Mr_Blott
@Mr_Blott@feddit.uk
- Comment on Never forget. 2 hours ago:
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11
You’d stop milking a cow after 23 years
- Comment on English Ivy 2 hours ago:
Seems a bit unnecessary when you could just dress the ivy up like schoolkids and the yanks would wipe it out in a week
(Yes, we’re going to keep making these jokes until yous apathetic cunts DO SOMETHING)
- Comment on "English" 1 day ago:
made it better
“Had to have it simplified because we’re a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic”
- Comment on Had to read it 3 times to make sure 1 day ago:
Can anyone ELI5 what’s going on at Valve regarding this? I’ve read a couple of articles and am Nun the Wiser
- Comment on Which are the lesser-known movies that are well worth seeing? 1 day ago:
The three tensest films I’ve seen -
Flight of the Phoenix (original B&W one)
Duel (Spielberg’s first film)
And one with David Wotsisname that plays Poirot but he’s a terrorist on a plane
- Comment on How come LED Light Bulbs only last for about 2-3 Years? 4 days ago:
Ha ha brilliant, I’ll remember that one 😊
- Comment on Anon has trouble assimilating 4 days ago:
Omg you spelt his name wrong!
- Comment on How come LED Light Bulbs only last for about 2-3 Years? 4 days ago:
Millions of electricians would disagree, but I can’t speak for Polish sparkies
- Comment on Anon has trouble assimilating 4 days ago:
Christ on a bike, where to start?
The song is called Teenage Kicks. It’s about wanking.
The comment about fish oil does nothing except prove you to be a condescending cunt. (“Condescending” means you talk down to other people)
I, like the vast, VAST majority of people on earth, have no idea who Mr Gore or Mr Snyder are.
- Comment on THICC 4 days ago:
Chloe is determined to be offended on someone else’s behalf today tho
- Comment on How come LED Light Bulbs only last for about 2-3 Years? 4 days ago:
Only buy Philips or Osram
The rest are shite
- Comment on Anon has trouble assimilating 4 days ago:
You know it was fifty years ago and artists had to say stuff like that to stop it getting banned?
- Comment on i am hella indifferent to humans of any gender taking shits 6 days ago:
That’s nice dear
- Comment on Mars brings Marathon name back in UK as nostalgia rises for retro sweets 6 days ago:
And the language you use suggests a desperate need to seek some mental care.
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- Comment on Anon falls in love 1 week ago:
CAN I BE OFFENDED ON ANON’S BEHALF PLEASE
- Comment on Supportive dad 1 week ago:
No bother, lad
- Comment on Supportive dad 1 week ago:
☝️This bloke is right, listen to him
- Comment on Is Ryze Mushroom Coffee Just Another Craze? 1 week ago:
Did it come out of the States?
If so, guaranteed utter fucking horseshit
- Comment on Trump advisor LOSES HIS MIND when confronted by foreign journalist 2 weeks ago:
Jeremy Paxman would’ve made bank in the US if the politicians weren’t actually scared of proper journalists
- Comment on Meatspin 2 weeks ago:
The moped plus roundabout was a thing a while back; maybe that’s why they disappeared?
- Comment on Seriously, what the f*** is keeping Donald Trump in this presidential race? 2 weeks ago:
Know how yous get upset when people say “Americans are stupid”
Literally a third of you have demonstrated that you’d eat gravel if someone said it’d cure immigrants
A third. So lets just say only half of the other two thirds are stupid
That’s quite a few. Almost a quarter pounder
- Comment on Ban the MBFC bot 2 weeks ago:
It analyses *worldwide media sources
Sorry if your tiny 3% of the planet doesn’t understand *worldwide views
- Comment on Ban the MBFC bot 2 weeks ago:
☝️Lol, see why numpties downvote it?
- Comment on Ban the MBFC bot 2 weeks ago:
The bot is only “spreading misinformation” to people who are too stupid to realise that “left” and “right” mean politically different things in different countries
Mostly the yanks
- Comment on Long watch on war gaming, how it works, morality and its impacts on regular gaming. 2 weeks ago:
Surely to Christ you’ve got better things to do with your time?!?
- Comment on What happened with active users on Lemmy? 2 weeks ago:
Ahem maybe not the best choice of character there old chap
- Comment on I just want to make cookies :( 2 weeks ago:
It’s “to whom are you referring?”, Mr Wordsworth :)
- Comment on I just want to make cookies :( 2 weeks ago:
Ha ha yeah like when they can’t tell the difference between the UN and the EU lol
- Comment on Redirect to prevent back button 2 weeks ago:
Deepl is vastly superior to Translate btw
- Comment on Smoking PSA 2 weeks ago:
Maybe he’s a newborn but the smoking has aged him horribly