Sterile_Technique
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
- Comment on Makes sense 1 day ago:
Nice! This was my first one - definitely had me scouring the entire image once I started noticing the weirdness.
- Comment on Makes sense 1 day ago:
- Comment on Southern USA core. 6 days ago:
Did you know Alabamans refuse to have sex in the ‘doggy style’ position?
They never turn their back on family!
🥁 🥁 🛎️
- Comment on My 'murican life... 6 days ago:
I don’t think White Castle Sliders need much of a transformation to land at heart disease.
- Comment on Mice 1 week ago:
Millennial here. I’ve never heard it either. /shrug.
- Comment on bird based storage 2 weeks ago:
One standard murmur.
- Comment on bird based storage 2 weeks ago:
…well, now it’s an animated .gif but each frame is a separate bird.
- Comment on bird based storage 2 weeks ago:
Starlingk*
- Comment on THIS happens way too often 2 weeks ago:
Get in the habit of composing your emails in a specific order. My preference is:
Write the title, upload attachments, write the body, choose the recipient(s).
Doing the recipients last in particular gives you that extra few seconds to consider all the other elements so you can realize and correct any mistakes before hitting send. I used to do shit like send w/o attachments or send to the wrong/not all of the intended recipients all the time, but following the same order has basically idiot-proofed it against myself.
10/10, do recommend.
- Comment on well? 3 weeks ago:
I can barely afford rent!
Well… the good news is you can stretch your income a bit further with spaghettification!
- Comment on Bill Burr Says Stop Blaming Immigrants, Blame Billionaires | SubwayTakes Uncut [13:16] 4 weeks ago:
My first thought was the whole ‘broken clock right twice per day’ spiel, but then I had the same epiphany.
Yeah that guy’s a piece of shit --> wait, he’s a piece of shit right? --> …I can’t remember why I think he’s a piece of shit… am I confusing him with someone else??
Seeing your post, there’s some Mandela shit going on here.
- Comment on We've all done it and it never ends well 4 weeks ago:
If it’s an organization-wide email group address that you’ve been added to, instead of reply-all, you can be extra chaotic by adding that group address as a BCC.
Then just say something stupid like “could you please remove me from this group” so it doesn’t look like you know what you’re doing.
It’ll spam the entire group, AND break any filters people have set up to delete/move/mark traffic hitting their inbox from that conversation.
- Comment on Microwave Intensifies 4 weeks ago:
…never stops buffering.
- Comment on UwU brat mathematician behavior 4 weeks ago:
Medical here. “Huh?”
- Comment on Sounds funny but THIS is how it actually is 4 weeks ago:
Don’t put any object in your ass that isn’t designed specifically to be in there.
If you’re into that, just go to your local adult shop and buy a dildo with a wide base so it doesn’t get spaghetti-noodled right past the sphincter.
- Comment on Sounds funny but THIS is how it actually is 4 weeks ago:
Placentas always look like a fake rubber model of a placenta. I’ve done hundreds of c sections, and there’s always something uncanny about seeing those things just hanging out in their bucket on my backtable.
- Comment on He is cooked 4 weeks ago:
t9 keypad? Meh.
Flex t9? Shit was flawless.
- Comment on We really don't want to talk about our problems 5 weeks ago:
Honestly if I had the means and skills to survive that semi-comfortably, I’d be down for making that an annual tradition.
- Comment on Only half?! 5 weeks ago:
The last 6 months have been a long 4 years.
- Comment on A Developer Built A Real-World Ad Blocker For Snap Spectacles 1 month ago:
But we already have RL ad blockers.
Iirc the legal term is “vandalism”. The stakes are higher, but the perk is that one user can block an ad for every user, so think of it as a community effort.
- Comment on What are your favourite single-player games without much fluff, grinding or difficulty spikes? 1 month ago:
If you liked Skyrim, check out Enderal - it’s a total conversion mod, but I’m Steam as it’s own game. It’s much more linear than Skyrim - the world still feels open, but it’s much more dense, and it’s scaled more like a traditional RPG, so if you wander off the intended path too far, you’ll get your ass beat by mobs that are much higher level than you.
Side quests are meh, with a notable exception of the Rhalata line, which is kind of like a combo of thieves guild and dark brotherhood. Main quest line is fucking wild.
If you skip the vast majority of side quests, you might have an issue with scaling, since you’ll be missing out on all that xp. If you run into that and don’t want to do the quests, just use the command console to cheat some in.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Did not know the painter’s name. That said, I stand by the ‘fuck Goya’ when that shitstain of a company is brought up, meme or otherwise.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
They’re dissing the company.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
The company. They’re affiliated with the bigoted domestic terrorists squatting in the White House.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
That’s one of those companies that shouldn’t get another cent from you, ever.
- Comment on Don't tell me what to do. 1 month ago:
It’s the fried ones that are the problem: crispy = sharp edges = torn bowel = septic shock = dead.
The fresh ones with the squishy exterior should feel much more like a penis going into your ass. Choose the sauce carefully - your entire GI tract has receptors sensitive to spiciness.
- Comment on Where do I find my people 1 month ago:
That’s clearly a small segment of a Sith lightsaber blade.
- Comment on A cuppa Jill 1 month ago:
Molten ice.
- Comment on Sounds interesting. Would definitely like to try it out 1 month ago:
‘lol-butt-plug’ aside, bass is as much about how it feels as how it sounds. I wonder if bass generation from a rectally inserted speaker would cause that booming/fluttering feeling you get in your chest at a concert.
I mean… It’s a testable hypothesis at least. For science!
- Comment on Existential dread 2 months ago:
This actually brings back memories, lol.
So I’m a surgical tech- I set the OR up for surgery before a case with all the supplies and instruments that specific case calls for; am the surgeon’s bitch during the operation; and tear down once it’s all done. When I first started this job, I had to write up a case report on every new surgery I did to show familiarity with the anatomy we were working around and be able to anticipate the types of instrumentation we needed, and getting info for those case reports was kind of a pain in the ass. Everything is either directed at patients (lots of detail on preop, “and then you’ll be asleep for the surgery” and lots of details on postop), or to the surgeon, which goes into WAY more detail than I needed using terminology I didn’t understand.
Enter YouTube. One of the best ways to get that data was to just look up a recording of the surgery on YouTube and just write down what I saw.
I’m also a nerd, so when I wasn’t looking up videos on surgery, I was looking up videos on things like physics or sci-fi.
Turns out that did some weird things to YouTube’s algorithm… it basically poured ‘surgery’ and ‘weird nerdy shit’ into the same cup, and started making some of the most fucked up video recommendations I’ve ever seen… one of which was a video of a guy giving anesthesia to a cockroach with ice water, and then sticking a diode or something into its little roach brain that connected to a circuit board backpack like the one shown in the OP. He could then use a remote to stimulate two different parts of its brain or something, and if he did this while it was running, it would reliably turn left or right, so… remote control cockroach.
Tbh, the pic on the OP might actually be from that same video.
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