ted

@ted@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How about yours?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wear toe socks exclusively for this reason.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what's a good present for some friendly nurses who taught me little tricks to work better before I leave the hospital I'm working at?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you card with a clear message explaining what they taught you + a $10 Starbucks/local coffee shop gift card?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I'm stuck in the same area as someone who is clearly sick (runny nose, coughing etc) is there some combo of short/long breaths or nose/mouth breathing that's a better defense against catching it?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There are also nasal sprays that are supposed to aid in the blocking of respiratory viruses. Pair that with a mask. Breath as slowly as possible (no gasps, laughs, or yawns) and only through your nose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's a good gift for a 2-year old?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Get them a magic painting book.

  They are black and white illustrations that have the ink in the black parts. The kid takes a brush with some water and scribbles to create color. It’s just perfect for that age, and it’s not more junk that the parents need to collect.

  Source: have toddler under two and friends with babies that just turned 2.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We met at a bar⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok boomer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We met at a bar⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Used to be you could make a Lemmy comment explaining how something doesn’t meet your values without some guy going 'round the thread saying, “kids these days, all so sensitive! Whatever happened to not being offended!” When did this happen? I swear it was recently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An Avian Army⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like the negative prompts couldn’t save its hands

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Russian alcoholic drawing on lemmy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meet my new puppy: Ass!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Banh mi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every base is base 10⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  42* years. Centuries are now 84 years. We are living in the 19th century! I rate this idea 12/12.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wakes up⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You can edit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When will the floss stop hurting⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was going to post this exactly. Stop hurting your gums OP!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  one always thinks of a plurality of people

  Speak for yourself! I don’t immediately think plural when “they” is used.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm 99% sure it's not real⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I started my engineering program at University not knowing what engineering was.

  Thank goodness for that orientation session.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another great advert from Threads. Not really looking like my kind of place.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My threads ads are either corporate posts or some random lady posting how a black Santa statue at her mall is the most offended she’s ever been in her life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP Brenda⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Where’s the source that this is AI? It’s very clever which makes me think it’s human, e.g. collected dust.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prehistoric shitposting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Very rarely are things lethal like that. Poison edibles tend to taste awful, and if you start with a small amount you will learn whether it makes you sick.

  Now mushrooms on the other hand? No idea how they figured it out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  WTF is “fapper”?!

  How does everyone else seem to know what it is?