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• don@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  🫡 This. This is how it’s done. Carry on, teacher, you do the work of the universe.

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• FmbyMF@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  "Always be bussin’, never be sussin’ I’m gonna remember that line

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Have a Big Chungus weekend, bro.

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    • Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And may it be riztastic for you bro!

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  • Plopp@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is bussin’ related to bussy?

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    • ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bursting

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    • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Respectfully

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• Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When I was a kid I thought grownups were out of touch when they used slang and it made me cringe.

  Now I’m a grownup I know that they did it to make me cringe.

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  • radicalautonomy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They definitely did it to make you cringe.

    Source: Am a secondary math teacher/parent and do shit like this all the time to make my students/children cringe.

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  • Cryophilia@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The best way to kill cringey slang is for old people to use it

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• WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m Chris Hansen, take a seat. What exactly did you mean when you told a 14 year old to have a “Big Chungus weekend?”

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  • blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Look it’s just kid slang. Just because I have a cotton candy flavored condom in my pocket, three packets of cherry lube, a six pack of wine coolers and 12 pack of birthday cake vodka shots doesn’t mean it’s any different from when I use a piece of rabbit skin I rub on my dick every night to fall asleep.

    Admittedly, you look and sound much older than I remember but you’re still 14 right?

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• falk1856@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As a middle school principal, I gas all my staff to be as gucci as this dope teacher.

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• RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The fact the skibidi says yes yes instead of skibidi makes me think they’ve seen it, because everyone who hasn’t tends to just say skibidi.

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve read your sentence half a dozen times and it’s making my head swim. Can someone please translate?

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    • Cadeillac@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think the character says what they actually say in the video, as opposed to saying skibidi which is what everyone who has not seen it assumes he says. I’m in the latter party

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• Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is how you stop kids using these words.

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• finkrat@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW STUDENTS

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• Fleur_@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Growing up is realizing the kids (and you) were the real cringe ones

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• user1234@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Let me guess, this is in Ohio?

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  • dch82@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    DOWN IN OHIO SWAG LIKE OHIO

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  fo shizzle my nizzle

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  • HarbingerOfTomb@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    High fives in millennial

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• PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wonder if the drawing of the gentleman in the toilet (top right) was drawn by the teacher… perhaps being meta, knowing what he wrote was cringe. That would add another layer lol.

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They definitely knew

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• linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jesus Christ how horrifying

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Big chungus tho

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• finestnothing@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Because I love ruining days, everything starting at “this task will be graded” was written by someone else. It looks official because the person’s handwriting is neat, but if you compare the letters to the ones written giving the assignment they’re different styles

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  • lauha@lemmy.one ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You will not be hired as a forensics investigator, lol

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  • dreugeworst@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    looks like normal variation in a persons lettering to me. compare the k in textbook with the k in skibidi, almost the same. distances between letters and especially risers as well are similar between the two sections.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The “R” in “Read” and the “R” in “Remember” are identical, for example. The squiggly “d” in “Today’s” and later in “skibidi” and “and” are also exact matches. I hate that you made me do this.

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  • Rolando@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The change in style is because the teacher was in “getting hip with the kids” mode.

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  • 3ntranced@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m going to go a step further and say the while thing looks like it was written by a student.

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• MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The Chungus is AmongUs.

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• sexy_peach@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is pretty funny

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ll be the judge of that.

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• mp3@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is not very demure.

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