snakes are scary because they’re idiots with staplers for a face
Sneks
Submitted 5 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Staplers ruined forever now, thanks
Assman@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
You try taking your shirt off without arms
Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Or legs!
fossphi@lemm.ee 5 months ago
What da snek doin
smeg@feddit.uk 5 months ago
rbn@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Why everything in Italy looks like a shoe from above?
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Forza serpente
rockerface@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Its best
fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 months ago
Spinnin an oroborus.
Plopp@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Do snakes have a reverse gear?
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 months ago
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Remember kids, never reuse a condom
androogee@midwest.social 5 months ago
Just leave it on in between so it’s technically a single use 👉😏
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 5 months ago
FYI, there are reusable washable condoms.
Plopp@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yeah, your mom!
(no followup questions please because I haven’t thought this through)
Tarkcanis@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This is what becoming an adult is like “I wanna go back! Please, just let me go back.”
python@programming.dev 5 months ago
My girl figured out how to get up to the cage around her heat bulb tonight. She got stuck up there for half an hour and then just gave up and fell. Truly scary creatures.
image: Revy getting a bad idea image: Revy pulls up her dumb tail image: Revy tries to figure out how to get back down (she has no hands)image: Consequences image: She’s finally down at least
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
Where is the head? Can’t find it in either picture.
recklessengagement@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I love snakes
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Hoop snakes.
MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 5 months ago
Those aren’t snakes, they’re rubber bands.
Deceptichum@quokk.au 5 months ago
Image
Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Ha!