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Trade offer meme
I receive: Stupid prompts that can be fun to draw and post without CP, small fandoms I don’t know, bigotry and shit we don’t want on Lemmy
You receive: Arts based on your promts drawn by a russian alcoholic, b\w, 200x200px, with a mouse, eternally posted on the lemmyverse under your prompt
Can you draw me being happy? I cannot imagine it by myself
Cano being overwhelmed by billions of realities where they are happy even if they don’t notice that.
Being happy for a depressed person is hard, and that realization made me love, kiss, slopy-style, the name IDLES gave to their most popular album: Joy as an act of Resistance. Idk your taste, but maybe these UK punks can make you feel seen at least.
Thanks you for the drawing! I’ll check that band out later
I'm sorry man. You're the best. Don't give up.
a cool sword that’s definitely not a stick I found on my walk
That’s a magical mega stick that buffs your STR. It’s magic is in adjusting to your journey, not making it too easy, but challenging and enjoyable.
wonderous
A dumped nuclear reactor core in a wasteland next to a dead tree. And there’s a goat standing on top of the reactor of course
Our Ma said we aren’t allowed around these places.
It’s so warm, it’s welcoming. Why don’t you step closer and touch it yourself?
(I’m not that clever to draw a reactor right)
It’s beautiful.
A sentient hat wearing another (inanimate, but quite dapper) hat
Do slaves really want to be free or their vision is distorted to the point their dream is to be a slaver?
Brilliant! 10/10 masterpiece
A evil duck with a eye patch planning world domination
Sounds like AI with extra steps.
отлично, очень хорошо
So better?
Russian alcoholic drawing on lemmy
So just a normal Russian drawing on lemmy
Do a little rat pirate with a sword
Yay rat pirate
Baby Godzilla playing with city building blocks
Building a city from LEGO wasn’t a good idea. These little plugs hurt. Why I’m not allowed to smash humans? Crushing them causes a funny fart-like sound. But no, I’m jailed to these stupid simulations.
I love this thread, my insane Russian friend!
My prompt: The God of Lemmy
(I need to know who to sacrifice to.)
I thought you were the God of Lemmy.
I am merely her prophet.
That’s a tough cookie.
Without an unnecessary dive into the history of studying living bodies’ interconnectiveness and telepathic conversations that could take us into some dark places, I want to tell you about a little pet shop right around the corner. Organized like a small and comfy co-op, they are giving off pet mice to everyone interested. They do so for free, but before they give it to you, they make you know the rules, and they are as follows:
(The untold forth rule is killing one exact mouse on sight, but that’s probably obvious.)
The sacrifice though is time. Just like their meowing arch enemies, they want your attention and care on their own terms, terms sometimes defined by other mice in their hivemind. That may be confusing at first, but this pet demigod would show you the way how to nail it.
As someone who used to have two pet mice (Eloise and Agatha), this is acceptable to me.
A english to english translator
Wearing a hat
Worf challenging (creature or object of your choice) to honorable combat.
Star fleet doesn’t allow open combat, but Worf finds his way.
Worf: I can’t undo years of injustice on Palestinia-3. These wounds left by zionism and islamism need generations to heal.
Worf: As an acting officer, I’m limited by what I can do, and that lack of power is painful to a klingon, yet…
Worf: I feel like teleporting Bibi to Defiant and making him stay there due to a bureaucratic hell for a year or two can make a difference.
Beautiful. It has dialogue and a message and everything! Lol
Love me some shitty star trek art
Prompt meme:
Oh no! Anyway…
Anyway…
No clue just have had it stuck in my head.
Draw how you are feeling. A self portrait of the soul.
Your prompt is your own post. I want some recursion!
Draw a comicaly large spoon.
Nothing at 200x200 px can be comically large.
amazing…
A goose on a unicycle going “wheeeeee”
It’s so fast I couldn’t picture him, but I accidentally shot their manling Matt who struggles to catch up to them on his bike. As told by Sun Tzi in his ‘Art of Race’, you shall never give a goose a unicycle.
I don’t blame you, those geese can reach speeds of up to mach silly
How vodka is made, an informative diagram
I love it.
A small mouse using a match as a torch
How about a potato giving managerial instructions to a newt
A tall man stands among the wind generators and tries to be like them
A whale swallowing the world.
Haha, this made my day :)
A headshot of Tony Stark, like those where he’s inside his Iron Man suit, only he’s still configuring his Arch Linux btw.
A mouse dreaming of a house
The CD cover art to the best album ever made.
A tank that is also a yew. A tank yew.
Draw something that makes you happy
A dog riding a giraffe while having an animated conversation with an elephant walking alongside.
TxzK@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Your credit card number + pin
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
You are welcome.
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mr_satan@monyet.cc 4 months ago
Bold of you to assume we have credit cards
drathvedro@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Debit all the way! Got 5000 sber spasibo’s on mine
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GregorTacTac@lemm.ee 4 months ago
We have cryptocurrency