Sterile_Technique
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
- Comment on well? 1 day ago:
I can barely afford rent!
Well… the good news is you can stretch your income a bit further with spaghettification!
- Comment on Bill Burr Says Stop Blaming Immigrants, Blame Billionaires | SubwayTakes Uncut [13:16] 1 week ago:
My first thought was the whole ‘broken clock right twice per day’ spiel, but then I had the same epiphany.
Yeah that guy’s a piece of shit --> wait, he’s a piece of shit right? --> …I can’t remember why I think he’s a piece of shit… am I confusing him with someone else??
Seeing your post, there’s some Mandela shit going on here.
- Comment on We've all done it and it never ends well 1 week ago:
If it’s an organization-wide email group address that you’ve been added to, instead of reply-all, you can be extra chaotic by adding that group address as a BCC.
Then just say something stupid like “could you please remove me from this group” so it doesn’t look like you know what you’re doing.
It’ll spam the entire group, AND break any filters people have set up to delete/move/mark traffic hitting their inbox from that conversation.
- Comment on Microwave Intensifies 1 week ago:
…never stops buffering.
- Comment on UwU brat mathematician behavior 1 week ago:
Medical here. “Huh?”
- Comment on Sounds funny but THIS is how it actually is 1 week ago:
Don’t put any object in your ass that isn’t designed specifically to be in there.
If you’re into that, just go to your local adult shop and buy a dildo with a wide base so it doesn’t get spaghetti-noodled right past the sphincter.
- Comment on Sounds funny but THIS is how it actually is 1 week ago:
Placentas always look like a fake rubber model of a placenta. I’ve done hundreds of c sections, and there’s always something uncanny about seeing those things just hanging out in their bucket on my backtable.
- Comment on He is cooked 1 week ago:
t9 keypad? Meh.
Flex t9? Shit was flawless.
- Comment on We really don't want to talk about our problems 2 weeks ago:
Honestly if I had the means and skills to survive that semi-comfortably, I’d be down for making that an annual tradition.
- Comment on Only half?! 2 weeks ago:
The last 6 months have been a long 4 years.
- Comment on A Developer Built A Real-World Ad Blocker For Snap Spectacles 3 weeks ago:
But we already have RL ad blockers.
Iirc the legal term is “vandalism”. The stakes are higher, but the perk is that one user can block an ad for every user, so think of it as a community effort.
- Comment on What are your favourite single-player games without much fluff, grinding or difficulty spikes? 3 weeks ago:
If you liked Skyrim, check out Enderal - it’s a total conversion mod, but I’m Steam as it’s own game. It’s much more linear than Skyrim - the world still feels open, but it’s much more dense, and it’s scaled more like a traditional RPG, so if you wander off the intended path too far, you’ll get your ass beat by mobs that are much higher level than you.
Side quests are meh, with a notable exception of the Rhalata line, which is kind of like a combo of thieves guild and dark brotherhood. Main quest line is fucking wild.
If you skip the vast majority of side quests, you might have an issue with scaling, since you’ll be missing out on all that xp. If you run into that and don’t want to do the quests, just use the command console to cheat some in.
- Comment on Lemmy devouring the artist 3 weeks ago:
Did not know the painter’s name. That said, I stand by the ‘fuck Goya’ when that shitstain of a company is brought up, meme or otherwise.
- Comment on Lemmy devouring the artist 3 weeks ago:
They’re dissing the company.
- Comment on Lemmy devouring the artist 3 weeks ago:
The company. They’re affiliated with the bigoted domestic terrorists squatting in the White House.
- Comment on Lemmy devouring the artist 3 weeks ago:
That’s one of those companies that shouldn’t get another cent from you, ever.
- Comment on Don't tell me what to do. 3 weeks ago:
It’s the fried ones that are the problem: crispy = sharp edges = torn bowel = septic shock = dead.
The fresh ones with the squishy exterior should feel much more like a penis going into your ass. Choose the sauce carefully - your entire GI tract has receptors sensitive to spiciness.
- Comment on Where do I find my people 4 weeks ago:
That’s clearly a small segment of a Sith lightsaber blade.
- Comment on A cuppa Jill 4 weeks ago:
Molten ice.
- Comment on Sounds interesting. Would definitely like to try it out 5 weeks ago:
‘lol-butt-plug’ aside, bass is as much about how it feels as how it sounds. I wonder if bass generation from a rectally inserted speaker would cause that booming/fluttering feeling you get in your chest at a concert.
I mean… It’s a testable hypothesis at least. For science!
- Comment on Existential dread 1 month ago:
This actually brings back memories, lol.
So I’m a surgical tech- I set the OR up for surgery before a case with all the supplies and instruments that specific case calls for; am the surgeon’s bitch during the operation; and tear down once it’s all done. When I first started this job, I had to write up a case report on every new surgery I did to show familiarity with the anatomy we were working around and be able to anticipate the types of instrumentation we needed, and getting info for those case reports was kind of a pain in the ass. Everything is either directed at patients (lots of detail on preop, “and then you’ll be asleep for the surgery” and lots of details on postop), or to the surgeon, which goes into WAY more detail than I needed using terminology I didn’t understand.
Enter YouTube. One of the best ways to get that data was to just look up a recording of the surgery on YouTube and just write down what I saw.
I’m also a nerd, so when I wasn’t looking up videos on surgery, I was looking up videos on things like physics or sci-fi.
Turns out that did some weird things to YouTube’s algorithm… it basically poured ‘surgery’ and ‘weird nerdy shit’ into the same cup, and started making some of the most fucked up video recommendations I’ve ever seen… one of which was a video of a guy giving anesthesia to a cockroach with ice water, and then sticking a diode or something into its little roach brain that connected to a circuit board backpack like the one shown in the OP. He could then use a remote to stimulate two different parts of its brain or something, and if he did this while it was running, it would reliably turn left or right, so… remote control cockroach.
Tbh, the pic on the OP might actually be from that same video.
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- Comment on What's a TV series you've tried repeatedly to get into, but can't? 1 month ago:
There are some clips with the laugh track removed, and they really illustrate how not funny that show is. It’s just a long slew of broken conversations with awkward pauses.
I have the same opinion of any show that relies on a laugh track - if you have to trick my brain into laughing because ‘everyone else is doing it’, then your shit isn’t funny.
- Comment on You really have to reach back to remember how THIS worked in your car 1 month ago:
64gb USB stick filled to the brim with pirated music. No skipping, no ads. This is the way.
- Comment on What's a TV series you've tried repeatedly to get into, but can't? 1 month ago:
Medieval fantasy. The similarities may end there, but the point is it’s a mediocre medieval fantasy that leans heavily on tits to keep the audience watching.
- Comment on What's a TV series you've tried repeatedly to get into, but can't? 1 month ago:
Game of Thrones. It was like a less interesting version of Lord of the Rings, with a few mins of porn sprinkled throughout each episode.
My take away was that if you want to watch LoTR, then watch LoTR. If you want to watch porn, watch porn. But pouring both into the same cup doesn’t make it good. …which is apparently an unpopular opinion.
- Comment on Every news article about the internet be like 1 month ago:
I mean, the internet is used 1) for cat videos, and 2) to spread massive amounts of misinformation, which has recently caused a surge in popularity of neonazis, particularly among Gen Z according to exit polls, and one of the first things the nazis took aim at was porn sites.
So… OP isn’t even satire - that shit happened word for word.
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- Comment on Madame Gasket 1 month ago:
Our boy’s all grown up! :'-)
- Comment on "You can't just have Geralt for every single game" says his voice actor, and if you think The Witcher 4 making Ciri the protagonist is "woke," then "read the damn books" 1 month ago:
Honestly, as a stopgap that just releases out of nowhere for the sole purpose of building hype for the actual Witcher 4, kinda like how Bethesda did with their random vault dweller mobile game, I’d be all for it.
Bonus points if it’s 16 bit.
- Comment on "You can't just have Geralt for every single game" says his voice actor, and if you think The Witcher 4 making Ciri the protagonist is "woke," then "read the damn books" 1 month ago:
There were multiple endings depending on the choices you make throughout the game. Same for the two DLCs.
The ‘good’ endings were in the base game she confronts the winter and succeeds, returns to Geralt as a father figure, and lives on as a witcher. Then in the Blood & Wine DLC, Geralt basically retires in his own vineyard.
