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I could never understand why porn sites have a share option, it’s absolutely baffling.
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Submitted 4 weeks ago by tomatowallis@lemmy.world to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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Retreaux@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Pissmidget@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
If you’re logged into a social media account and encounter a “share on said social media” button, this is dutifully logged and provides metrics of the types of groups encountering said button.
It’s not for sharing, it’s for metrics about what kind of people view the site/article/top ten list/hardcore porn. Targeted advertisement is cash money.
dan@upvote.au 4 weeks ago
Metrics are usually tracked using a tracking pixel, which is invisible. They don’t need a visible share button to do that.
don@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Porn sites are smart enough to know that dumb people will do dumb shit, and the sites capitalize off of it.
kibiz0r@midwest.social 4 weeks ago
my dad posted porn
daughter swap
😶
sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
I really hope OP isn’t a daughter.
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Yeah I was gonna say. Glad someone noticed that.
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I remember back in the golden era of Reddit AMAs with Victoria… There was an AMA with one of the higher ups at PornHub. She was like a site admin, so she had some high level knowledge of how the site actually ran, and she could see stuff like the site’s user statistics, average watch time, etc…
Someone asked how often people actually use the “share to Facebook” button that is on every video. She said it happened more often than most people would want to believe. Like apparently there’s an entire subset of Facebook users who are just blatantly horny on main like it’s no big deal.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
I’ve never been more glad in my life that my dad had to return his smart phone because he couldn’t figure out how to make calls on it.
dogsnest@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
But could he porn?
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
I found his collection once as a kid, so I know the answer is yes. But that is already more than I every wanted to know.
tomatowallis@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
[deleted]EvilCartyen@feddit.dk 4 weeks ago
As a 41 year old man, that’s abnormal behaviour. Wtf is wrong with him? Does he have friends, colleagues, family and a spouse in there and do they want to know his taste in porn?
Mah gawd
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
Mine is pushing 90. He also pretty much stayed in the 1970s and so peak technology for him is a two-tone Dodge conversion van with an 8-track player.
MNByChoice@midwest.social 4 weeks ago
He is just sharing a passion. Be sure to comment so he gets those.
reads title of video …
Your not his daughter are you? (Those videos employ actors and actresses. Few are related and the stories are made up.)
tomatowallis@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
[deleted]Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I thought you were going to say it’s the 2 dads having sex with each other while the daughters watch…
…yeah, it’s fucked up, but there’s literally no outcome where a father sharing porn with his daughter titled “daughter swap” ISN’T going to be fucked up, ya know? I just thought you were taking it in a whole different direction.
Maybe see a therapist after this.
Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Bruh you watched the videos? I uh, guess it’s important to share hobbies with your loved ones.
figjam@midwest.social 4 weeks ago
Stop bringing your friends to your house immediately
MNByChoice@midwest.social 4 weeks ago
at least not incest.
At least there is that.
guy@piefed.social 4 weeks ago
Hahaha noooo
Jesus Christ
devilish666@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The title is literally in the image, just put it in the hub
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Lol Facebook doesn’t block links to pornhub?? Who in a sane state of mind would share that kind of content on Facebook??? But then they block pixelfed for “safety” 😉
ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
They’re probably too busy sharing links to Pixelfed.
cholesterol@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
What a fucking dumbass. I’m sorry, but he really doesn’t know how dumb he’s being.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Using facebook in general is dumb
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
sleepmode@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
One of my uncles doesn’t seem to be aware we can see all his likes and comments on Threads.
breakingcups@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Of course he has a fish he caught as his fb avatar
Free_Opinions@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
Your dad might be a gooner.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Guy knows what he likes
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Wait, is Facebook ok with that?? This content isn’t advertiser friendly! What if a big advertiser discovers that their sponsored content is placed right next to pornhub???
They definitely would be pissed about that!
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Does FB require a federally accepted ID be uploaded to have access? I would assume the states requesting that for pornhub should do so to share content from pornhub on a major social media site would you not?
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Ah, so that’s who those share buttons are for! Always wondered about that!
MelonYellow@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Goddammit i had a good laugh in the coffee shop reading this post. Sorry man, hope you figure it out with your dad bc that is really weird!
lurch@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
never horny post on main
squid_slime@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
My two uncles live together one owns a dog which I walk on week days for him, my other uncle has worsening health and is sometimes home on week days, he watches porn all fucking day and I hear it all.
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
I mean to be fair, if he’s gonna drunk post porn on main, it’s lucky that it was only that tame.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Well thats a new one…
timestatic@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 4 weeks ago
What?
dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 4 weeks ago
“just now”, so OP immediately opened the post on FB.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I got ashamed at my discord rambles of SFW topics. How can Uncle wake up, see his post feed, and keep drinking to do it again?
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Wait, you can post links to pornhub? lol
maybaconburn@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You can especially now that the whole censorship thing is gone. Surprisingly literal porn links weren’t ever blocked but OnlyFans was 😂
RBWells@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Is your dad the speaker of the house Mike Johnson?
ted@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
The white thumbs up!
tomatowallis@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
[deleted]Denjin@lemmings.world 4 weeks ago
👍🏻
Speculater@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Their second favorite 🫡
j4k3@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
[deleted]ShepherdPie@midwest.social 4 weeks ago
I’d find it more than a bit embarrassing if my father was posting “daughter swap” porn videos on social media.
Nastybutler@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
OP responded that she’s a she. So… yeah. Not great
dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 4 weeks ago
Not OP but personally I wouldn’t necessarily need or want to know what my dad is getting off to and when. With close friends it’s different, we do have some fairly open conversations about what we (don’t) like, but we also do not announce to each other “hey btw, I’m gonna jack off now!!”
dogsnest@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
German midget scat porn can be disturbing to some, apparently…
iii@mander.xyz 4 weeks ago
Ofcourse, who likes German?
daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I thought this was a shitpost at first
thisguy1092@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Hilarious
x00z@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Report him?
ChadMcTruth@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
is it infuriating because you have different tastes or does he link premium stuff you have to pay for
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 weeks ago
This post right here, officer
ChadMcTruth@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
before i clicked this notification i thought for sure your comment was in response to my homemade nutrients recipe
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The real question is, are kinks passed down from your mom’s side or your dad’s side
ChadMcTruth@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
1000007902
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Well I’m not into lactation but my dad definitely is. So it’s not from my dad’s side. Not sure what my mom’s fetishes are though so maybe my kinks are passed down from my moms side.
Looking forward to finding out that kinks are governed by mitochondrial DNA.
pappabosley@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Judging by the second video, their dad wants to pass them down directly
Kacarott@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
Some say it skips a generation. Your kinks are a combination of your grandmother’s kinks.
Kitathalla@lemy.lol 4 weeks ago
They’re definitely epigenetic. You get them from whoever handled you more when you were young.
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The kinks are probably somehow caused by them
yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Come onn what kind of a question is that lmaoo