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Anon is one sniff away

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨throwawaybanana@discuss.online⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Th4tGuyII@fedia.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    at the end of the day my right shoulder smells of women's perfume

    That's gotta count for something right?

    If you have to ask this question, you know it doesn't count.

    Also, I think you'd be better trying to flirt with the Salsa ladies than sniffing for their perfume on your shoulder

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    • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And many of the salsa ladies hate this as they just want to dance and not navigate the minefield of various men trying to hit on or grope them.

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      • skulkingaround@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You just gotta keep it casual and not creepy. Basic small talk, talk about the lessons, what’s going on in your life, current events, etc.

        If they’re receptive to that and you start hitting it off, then you can try to go for a non weird compliment or ask if they want to grab some food after the lesson or something.

        As for non weird compliments, avoid physical attributes that can’t be changed and don’t be sexual about it. Nice boobs = not okay. I like your hairstyle = okay.

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      • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Maybe I got this wrong but doesn’t flirting imply consent because it’s a bidirectional thing?

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    • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah. There was a post here just recently about what happens if you are dating a salsa girl

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      • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You have to read that post at least twice the same way you need to watch Fight Club at least twice

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      • the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Mann this got me

        😂

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      • agentshags@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Salsa, marinara… eh, close enough lol

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      • Th4tGuyII@fedia.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You got me good with that punchline

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    • TxzK@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think you’d be better trying to flirt with the Salsa ladies than sniffing for their perfume on your shoulder

      But that requires social interaction. And it’s anon we are talking about. Be reasonable.

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  • Fah_Q@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Leaders is autocorrect for ladies not showing up. Turns out was a man wearing a woman’s perfume.

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    • agentshags@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ll have you know it was a unisex fragrance!

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      • Fah_Q@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hey that counts for something.

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Good on him. At least he’s going outside.

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  • joes@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    for me it was the hands, especially the right one as that is on their back.

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  • RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The women in question: youtu.be/z4Hfv00eqoI?si=Y5AtTx_RIxatax0-

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    • ryannathans@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mozart?

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