me n the homes not crossing streams cuz were not gay

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• Impound4017@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Remarkably clear streams. These dudes are out there chugging water to make sure they’re not showing up dehydrated for the communal sink piss.

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  • shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Imagine showing up for a group pee and peeing less than a litre?? Stuff of nightmares

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    • Impound4017@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Honestly, I don’t even need the group pee, I be judging even at the urinal. If I’m pissing at a urinal and someone walks up next to me, completes their entire piss, and then leaves before I’m done, I’m gonna be just a little smug about it in my head.

      Smh. Should’ve been born in Rome. I could’ve been critiquing Publius on both piss duration and log volume.

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They’re chugging water because it’s a 3 way ladder elimination event. If you make it through you’d best have enough piss for the next round.

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    • Impound4017@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Impressive. Not just anybody can cut mid stream like that on a hydrated, full bladder.

      Homie got a stream so clear and a kegel so rock-hard that they’re just pissing out mineral water at this point.

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• FirmDistribution@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  maybe the fediverse was a mistake

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It is better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss

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  • TxzK@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is it really though?

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    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yes, yes definitely.

      But I don’t kink shame, that’s just my opinion.

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• Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  God damn it. This does look to be faked too well. Please tell me it is not real.

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    !sinkpissers@lemmy.whatever unite!

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• ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Nice try. We all know you have 2 dicks

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  • einlander@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Look again, there are 3 streams.

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    • ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Holy mother of clear streams

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• BaraCoded@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Me n the homes licking off the c*m off each other’s face cuz we’re not gay”

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  • Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You can say cum

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    • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Might be gay tho

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Snaitary fixtures are not load-bearing installations.

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• janNatan@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is just fetish content.

  Not a complaint, though.

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• Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I can feel the splash from here.

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Didn’t I see you smashing a bunch of eggs on YouTube?

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• gray@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is a pisspost

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You don’t play swords? What’s wrong with you?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Three words: total protonic reversal.

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• magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Congrats to you and your friends for being well hydrated! Now get your feet off the sink.

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    feet are often cleaner than hands

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    • Zoot@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If you wear socks maybe

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    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Doubt

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• jayy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What I want to know is what happened when the stream inevitably got shorter and they couldn’t stand at that distance forever lol

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    dicks kiss

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  • moonshadow@slrpnk.net ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Remember the spaghetti scene in Disney’s “Lady and the Tramp”?

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• TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is one of those images that just makes me more uncomfortable the more I look at it.

  Good job piss poster

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• wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It already has the drain topper removed for easier log stomping. How considerate! Make sure to thank your host because that is some grade A hospitality.

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• undeffeined@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hydrohomies would be proud

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• DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Crossing streams just causes an explosion (see the supernatural documentary Ghostbusters), if your balls touch, that's what makes you gay.

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• fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  dont get caught up in the.. CROSSFIRE!!

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• ClownStatue@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Was the bathtub occupied?

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• VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If the next guest would only know what happened in that sink. Do this at home in your own sink you cowards

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• itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Is he falling over backwards?

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