How about yours?

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• BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Try this

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I have plenty of space between my toes, my tongue fits perfectly in my mouth, I can breathe freely through both nostrils, and my eyes sit comfortably in my skull behind big, heavy eyelids. Gosh darn it I love breathing manually. Deep calming breaths.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Okay, but how do your clothes feel against your skin?

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      …clothes?

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• Venator@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s probably because your shoes are too pointy. We should all stop wearing pointy shoes, we aren’t fooling anyone, we don’t ride horses everywhere…

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    But pointy shoes are my sign of celibacy.

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• ted@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I wear toe socks exclusively for this reason.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    My toe socks are too close to my toes though

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• Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth

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  • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yeah, well your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in my mouth!

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• cowboydiplomat@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  you are now manually breathing

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You now feel that muscle in the left side of your stomach

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• unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  They are space exactly far enough that you can fit your toes in between them ☺️

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• DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Your eyes are too tight in your face skin

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