Impound4017
@Impound4017@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Languages have rules and follow predictable patterns. French: 12 hours ago:
Well yeah, but one of the big reasons for that is actually the French. See: The Norman Conquest.
- Comment on There's got to be a name for this 1 day ago:
Gay for pay?
- Comment on Not like this 2 days ago:
Tbf most people I know, regardless of age, agree that Covid and lockdown broke something in our perception of time. Nothing has felt quite real chronologically since then.
- Comment on I can't help myself, they're eggcellent. 4 days ago:
When and where?
- Comment on Its a steal at that price 1 week ago:
Yes, that is the joke.
- Comment on Assmold fans being moldy. 1 week ago:
Probably best to nix that word from your vocabulary - it’s derived from pre-genetics race theory and was one of the primary groupings along with “Caucasoid” and “Negroid”. It was basically exclusively used to refer to people who were considered “lesser than”, and that racism carried forward into it being used as a descriptor for people with Down syndrome.
- Comment on A shit ton of sushi 1 week ago:
Or the classic ‘Pho King’.
- Comment on Made with 100% synthetic ingredients 1 week ago:
EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
- Comment on Can't believe its been 2 weeks 2 weeks ago:
Even if they can’t, wouldn’t that just mean that the category “more money than god” is just larger than you’d think at first?
- Comment on Paying the bills 4 weeks ago:
Nah, Nazeem is part of the bourgeoise, and this is in a setting with relatively little upward economic mobility, so it’s likely that his family has always had money. He’s a landlord who gets his wealth by extracting it from a farm he owns but doesn’t work, and he uses this wealth to lord his position over the common people while he berates them for the crime of not having his fortune.
If Skyrim were to have a French-style revolution, Nazeem would get the guillotine for sure, and I doubt anyone in Whiterun would shed a tear. Probably not even his wife, given the way she talks about him. Abuse away knowing he’s part of the parasite class.
You’re right about the rest of it, though. I’d hate to meet most of the elder scrolls protagonists. Most of the main stories require a certain moral flexibility just to complete them.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
As they say: if everywhere you go smells like shit; check your shoe.
- Comment on I mean, technically the kid's right 1 month ago:
Pink collar jobs are those which, historically, have been considered to be “women’s work”. Jobs like Teaching, Nursing, Daycare, etc.
- Comment on Wouldn't kill him every time I see him if he was like this. 1 month ago:
Man, last week I saw Heimskr OD on skooma behind the Bannered Mare. He’s just going through some shit rn.
- Comment on narcania of time 2 months ago:
Be ready though, because most everyone who gets narcan’d comes up fucking pissed about it because it puts you straight into withdrawals.
- Comment on Free computer user cheat sheet 3 months ago:
Nobody gave us an instruction manual, and many dudes are afraid of just straight up asking about their partner’s preferences, for some reason. Likely they don’t want it to look like they don’t know what they’re doing, even if it turns out they don’t.
Also, some probably (wrongly) think that’s what their penis is for, so what’d be the point?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Hard disagree. In all the healthier relationships I’ve been in, I want selfies of them (especially while they’re doing something fun), simply because I love them and want to see them enjoy themselves. Ideally, you’d also find your partner pleasant to look at.
As for the dick pics: have you never sexted before?
Your view is probably true of anyone who is sending dick pics unprompted, but there are plenty of scenarios where the pictures are being taken expressly for someone else, because both parties have already established mutual interest. I never take selfies unprompted, and I wouldn’t take a dick pic for no reason, but I’ve taken plenty of both to exchange with partners in the past when we couldn’t be together at the time.
- Comment on cowabunga 3 months ago:
Isn’t the original painting the Titan Saturn (Cronus) devouring his son?
- Comment on Robbed 3 months ago:
FWIW I’m amab and I have a similar soul patch of armpit hair, so you’re at least at parity with a dude. Just the way it be sometimes 😭
I also can’t grow facial hair, but that’s a separate question
- Comment on To Serve Man 3 months ago:
The real answer is that if they have the tech to cross interstellar distances, they can probably just lab grow human meat or even full grown humans.
Perhaps, though, the fear is part of the experience?
- Comment on Fancy pants 4 months ago:
But then what will I gnaw on like a beaver in order to collect the final, crispy fragments?
- Comment on True love 5 months ago:
The average person does not have 73 names, that was a statistical error. John … McNamee, CEO of names, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
- Comment on Go ahead, take one 6 months ago:
An 8th century peasant probably wouldn’t immediately call you a witch, and even if they did, they probably wouldn’t execute you for it, so long as nothing suspicious happens afterwards. So long as you don’t literally show up in your Time Machine in the middle of the day directly in front of them, you’ll be fine. Keep a low profile and people will write a lot of things off as exotic goods. You could just say these are a candy from somewhere far away and they would have no way of knowing.
- Comment on Never make plans that far ahead around Hercules 🥶 6 months ago:
Extremely understandable. I just have turbo autism and a frankly embarrassing playtime in OSRS 😭
Also, I can’t believe you would point out to me that the quest is two decades old. In a single moment I straight up withered away into dust
- Comment on Never make plans that far ahead around Hercules 🥶 6 months ago:
I believe you may be thinking of My Arm from the quests “My Arm’s Big Adventure” and “Making Friends With My Arm”, unless I’m forgetting about a troll named My Finger.
There’s a kid named finger joke there somewhere, I just know it.
- Comment on Find what you like and stick with it 6 months ago:
The perfection of my ass could only be crafted by autistic hyperfixation. This is known.
- Comment on me n the homes not crossing streams cuz were not gay 7 months ago:
Impressive. Not just anybody can cut mid stream like that on a hydrated, full bladder.
Homie got a stream so clear and a kegel so rock-hard that they’re just pissing out mineral water at this point.
- Comment on me n the homes not crossing streams cuz were not gay 7 months ago:
Honestly, I don’t even need the group pee, I be judging even at the urinal. If I’m pissing at a urinal and someone walks up next to me, completes their entire piss, and then leaves before I’m done, I’m gonna be just a little smug about it in my head.
Smh. Should’ve been born in Rome. I could’ve been critiquing Publius on both piss duration and log volume.
- Comment on me n the homes not crossing streams cuz were not gay 7 months ago:
Remarkably clear streams. These dudes are out there chugging water to make sure they’re not showing up dehydrated for the communal sink piss.
- Comment on I've wondered since I was a youngin 7 months ago:
As with Batman, the number only remains the same if you only kill one murderer. Kill two, and that’s a net positive!
- Comment on Ubisoft Closes Canadian Studio After It Unionizes 8 months ago:
Genuinely, invest in education and you can resolve a lot of this in one fell swoop. I firmly believe that a large part of the reason the US is in its current state is because of the systematic cuts to our education system which have been happening for damn near half a century (fucking Reagan). Invest in the youth, give them the critical thinking and media literacy skills needed to draw their own conclusions, and I think you’ll have made significant progress on the issue.
Easier said than done, though, I’ll admit, and it’s a plan that operates on a pretty goddamn long timeline - a much longer one than the current critical situation is likely to allow us.