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• TxzK@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cats don’t give a flying fuck about laws of physics, why would they care about human made drinking laws.

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• edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  plot twist: it’s random supermarket boxed wine, the cat is just bullshitting

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• JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It all gets pushed off the table in the same smug way…

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• petersr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is that wine vegan?

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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If that’s red wine, it’s gone bad a long time ago.

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• Rolando@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cats mature at a different rate. At 18 months they’re “adults”, right?

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  • workerONE@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cat law is completely independent of the common law ordinances you or I might be acquainted with.

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    • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The first law of cat law is “if I fit I sit”

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• Hedlosa@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He was caught with his elbows on the table so he does this to appear classy

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