Mr_Blott
@Mr_Blott@feddit.uk
- Comment on [Discussion] Should Twitter links be banned from lemmy.world? 2 hours ago:
If the Musknazi wants you to call it X, YOU FUCKIN CALL IT TWITTER
- Comment on Is there anything my girlfriend and I have to consider when traveling to America based on our skin differences? 18 hours ago:
They would have to be utterly fuckin deranged, mate
- Comment on Hulu quizzing about the ads played 2 days ago:
Je suis en retard aujourd’hui
- Comment on Think twice if once isn't working 2 days ago:
To start the motor from cold, you’d have to lock the throttle open. The button sticking up on the top of the handle says this isn’t locked open, otherwise it would be down.
So, either the motor is cold and won’t start in this situation, or it’s hot and it will
If it’s hot, it depends on the carb settings if the motor revs up slightly on starting
Usually on older chainsaws, the chain will move jerkily on starting due to age, so worse case scenario this guy will get his trousers stuck in the chain and crushed/torn bollocks
That said, obscured by his trousers is the chain brake. If it’s forward, the chain definitely wouldn’t move anyway
Just someone that’s been using chainsaws for 30 years
- Comment on fight fire with napalm 2 days ago:
That was it!
- Comment on fight fire with napalm 2 days ago:
Definitely not the UK because you can’t even legally sell a house with knotweed in the garden!
- Comment on May not be the right place but here it goes. One of my brothers passes or get extremely tired if he sees porn. Even a sex scene in a movie he has to go lay down. Is there something wrong with him? 3 days ago:
WTF was wrong with saying “doctor”?
- Comment on May not be the right place but here it goes. One of my brothers passes or get extremely tired if he sees porn. Even a sex scene in a movie he has to go lay down. Is there something wrong with him? 3 days ago:
What the actual fuck is a PCP?
- Comment on The Absolute INSANITY of Group B Rally | S1apSh0es [15:29] 4 days ago:
Fans always hark back to the Group B era because of the sheer power of the cars.
But if you watch modern WRC, the cars are actually way faster through the stages despite the small engines
Kalle Rovanpera is the son of Harri Rovanpera, the ex Group B driver
Kalle would kick his dad’s arse - youtu.be/ZRA6ySltVI0
- Comment on He died trying to suck his own penis, RIP. 1 week ago:
No, he died trying to suck your penis
- Comment on Always has been 1 week ago:
N
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Da wey
- Comment on "Family Size" has no meaning anymore 1 week ago:
Hope you manage to travel one day!
- Comment on Why does it seem like Americans have become so hateful and destructive in the past years? 1 week ago:
That’s just not true.
Where I am, the rule is “sarcasm until proven otherwise”
And in Europe, even non-native English speakers have a far more innate grasp of written humour than pretty much any American
- Comment on What's making it into the good parts, my fellow philosoraptors? 1 week ago:
- Mathew 7:12 “Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you.
Matthew gave reacharound then?
- Comment on Why does it seem like Americans have become so hateful and destructive in the past years? 1 week ago:
A lot of this is explained by poor reading comprehension mixed with paranoia.
Americans will read pretty much any comment in an aggressive, hostile tone by default
Hence the popularity of in-jokes on the internet, Americans can generally only recognise jokes if they already know them, or if they’re telegraphed from a mile off (that’s around 738 washing machines)
Anything else is assumed to be a personal attack. It doesn’t help that a good chunk of them are also absolutely desperate to be offended on someone else’s behalf all the time lol
- Comment on if you've had or have anger issues, how did you become a better human? 1 week ago:
Also helps when you’re taking a shite
- Comment on Threats 1 week ago:
I last saw a fax machine in 2009
Next thing you’ll be telling me yous still use cheques
- Comment on Did anyone here ever actually play the Mousetrap board game or use the cards in Operation? 1 week ago:
Very related clip -
- Comment on I met someone who had this tattooed 1 week ago:
I thought it said “you deserve butter” and just figured he was American
- Comment on Netflix bad... Shocker, I know 2 weeks ago:
God what a self-righteous bore 😴
- Comment on Netflix bad... Shocker, I know 2 weeks ago:
I’ll stick your post on the fridge and ruffle your hair, if you like
- Comment on Netflix bad... Shocker, I know 2 weeks ago:
Does anyone else read comments that self-censor swearwords in a squeaky voice? Like the commenter is 12 or so?
- Comment on PhD ain't no MD 2 weeks ago:
I think, therefore I am
poor
- Comment on Anon's strict mom 2 weeks ago:
Jesus fuck man, what kind of plumbing blocks with jizz? I could literally eat prunes and tortillas for a week and still waffle-stomp my turd down a 40mm pipe
- Comment on FediMeteo - The Weather Forecasts comes to the Fediverse 2 weeks ago:
Wtf, why would they assume everyone lives in a city? Especially in France!
- Comment on This is in a small convenience store where you can buy food things and heat them up while in the store 2 weeks ago:
95° really boils my piss
- Comment on why does everyone i know treat me like a child or if i was a very childlike person?? 3 weeks ago:
Fr fr no cap
- Comment on why does everyone i know treat me like a child or if i was a very childlike person?? 3 weeks ago:
I mean, just the way you type makes me read it in a squeaky voice lmao
- Comment on USB-C charging is now mandatory in EU, here's what you need to know - GSMArena.com news 3 weeks ago:
Here’s what you need to know -
Er, it’s been like that for a couple of years now, all the manufacturers have been on the case for ages
- Comment on They are dropping like flies this month - Linda Lavin - DEAD 87 3 weeks ago:
I get it, but that just reads stupid