Plopp
@Plopp@lemmy.world
- Comment on MSc Mansplaining 3 months ago:
Fats his fabulous raccoon’s tail.
- Comment on rizztastic 3 months ago:
Is bussin’ related to bussy?
- Comment on Pantries 3 months ago:
I’m Ron Burgundy?
- Comment on if you're not going to let me do this microsoft then let me turn off auto restart all together. 3 months ago:
Sure, Mr. Penguin, come right in. Can I offer you a… fish?
- Comment on Disco Clam 3 months ago:
Yo that’s the nickname I had for a stripper I dated once. Glitter everywhere.
- Comment on Close call 4 months ago:
Serves him right. Fifa playing asshole.
/s
- Comment on Totally not me irl 👀👀 4 months ago:
Just ask them for a joint to go with the coffee.
- Comment on Anon goes to the gym 4 months ago:
I can spot a lie when I see one.
- Comment on Guess I'll km/s 4 months ago:
But it would take me a couple of hours to figure that out.
- Comment on Just why?? 4 months ago:
You can do that if they were in need of a polish. It’s just a bit difficult to aim directly into the wallet when they’re done.
- Comment on Just why?? 4 months ago:
Pour the change into your mouth, put the bills neatly in your wallet, then put the coins in the wallet whenever they’ve lost their flavor.
- Comment on as far as we know anyway 4 months ago:
duplocockus
- Comment on Peeble streamer on Doop 4 months ago:
I know what gooning is, and I know what a boss is. But I don’t see the connection there. What am I missing?
- Comment on Peeble streamer on Doop 4 months ago:
When I was young we were masturbating.
- Comment on It do be like that 4 months ago:
Oh shit. Tits explains s lot.
- Comment on what is with child names like Aiden, Braiden etc? 4 months ago:
Paiden? That’s a weird one. Payme on the other hand, now that’s a good name.
- Comment on What video game about the Vietnam war is your favorite? 4 months ago:
My first thought was Apocalypse for the Amiga. Did not expect to see the Amiga mentioned already!
- Comment on Anon tries to flirt? 5 months ago:
Fake: Anon with muscles.
- Comment on Sneks 5 months ago:
What kinda weird-ass feet do you have?
- Comment on Sneks 5 months ago:
Yeah, your mom!
(no followup questions please because I haven’t thought this through)
- Comment on Sneks 5 months ago:
Do snakes have a reverse gear?
- Comment on Make it stop. 5 months ago:
Yeah unless that n is the n-word I don’t get the censoring.
- Comment on Make it stop. 5 months ago:
I don’t remember getting any new slang as a kid.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
Then we should be so harsh, there’s been a lot of inflation since then. I don’t even know what 80 mph 12 years ago is today.
- Comment on Who's gonna tell the boss? 6 months ago:
Sure, nice way to put extra blame on me for forgetting to put my pants and belt on before leaving the vehicle.
- Comment on Who's gonna tell the boss? 6 months ago:
So what about if we stop time? That’ll keep everyone out of my car.
- Comment on Jesus, help me! - No! 8 months ago:
Well that’s one way to feed the algorithm with comments. And apparently it works since you got to see the videos.
- Comment on Would you drink breast milk if it was commercially available? 8 months ago:
I’m picturing women in every work kitchen with their tits out and some tap-like contraption attached to each breast, just sitting there idling next to the coffee machine.
- Comment on Threatening me with a good time 8 months ago:
This is why I have built up a tolerance for cyanide.
- Comment on Low-pitched gurgling noises 8 months ago:
OP uses mittens. Knitted mittens.