Pantries

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• Cenotaph@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Check your panties, Ladies. You may just find 175,000 rice

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  • konalt@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This meme is old enough to vote.

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    • GroupNebula563@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This legitimately made me laugh for like 30 seconds

      what is wrong with me

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    :3

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Pictured above is a pantyless butt, with 2 rice still stuck to the back.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    record scratch …ladies?

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Now there’s a man who knows how to start a conversation.

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• Plopp@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m Ron Burgundy?

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  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Teleprompters are also phonetic. So some words are mangled to be pronounced quickly.

    It’s entirely likely that what he actually read of the promoter was something like “PAN-TEES” which only “groks” once said aloud (reading and speaking are quite separate parts of the brain BTW).

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    • DownByLaw@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nice generalization on how teleprompters work.

      I’ve worked the speed on one and had to input text into others. And there being phonetic text was a rare occurrence and only for technical terms or similar. And 100% sure „pantries“ would be one of them.

      Maybe there are systems that do this (which I think is highly unlikely, as it would make it harder for someone reading whole phonetic sentences), but I wouldn’t go as far as saying: „Teleprompters are also phonetic.“ Btw what’s your source on this?

      My guess would be that, as while we are reading text fast, we don’t actually read all letters or their proper order in a word, but our brain just quickly scans the letters and context and outputs what it makes out to be the right word in this situation, this was just a misinterpretation. The other option could be that somebody made a spelling error and „panties“ was actually displayed on the prompter.

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• jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ok, hear me out. That shit would be painful as fuck because it would soak up every ounce of moisture. I’ve had sad in there, and that really sucks, but I can’t imagine the rice getting in there. I’d likely scream by the end of the day.

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  • Mr_Blott@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It would take ages to cook too

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    • pancakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It might ferment before cooking, producing sake under the right conditions.

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    • jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🤮

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• Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YD9cV8Fv0E

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  • UnbalancedFox@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Came for this. Thanks stranger.

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    • Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      high fives

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• JoYo@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  isnt that some Latino tradition or did my friend make it up so they could stick a fist full of rice down my pants?

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• TriflingToad@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I saw a news clip where the guy said “Now, it’s getting pretty hot so get your titties out” where “titties” was actually “flippies” which I guess in Australia is slang for “flip-flops”

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  • damo_omad@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nah because we call them thongs haha

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• essell@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My first thought was rice paddies.

  Even wetter than rice panties

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