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Security is an illusion

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨cm0002@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Ghyste@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Meth would be more accurate.

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    • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I did an internship at a crime lab in the northern States. All I saw was meth and weed. So much meth.

      (As an aside, the really pure meth sounded so nice being poured out onto the table to be quartered. Impure stuff sounded dull.)

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      • Ghyste@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Yay chemistry!

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      • NotSteve_@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Meth is a staple food group in small town southern Canada so I’d believe it

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      • MyFairJulia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Does pure meth sound like hot candy sirup when it‘s poured out? Because that sound is pleasing to my ears

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  • HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    How I heard it a while back was:

    Canada is the nice apartment above a meth lab.

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    • amda@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      An expensive appartement

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  • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hey, I live in a ghetto city (Philly), but we aint no nazis.

    Better a thug than a nazi

    (Okay, Philly isn’t actually that “ghetto”, but the point I’m trying to make is: Don’t lump the crackhouses with fascism, we are not the same)

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  • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    House next to nazi bar.

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    • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      More like a sundown town that there are still people running gay bars in defiance of the townspeople.

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  • GroundedGator@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    A crack house at least has a sustainable economy, a purpose, and a business model. The US is more like a lemonade stand set up by a 4yo who made lemonade by picking grass and mixing it with hose water

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Love it. Canada should start a not in my backyard campaign.

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  • pivot_root@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    We’re a crack house? Surrrrre.

    Try crack house brothel of conservatism run by a megalomanical toddler, filled to the brim with weapons of mass destruction, and looking to expand into new territories. Then you’re right.

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    • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Well yea, but that’s too many words for a shitpost lmfao

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