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- Comment on Anon has a lucid dream 1 month ago:
This would’ve gone a lot better if anon simply apologised and explained that he was half-asleep. But no, they just had to make it more akward.
- Comment on meow_irl 2 months ago:
Cats don’t give a flying fuck about laws of physics, why would they care about human made drinking laws.
- Comment on Anon owns a pair of cursed jeans 2 months ago:
I get really upset stomach when I travel. And I have a 6 hour train journey just today. Is the universe trying to tell me something?
- Comment on 🐊🐓🦖 3 months ago:
It has nothing to do with if the said animal were evolving or not. Birds and Crocodilians are the only living animals of the Archosauria clade. Since birds are dinosaurs, technically they aren’t their relatives. So Crocs are the closest living relatives of dinosaurs (and birds), since they belong in the same clade and shared a common ancestor more recent than anyone else alive.
- Comment on Botany 3 months ago:
Cock burn in anus? Why would cock burn in anus?
- Comment on Anon likes trains 3 months ago:
the question is who tf doesn’t
- Comment on Anon is one sniff away 4 months ago:
I think you’d be better trying to flirt with the Salsa ladies than sniffing for their perfume on your shoulder
But that requires social interaction. And it’s anon we are talking about. Be reasonable.
- Comment on Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian 4 months ago:
Your credit card number + pin
- Comment on CBT 4 months ago:
- Comment on What does your booger feel like rn? 5 months ago:
currently 6
- Comment on Big Kone lies 5 months ago:
No. No, we can’t.
- Comment on Turtle Shells 5 months ago:
Yes, I know. I am talking after seeing Wiktionary
- Comment on Turtle Shells 5 months ago:
“Turtle” can refer to both land and marine testudines
- Comment on Anon's grandfather has been jerkin' some chains 5 months ago:
Anons grandfather is extremely based
- Comment on Glass half full 5 months ago:
now kiss
- Comment on Anon tests a pilot's reflexes 5 months ago:
worth it
- Comment on Mammals 5 months ago:
All hail the tits
- Comment on The only time it's ok to snitch... 5 months ago:
Jokes on you. I’m bisexual
- Comment on Fossils 6 months ago:
I normally hate ultra pedants, but this I can respect
- Comment on Dickite 6 months ago:
Looks more like pussite to me
- Comment on Later, losers 6 months ago:
I don’t understand :(
- Comment on I cannot find it 6 months ago:
Yeah, because people in other systems don’t kinkshame
- Comment on Tour dates 6 months ago:
NOOO!!! when is bethoven died
- Comment on orinthologists be like 6 months ago:
I’m also into Al. Al Yankovic
- Comment on Gotta catch em all 6 months ago:
Pretty sure it’s Cares. Obama Cares.
- Comment on Pee pee poo poo 6 months ago:
me when I piss in the sink instead of sinking in the piss
- Comment on Evolution isn't linear. 6 months ago:
I wish I could do that :(
- Comment on As a long-time user hearing YouTube wants to play ads when I pause a video 6 months ago:
“I have ads blocked on PC but still see them on my phone.”
If you’re on Android, ReVanced. And if you’re on iOS, well get fucked or something, idk
- Comment on A photography depicting the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza - 2565 BCE. 6 months ago:
This is obviously fake 🙄. The pyramids were built by aliens
- Comment on I'm a self made man 7 months ago:
Convert to Buddhism, then kill yourself repeatedly until you’re reincarnated into a rich family.