So I’m still on Facebook and lately the feed is full of those AI Jesus pictures like this and thousands of comments saying “Amen”.
Jesus, take the wheel legs
Jesus, help me! - No!
Submitted 8 months ago by jeena@jemmy.jeena.net to [deleted]
https://jemmy.jeena.net/pictrs/image/575ec61a-c50a-49ed-b35d-d03ee6fc2d39.jpeg
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wischi@programming.dev 8 months ago
remotelove@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
That would be his third leg he is holding.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
AI photos have taken Facebook by storm. So many are very obviously fucked up looking and not real, but the sheer stupidity of the masses shines as strong as ever. I even stumbled into a weird genre of AI-generated pictures of motorcycles built entirely from wood planks, usually with a toddler sitting on one and a caption like “Make this myself!”, and the comments section is absolutely bursting with morons praising how wonderful the craftsmanship is. The only part of these photos that even look life-like is the kid. And yet…
rab@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
I keep seeing this picture with a penguin spotted at the grocery store claiming its northern Canada. Entire comment section in awe
We don’t even fucking have penguins in this hemisphere
Dvixen@lemmy.world 8 months ago
There’s a colony of them off the coast of northern BC. It was started about twenty years ago for a study.
Granted, they are plastic and nailed down, but hey, who cares about details.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
HEY! We technically have [one (1)].(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galapagos_penguin)
Bgugi@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I mean… Zoos are anything.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Damn now I kinda wanna see one of those.
KraBa@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Why does he not simply walk on the water?
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Too heavy with four legs!
TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 8 months ago
But also four feet. That means he has more surface area to spread the weight across this time around.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Are you questioning Jesus? demon
dumbass@lemy.lol 8 months ago
Image I got midjourney to make this to see if it could make a realistic photo of the crucifixion, I should start telling Christians that it’s a still taken from the Chronovisor the Vatican has hidden away.
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Amazing that he has the skin tone of a Scandinavian who has never felt the touch of sunlight in his bones.
Etterra@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The model is only as knowledgeable as its training data.
pipows@lemmy.today 8 months ago
This is impressive
prayer@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Those shadows don’t make sense
Spendrill@lemm.ee 8 months ago
When you’ve got someone saying things like: “I am the light” clearly we’re beyond the particle/waveform level of confusion.
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Elbows are too sharp
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Did you choose the 1960’s style color processing, or did midjourney?
Chronovisor the Vatican has hidden away.
I never once considered that the Vatican might have actual powerful artifacts and/or SCP-level objects tucked away.
dumbass@lemy.lol 8 months ago
I asked it for a colourised photo jounalistic footage, it decided that style. .
That throne the pope has feels like some sort of SCP.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Needs more dinosaur
Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The left guy is wearing a bike helmet though
Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 months ago
The buses weren’t running that day.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Taken from a screenshot of 1970s Jesus Christ Superstar movie.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 8 months ago
Actually a really good AI picture
Krauerking@lemy.lol 8 months ago
Which part?
The ropes going nowhere? The weird perspective? The incredibly elongated forearm? Or the fact that it’s a white Jesus that looks like a carving which isn’t at all accurate.
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I imagine the prompt being like show Jesus carrying his two penis legs through floodwaters
thorbot@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Why is “two penis legs” making me laugh so fucking hard
Klear@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
It’s funny because penis.
taiyang@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You see, you can tell it’s fake because Jesus isn’t real (and also doesn’t have a spare pair of sexy lady legs)
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
That’s not a leg 😏
jaybone@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Those could be a guys legs.
tourist@lemmy.world 8 months ago
we need one of them feet guys to weigh in
Stretch2m@lemm.ee 8 months ago
kromem@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Open your mind…
Open your mind…
Open your mind…
spiderwort@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Most of us use “mind” to refer to intellect. The thing we think with, where all the ideas are.
But the Buddhists are referring to your attention. Like a flashlight, you direct it at stuff. Sights, sounds, thoughts, etc.
That’s 2 quite different things. “Open your mind” is a different thing there.
MyFairJulia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 8 months ago
xavier666@lemm.ee 8 months ago
It’s not a toomah!
ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Maybe the people on your Facebook are also AI/bots. It’s just one big circle of bots posted altered photos and responding to them.
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
I’ve seen something similar in YouTube shorts. These AI generated white Jesus avatars with TTS speech talking about how if you love Jesus you have to comment “amen” to be saved.
It’s fucking weird.
Plopp@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Well that’s one way to feed the algorithm with comments. And apparently it works since you got to see the videos.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 8 months ago
Acts 16:25-31 ESV [25] About midnight Paul and Silas were praying and singing hymns to God, and the prisoners were listening to them, [26] and suddenly there was a great earthquake, so that the foundations of the prison were shaken. And immediately all the doors were opened, and everyone’s bonds were unfastened. [27] When the jailer woke and saw that the prison doors were open, he drew his sword and was about to kill himself, supposing that the prisoners had escaped. [28] But Paul cried with a loud voice, “Do not harm yourself, for we are all here.” [29] And the jailer called for lights and rushed in, and trembling with fear he fell down before Paul and Silas. [30] Then he brought them out and said, “Sirs, what must I do to be saved?” [31] And they said, “Comment ‘Amen’ on my latest TikTok, and you will be saved, you and your household.”
riskable@programming.dev 8 months ago
The Warhammer lore where people worship an AI as literal God suddenly seems so realistic!
Kase@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I used to see one that literally said “Jesus wants you to download [this app].” Creepy af.
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
I guess having your critical thinking overriden by fear (of going to hell), isn’t… The best.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 8 months ago
So, I had a quick look at the people commenting on the post, and they all seem to be real people, with a post history etc.
NPC behaviour, truly.
nl4real@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Why were the bus drivers all on the same bus?
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 8 months ago
How else are the bus drivers gonna get to bus store.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 8 months ago
the feed is full of those AI Jesus pictures like this and thousands of comments saying “Amen”.
I’m worried. Should I be worried?
2000+ years ago, literature didn’t exist in the way it does today. A book was only writable/readable to those that were literate, whom were in the overwhelming minority. I can appreciate how such an incomprehensible thing, said to contain the very word of god, might be considered practically magic in its own right. Today, all that’s demystified mostly because nearly all of us understand that writing is just a form of technology as small children.
Now, we have a brand new incomprehensible thing that can churn out religious iconography with the push of a button.
Spendrill@lemm.ee 8 months ago
How many Korean bus drivers does it take to escort a six-toed Galilean to… where is Jesus going btw?
floridaman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
He’s going to JESU 24
clearly
Spendrill@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Ahhhhhhh, I get it. JESU 1 had problems so he had to go to JESU 2 to heal him. Unfortunately JESU 2 also had problems that were beyond the combined powers of him and JESU Prime which caused JESU 3 to come into existence. So this here is JESU 23, he’s just fixed JESU 22’s shit but he’s a bit unsteady walking on water with the extra limbs so he’s off to see JESU 24.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Flood water’s risin’. Clearly, they’re headed to Noah’s boat. That and Korean bus-drivers were deemed the only truly selfless and chosen ones for the rapture to come.
Spendrill@lemm.ee 8 months ago
The beoseu unjeonsa came in ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah!
gimpchrist@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Just a picture of typical jesus, helping those who help themselves
random_character_a@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Jesus was a hermaphrodite centaur. Amen
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 8 months ago
To traumatized Jesus evolved away from virgin birth, but his demonstration of his asexual reproduction power was interupted by another flood.
saltesc@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Oh, just get back on the bus and drive. It’s so shallow he’s not even bothering to walk on it.
MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
I liked it when people were posting ai pictures of Jesus stealing ipads and shoplifting and stuff.
ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Oh shit! It’s Supply Side Jesus! Look, he’s showing us how to pick ourselves up by the bootstraps!
solomon42069@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This is what happens when you let your son of God be a Sons of the Forest.
candyman337@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I HATE IT when I have to hold my extra legs so they don’t get wet
jettrscga@lemmy.world 8 months ago
There’s only one bus line that gets you to heaven every time!*
JESU 24
*Fuck off if there’s flooding.
Zier@fedia.io 8 months ago
Jesus' dad decided to do global flood 2.0 and leave his only son there. mwhahahaha
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 months ago
six limbs! He’s technically an insect
Agent641@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Some sort of praying mantis?
Etterra@lemmy.world 8 months ago
So are we all ignoring how the hand holding up the leg (not both, just the one). Is growing right out of the same leg it’s allegedly supporting?
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s why he’s looking at it so intensely with his one eye
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
There’s some lesson here about Jesus being a little selfish, or maybe about Jesus pulling Himself up to help others, or something like that.
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
OPEN YOUR MINDSSSS
Muninn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
When nobody is there to save you and you need to save yourself.
Hermano@feddit.de 8 months ago
Amen
jaybone@lemmy.world 8 months ago
They are getting better with the number of fingers.
mysterytoy@lemm.ee 8 months ago
“And a hen you saw two pairs of footprints on the beach, my child… that wasn’t you and me, it was just me. Galloping majestically.”
jaybone@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Jesus was carrying the dinosaur, which is why you don’t see the dinosaur footprints, because dinosaurs didn’t exist.
But they only didn’t exist in order to test our faith.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Jesus spent those misssing years casting bones out of concrete, sailing around the world, and burying them for future archeologists.