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I could never understand why porn sites have a share option, it’s absolutely baffling.
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Submitted 1 month ago by tomatowallis@lemmy.world to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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Retreaux@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pissmidget@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you’re logged into a social media account and encounter a “share on said social media” button, this is dutifully logged and provides metrics of the types of groups encountering said button.
It’s not for sharing, it’s for metrics about what kind of people view the site/article/top ten list/hardcore porn. Targeted advertisement is cash money.
dan@upvote.au 1 month ago
Metrics are usually tracked using a tracking pixel, which is invisible. They don’t need a visible share button to do that.
don@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Porn sites are smart enough to know that dumb people will do dumb shit, and the sites capitalize off of it.
kibiz0r@midwest.social 1 month ago
my dad posted porn
daughter swap
😶
sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I really hope OP isn’t a daughter.
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Yeah I was gonna say. Glad someone noticed that.
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I remember back in the golden era of Reddit AMAs with Victoria… There was an AMA with one of the higher ups at PornHub. She was like a site admin, so she had some high level knowledge of how the site actually ran, and she could see stuff like the site’s user statistics, average watch time, etc…
Someone asked how often people actually use the “share to Facebook” button that is on every video. She said it happened more often than most people would want to believe. Like apparently there’s an entire subset of Facebook users who are just blatantly horny on main like it’s no big deal.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I’ve never been more glad in my life that my dad had to return his smart phone because he couldn’t figure out how to make calls on it.
dogsnest@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But could he porn?
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I found his collection once as a kid, so I know the answer is yes. But that is already more than I every wanted to know.
tomatowallis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
[deleted]EvilCartyen@feddit.dk 1 month ago
As a 41 year old man, that’s abnormal behaviour. Wtf is wrong with him? Does he have friends, colleagues, family and a spouse in there and do they want to know his taste in porn?
Mah gawd
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Mine is pushing 90. He also pretty much stayed in the 1970s and so peak technology for him is a two-tone Dodge conversion van with an 8-track player.
MNByChoice@midwest.social 1 month ago
He is just sharing a passion. Be sure to comment so he gets those.
reads title of video …
Your not his daughter are you? (Those videos employ actors and actresses. Few are related and the stories are made up.)
tomatowallis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
[deleted]Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I thought you were going to say it’s the 2 dads having sex with each other while the daughters watch…
…yeah, it’s fucked up, but there’s literally no outcome where a father sharing porn with his daughter titled “daughter swap” ISN’T going to be fucked up, ya know? I just thought you were taking it in a whole different direction.
Maybe see a therapist after this.
Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Bruh you watched the videos? I uh, guess it’s important to share hobbies with your loved ones.
figjam@midwest.social 1 month ago
Stop bringing your friends to your house immediately
MNByChoice@midwest.social 1 month ago
at least not incest.
At least there is that.
guy@piefed.social 1 month ago
Hahaha noooo
Jesus Christ
devilish666@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The title is literally in the image, just put it in the hub
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lol Facebook doesn’t block links to pornhub?? Who in a sane state of mind would share that kind of content on Facebook??? But then they block pixelfed for “safety” 😉
ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 1 month ago
They’re probably too busy sharing links to Pixelfed.
cholesterol@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What a fucking dumbass. I’m sorry, but he really doesn’t know how dumb he’s being.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Using facebook in general is dumb
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 month ago
sleepmode@lemmy.world 1 month ago
One of my uncles doesn’t seem to be aware we can see all his likes and comments on Threads.
breakingcups@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Of course he has a fish he caught as his fb avatar
Free_Opinions@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Your dad might be a gooner.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Guy knows what he likes
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wait, is Facebook ok with that?? This content isn’t advertiser friendly! What if a big advertiser discovers that their sponsored content is placed right next to pornhub???
They definitely would be pissed about that!
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Does FB require a federally accepted ID be uploaded to have access? I would assume the states requesting that for pornhub should do so to share content from pornhub on a major social media site would you not?
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Ah, so that’s who those share buttons are for! Always wondered about that!
MelonYellow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Goddammit i had a good laugh in the coffee shop reading this post. Sorry man, hope you figure it out with your dad bc that is really weird!
lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
never horny post on main
squid_slime@lemm.ee 1 month ago
My two uncles live together one owns a dog which I walk on week days for him, my other uncle has worsening health and is sometimes home on week days, he watches porn all fucking day and I hear it all.
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I mean to be fair, if he’s gonna drunk post porn on main, it’s lucky that it was only that tame.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Well thats a new one…
timestatic@feddit.org 1 month ago
DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 1 month ago
What?
dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 1 month ago
“just now”, so OP immediately opened the post on FB.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I got ashamed at my discord rambles of SFW topics. How can Uncle wake up, see his post feed, and keep drinking to do it again?
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wait, you can post links to pornhub? lol
maybaconburn@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You can especially now that the whole censorship thing is gone. Surprisingly literal porn links weren’t ever blocked but OnlyFans was 😂
RBWells@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Is your dad the speaker of the house Mike Johnson?
ted@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The white thumbs up!
tomatowallis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
[deleted]Denjin@lemmings.world 1 month ago
👍🏻
Speculater@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Their second favorite 🫡
j4k3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
[deleted]ShepherdPie@midwest.social 1 month ago
I’d find it more than a bit embarrassing if my father was posting “daughter swap” porn videos on social media.
Nastybutler@lemmy.world 1 month ago
OP responded that she’s a she. So… yeah. Not great
dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Not OP but personally I wouldn’t necessarily need or want to know what my dad is getting off to and when. With close friends it’s different, we do have some fairly open conversations about what we (don’t) like, but we also do not announce to each other “hey btw, I’m gonna jack off now!!”
dogsnest@lemmy.world 1 month ago
German midget scat porn can be disturbing to some, apparently…
iii@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Ofcourse, who likes German?
daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I thought this was a shitpost at first
thisguy1092@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hilarious
x00z@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Report him?
ChadMcTruth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
is it infuriating because you have different tastes or does he link premium stuff you have to pay for
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 month ago
This post right here, officer
ChadMcTruth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
before i clicked this notification i thought for sure your comment was in response to my homemade nutrients recipe
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The real question is, are kinks passed down from your mom’s side or your dad’s side
ChadMcTruth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
1000007902
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Well I’m not into lactation but my dad definitely is. So it’s not from my dad’s side. Not sure what my mom’s fetishes are though so maybe my kinks are passed down from my moms side.
Looking forward to finding out that kinks are governed by mitochondrial DNA.
pappabosley@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Judging by the second video, their dad wants to pass them down directly
Kacarott@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Some say it skips a generation. Your kinks are a combination of your grandmother’s kinks.
Kitathalla@lemy.lol 1 month ago
They’re definitely epigenetic. You get them from whoever handled you more when you were young.
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The kinks are probably somehow caused by them
yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Come onn what kind of a question is that lmaoo