemmy.world 2 years ago
She may be cold-blooded, but it’s making my blood pump hot in some places (I’m referring to my penis).
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
I’m ready to FUCC
Rolando@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Don’t reptiles reproduce by laying eggs that the males then fertilize? So what you’re really thinking of doing is… uh…
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
No, that’s fish and amphibians. Reptile eggs are enclosed by a soft shell and they get fertilized by doing the hanky panky.
MyFairJulia@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Never knew Madame Vastra had OnlyFans
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 years ago
After so much time she is finally free to be herself, openly on the internets.
p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Sigh… unzips
zerofk@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Am I the only one who’s more bothered by “wyd” missing a second w than by the picture?
abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 years ago
She’s a false queen. We have a king now
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 years ago
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Why do reptilian humanoids always have boobs? Reptiles aren’t mammals.
Sanctus@lemmy.world 2 years ago
We’ve been over this, its an adaptation to aide in the subjugation of human beings. They found the least hated thing on the planet and are leveraging that to control us.
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Can’t argue with that. Thanks for explaining it.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 years ago
… just thinking about how slightly different evolution & natural selection could have resulted in bipedal wolves–>dogs with massive bazzongas.
Or maybe at some point we get zucchinis, that have tits.
Cats would still remain cats bcs they are already perfect.
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 2 years ago
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggressive_mimicry
We are prey.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 years ago
How else will hot naga chicks make snilk?
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 years ago
idk. I take the same issue with all the hentai bird people stuff too.
Birds don’t have tits.
snooggums@midwest.social 2 years ago
Some birds are tits.
Wogi@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And only one hole
Norgur@fedia.io 2 years ago
Every pair of tits reduces the amount of men willing to rise up. It's genetic engineering for sexual warfare.
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Then how am I always eating chicken tits?
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Over developed venom glands. Those are literally killer snake tits.
pipe01@programming.dev 2 years ago
Wdym always, how many reptilians with tits have you seen?
childOfMagenta@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Because if they didn’t have human form they, by definition, wouldn’t be humanoids ? :)
Blyfh@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Reptiles also aren’t humanoid. This is just a form of abstraction that you have to accept. Otherwise their whole existence doesn’t make sense
snooggums@midwest.social 2 years ago
And they never have nipples!
I’m guessing they are implants intended to seduce the people least likely to be believed if they complain about our reptilian overlords.