DankOfAmerica
@DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Yo, I have no idea. I’m starting to believe that a lot of these anti-American accounts are Russian trolls. They’re so unnecessarily antagonizing and hypocritical. Of all political entities in the world to criticize someone else… Europe? EUROPE? Let’s take a look at the hypocrisy.
The US is racist!
- Hmmm, I wonder who even came up with the idea of races?
The US had slavery!
- Umm, who started that slavery?
- Who captured and enslaved the Africans?
- Who brought them over and sold them across all of the Americas?
The US supports the genocide of Palestine!
- Ok, who gave that land to Zionists and why? What was the reason, hmm? And why Palestinian land??
The US spends too much on military and not enough on social welfare!
- Yeah, who’s going to save those fantastic EU welfare programs from Putin?
- Btw, where are European countries buying their fancy high-tech military equipment from?
- Who built those F-16s that European countries donated to Ukraine?
- Why doesn’t the EU build its own military-industrial complex then?
The US invaded Iraq!
- Who drew up the lines of the Middle East to ensure permanent conflict?
- Did someone forget Polend?
The US is belligerent!
- Odd, because I don’t think they started WWI nor WWII. Who was it?
The US dropped atomic bombs!
- Crazy, but what was Europe doing instead of sending troops to invade Japan?
The US has terrible healthcare!
- Interesting. Who is the leading researcher in medical interventions?
- Who subsidizes the world’s medications research and development so the rest of the world can brag about buying that shit wholesale and using generics a few years behind?
The US thinks too highly of itself!
- Of all the continents, which continent isn’t even a continent?
The US is too religious!
- Remind me again, what were the Crusades?
- And, why did so many Europeans even move to the US to begin with?
- Can someone point on a map to where the head of Catholic Church is, please?
As far as I can tell, Europe starts shit and the US is left cleaning up the mess. Then, Europe talks shit about the US for trying to fix the problems it creates while they sit over there basking in the resources they extracted. WTF is that?
Extra: Texas is stupid for wanting to leave the union!
- If Texas leaves (it won’t), should we follow the established naming convention and call it Texit?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Please reread my comment slowly, word for word. See if you maybe missed something the first time.
- Comment on Is cops being evil/lazy/incompetent a USA specific thing, or is it the same everywhere in the world? 3 weeks ago:
Go to Central America and see what you think about American cops then.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Argentina is also quite racist.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
They have not admitted that it was wrong what they were doing
This is a straight up lie.
- There was a civil war about it. It was the most costly war for the country in terms of lives.
- There was an amendment to the US Constitution about it.
- The President at the time that slavery was ended is considered to be in the top 3 of the country’s history.
- There’s a federal holiday to memorialize a civil rights leader. There are parades across the country on this day.
- There are museums and exhibits all over the country on this topic.
- There are tons of documentaries and shows on it.
This is such a blatant lie, that I don’t even know what to say.
- Comment on What are some of the things someone permanently relocating away from the US should be aware of? 3 weeks ago:
Well, as a European (i.e. good person), let me welcome you to the developed world. We’re not snobby or greedy pigs like most Americans. In fact, no country in Europe has ever looked down upon another country, continent, or people. We’ve also never colonized any countries nor do we conduct joint military exercises and operations with the US, and we definitely do not benefit from the US’s foreign policy and interventions. All of our luxuries are home grown and have never been the result of our brutal exploitation of other countries that resulted in horrific dictatorships, genocides, and ongoing conflict. If I remember correctly from my free history class, we have never even been to war at all. Btw, we have real history over here. Yours only goes back 200 years and has nothing at all to do with ours. What do you guys even talk about in history classes? lol!
There is absolutely no crime here in Europe, only healthcare. I actually get a free diagnosis every morning. I have like 78 km of diagnoses written on superior A4 paper. We’re also very cultured as we speak several languages, all European but still very cultured. There’s absolutely no racism or oppression. All of my roommates have been Roma, Arabic, or African. My neighborhood has scheduled to protest for more minarets all week since the government makes sure we have enough vacation days to blow.
Our food is so organic that it’s only composed of only carbon. That’s it. When you go to a restaurant, the waiters pick their most European customers every hour and gives them money. That’s right; our waiters tip us. We recycle everything and have never contributed in any fashion to climate change.
It’s about time you leave the US, who is 100% at fault for everything in the world and absolutely not an ally that serves as a scapegoat to compare ourselves against in order to distract from our bullshit.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Finding a flight that doesn’t serve peanuts might improve the probability of avoiding an allergic reaction, but a passenger could easily board the flight with their own peanuts. According to OP, the epi pens only give them 20 mins to get to a hospital, which is not within reach when flying over the Pacific Ocean. It might not even be within reach when flying over land considering landing procedures for an airliner.
- Comment on Could your body adjust if you separated your macros into meals? Like all carbs for breakfast, all fat for lunch and all protein for dinner? What would happen? 3 weeks ago:
There’s far in bread. An only-carbs meal is basically eating straight sugar (glucose).
- Comment on Delightfully so 3 weeks ago:
10:12 is when the Cajun section starts
- Comment on fishies 4 weeks ago:
I can’t stand being around fishermen that place their live catches on the bare open floor and watch the fish drown in terror after having their entire weight carried by a piercing and dragged into a new world in which they’re immobile while likely burning and drying out at the same time. It makes me check out.
- Comment on I did it because I had to! 4 weeks ago:
Crack addiction is so sad. The war on drugs has been such a disaster. Look at people that are addicted to crack and assess if they’re having a good life at everyone else’s expense. They’re absolutely not. Yet, we punish them by placing them in steel and concrete cages for years, make their lives much more difficult afterwards, then expect them to not use when they get out.
- Comment on We already knew that 4 weeks ago:
The anti-American circle jerk is irritating and a bit hypocritical. There are very few countries that haven’t done fucked up shit, so that’s where I think the hypocrisy comes in. However, I think the real damage is the division it grows. It draws lines by nationality instead of more helpful characteristics such as values, ideals, and goals. We all have a lot more in common than we have differences. I tend to believe that things could improve if we work together towards a common goal rather than going around stereotyping and placing blame. Personally, I don’t think that an “us vs them” model is the best approach. We’re all here in this together. Maybe we could work towards understanding, inclusion, collaboration, and interdependence while accepting and even celebrating each other’s differences.
- Comment on Fear 5 weeks ago:
Seasame finests over here. We doin things right. And we knockin n**gas grandmothas off they fuckin skates, ya heard? Right out of fuckin socks, yea heard me?
- Comment on If a mysterious force secretly changed EVERY clock worldwide one minute forward, how long would it take until people notice, and how would people/governments react? 5 weeks ago:
No, the almanac accounts for the leap second since it was created. It doesn’t need to be updated.
- Comment on U good, fam? 5 weeks ago:
Yep, still here. How are y’all?
- Comment on Nope 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on What Did William Burrito Mean by This? 5 weeks ago:
For real tho…who has a problem with Mexicans? They’re chill af. They mind their own business and work like a beast. You need something done, find a Mexican that does that.
- Comment on Nope 5 weeks ago:
you’re welcome!
- Comment on Nope 5 weeks ago:
These bitching ass motherfuckers be discovering everything.
These awesome people are pioneers. 😂
- Comment on Nope 5 weeks ago:
“Yo, dawg. These scientists be out here scraping the floor of the ocean! in Antractica! Whattttt? They finding animals that didn’t even exist before. That’s what’s up.”
- Comment on please punish me 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on How likely do you think there will be a run on the banks? 5 weeks ago:
I don’t know, but I’m gonna get my money out first thing Monday morning just in case /j
- Comment on How likely do you think there will be a run on the banks? 5 weeks ago:
He would not survive something that stupid.
- Comment on Egg prices at Costco be like... 1 month ago:
- Comment on Yes that is definitely what I was going for, thank you 1 month ago:
I doughnut care of autoconnect changes the meanings of my messages, at least I look likest I spells correction.
- Comment on 'tis the season 1 month ago:
oh shit
- Comment on Why do we put our hands on our heads when something makes us also want to yell "NO!" 1 month ago:
Watch it have been some ancient Navy SEALS hand signal meaning FUBAR and it caught on when the ancient warrior automatically used it as he saw his hut burning down from an accidental fire. Now, all of humanity uses it.
- Comment on CURSE OF RAH 1 month ago:
CURSE OF OOH-RAH
- Comment on If you can find the oil filter, I'll give you a quarter. If you can get it out after the lube tech tightened it to 325 lbft, I'll give you sixty bucks. 1 month ago:
I feel weird, dad. What’s that feeling? It feels like you noticed me trying and value my contribution. I don’t trust it. 😵💫
- Comment on If you can find the oil filter, I'll give you a quarter. If you can get it out after the lube tech tightened it to 325 lbft, I'll give you sixty bucks. 1 month ago:
where's my quarter? 🫴
