Fake but at least it isn’t gay.
Anon has a lucid dream
Submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Wanderer@lemm.ee 7 months ago
cheddar@programming.dev 7 months ago
touches tit
has a seizure because of that
Gay AF.
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Anon is femanon, very gay indeed.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 months ago
No such thing
r00ty@kbin.life 7 months ago
Lucid dream rookie! If the lucid dream happens, and you're in the same place you fell asleep, well actually if that happens the majority of the time it will become a sleep paralysis episode. But, if it isn't, always teleport yourself the fuck away from the location.
Ain't no way you want to risk that you're too close to being awake (or in this case not asleep at all). I'd wager anon fell asleep, woke up but was having a hypnopompic hallucination, and that explains the text on the board.
pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Easiest way to know if you’re lucid dreaming is to try some magic abilities. I usually try flying out of the window from room I were. This hasn’t failed me yet. And anon definitely wouldn’t get into this awkward situation with this either.
(only half of this is a joke)
Maldreamer@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Meh, He should have done a reality check in the first place before doing anything
gentooer@programming.dev 7 months ago
He did. It was just a poor choice of reality check.
TxzK@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
This would’ve gone a lot better if anon simply apologised and explained that he was half-asleep. But no, they just had to make it more akward.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 months ago
At least Anon got to feel a boob. It might be a while.
Ziglin@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Do people seriously conciously fantasize about taking part in erotic acts with real people (especially ones they have feelings for)? It seems extremely disrespectful to me. (if the involved parties are in a relationship it’s probably OK)
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
If they didn’t, you probably wouldn’t be here.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
But it’s probably ok if the two are in a relationship. So maybe the sexual fantasies of their awful parents were legal.
deathbird@mander.xyz 7 months ago
Do people seriously conciously fantasize about taking part in erotic acts with real people (especially ones they have feelings for)?
Yes.
I kinda get the disrespect perspective, maybe. I felt that a little as a teen. But then I thought it probably wasn’t respectful treating my crush in my mind like a sort of sexless statue or object rather than a real human being that I was in love with and wanted to have sex with.
Ziglin@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Maybe I seperate love and sex a bit too much (or just more than average)? When I have romantic feelings it doesn’t make me want to sleep with the person they’re directed towards. But I also would likely not decline an invitation to engage in such acts (and given enough time might eventually ask on my own) but until some sort of mutual attraction has been verified I just avoid thinking of them in a sexual way.
Comment105@lemm.ee 7 months ago
How do people like you survive?
Ziglin@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Barely, though I doubt that has anything to do with me not fantasizing about people I know/like.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 months ago
What happens in other people’s heads is not my business. Even if the imagined protagonist looks and acts like me, they’re not and I don’t have a single stake in it.
Zozano@lemy.lol 7 months ago
real people
Ew
I only consciously fantasise about people who don’t exist.
Sometimes they aren’t even people, they could be abstract concepts, like a time format, or a plan.
Sometimes I even fantasise about concepts of a plan.
Ziglin@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Seems like a good way of going about it.
AsudoxDev@programming.dev 7 months ago
What exactly are you fantasizing about time formats?
cheddar@programming.dev 7 months ago
I only started to fantasize about my wife after we’d got married. We haven’t had sex yet though. Penetrating a real person would be disrespectful.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 months ago
erotic arts
Uhh
Ziglin@lemmy.world 7 months ago
?
(The > which indicates quote in markdown confuses me as I didn’t mention erotic arts)
AsudoxDev@programming.dev 7 months ago
Imagine if this was real. Funny af
AlexisFR@jlai.lu 7 months ago
[deleted]SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
How is it exaggerated?
umbrella@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
does anyone have lucid dreams that realistic?
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 7 months ago
If God is real he’d have let me stay illiterate
Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
God doesn’t come around these parts
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I do. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
drolex@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
God is infinitely groovy and infinitely funky, but the Bible forgot to tell you that he is also infinitely getting dividends from his shares of Penguin Books, so he has a stake in this.