Fake but at least it isn’t gay.
Anon has a lucid dream
Submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Wanderer@lemm.ee 1 month ago
cheddar@programming.dev 1 month ago
touches tit
has a seizure because of that
Gay AF.
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Anon is femanon, very gay indeed.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 month ago
No such thing
r00ty@kbin.life 1 month ago
Lucid dream rookie! If the lucid dream happens, and you're in the same place you fell asleep, well actually if that happens the majority of the time it will become a sleep paralysis episode. But, if it isn't, always teleport yourself the fuck away from the location.
Ain't no way you want to risk that you're too close to being awake (or in this case not asleep at all). I'd wager anon fell asleep, woke up but was having a hypnopompic hallucination, and that explains the text on the board.
pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Easiest way to know if you’re lucid dreaming is to try some magic abilities. I usually try flying out of the window from room I were. This hasn’t failed me yet. And anon definitely wouldn’t get into this awkward situation with this either.
(only half of this is a joke)
Maldreamer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Meh, He should have done a reality check in the first place before doing anything
gentooer@programming.dev 1 month ago
He did. It was just a poor choice of reality check.
TxzK@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
This would’ve gone a lot better if anon simply apologised and explained that he was half-asleep. But no, they just had to make it more akward.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
At least Anon got to feel a boob. It might be a while.
Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Do people seriously conciously fantasize about taking part in erotic acts with real people (especially ones they have feelings for)? It seems extremely disrespectful to me. (if the involved parties are in a relationship it’s probably OK)
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
If they didn’t, you probably wouldn’t be here.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
But it’s probably ok if the two are in a relationship. So maybe the sexual fantasies of their awful parents were legal.
deathbird@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Do people seriously conciously fantasize about taking part in erotic acts with real people (especially ones they have feelings for)?
Yes.
I kinda get the disrespect perspective, maybe. I felt that a little as a teen. But then I thought it probably wasn’t respectful treating my crush in my mind like a sort of sexless statue or object rather than a real human being that I was in love with and wanted to have sex with.
Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Maybe I seperate love and sex a bit too much (or just more than average)? When I have romantic feelings it doesn’t make me want to sleep with the person they’re directed towards. But I also would likely not decline an invitation to engage in such acts (and given enough time might eventually ask on my own) but until some sort of mutual attraction has been verified I just avoid thinking of them in a sexual way.
Comment105@lemm.ee 1 month ago
How do people like you survive?
Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Barely, though I doubt that has anything to do with me not fantasizing about people I know/like.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What happens in other people’s heads is not my business. Even if the imagined protagonist looks and acts like me, they’re not and I don’t have a single stake in it.
Zozano@lemy.lol 1 month ago
real people
Ew
I only consciously fantasise about people who don’t exist.
Sometimes they aren’t even people, they could be abstract concepts, like a time format, or a plan.
Sometimes I even fantasise about concepts of a plan.
Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Seems like a good way of going about it.
AsudoxDev@programming.dev 1 month ago
What exactly are you fantasizing about time formats?
cheddar@programming.dev 1 month ago
I only started to fantasize about my wife after we’d got married. We haven’t had sex yet though. Penetrating a real person would be disrespectful.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 month ago
erotic arts
Uhh
Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
?
(The > which indicates quote in markdown confuses me as I didn’t mention erotic arts)
AsudoxDev@programming.dev 1 month ago
Imagine if this was real. Funny af
AlexisFR@jlai.lu 1 month ago
Lucid dreaming is an internet legend so ok.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
How is it exaggerated?
umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
does anyone have lucid dreams that realistic?
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If God is real he’d have let me stay illiterate
Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
God doesn’t come around these parts
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I do. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
drolex@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
God is infinitely groovy and infinitely funky, but the Bible forgot to tell you that he is also infinitely getting dividends from his shares of Penguin Books, so he has a stake in this.