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• Jimbo@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  And during that fuck up your brain isn’t even fully developed and the people giving you advice may or may not know know what they’re talking about

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  • Buffaloaf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yep, anyways back to paying those student loans

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  • redballooon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But if you fuck it up, you’ll always have someone coming back with a ‘told you so’.

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• Drusas@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Or someone else can fuck it up for you!

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  • dramaticcat@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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• Matriks404@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My life is essentially:

  • Don’t have huge financial and career expectations.

  • Be healthy and self-improve.

  • For fucks sake don’t get into debt.

  • Do not commit crime.

  • At least try to work for good of society.

  And that’s enough for me, and I recommend at least following first 3 points for good enough life without much stress (and last 2 if you’re not an asshole).

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  • pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well I’ve got one down

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  • thenofootcanman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    In what country does breaking the law make you an asshole?

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    • Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Murder is kinda rude.

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    • PersonalDevKit@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I would imagine this person is being more general. Don’t steal Don’t kill That sort of stuff.

      Not your standard level minor tax evasion, illicit drug consumption, that one time you did 80 in a 50 zone but hey you were really late for that important meeting.

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  • HorseWithNoName@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well aren’t you special

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• MrTHXcertified@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  haha

  … :(

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  • zAkk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Me too.

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• Cosmos7349@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  And even if you play perfectly, you still might be fucked if the other lanes all feed

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  • moriquende@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    fucking Yasuo

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He’s going for the power spike

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• mihnt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  [deleted]

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  • Bluehat@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lol I just had my dog almost die and after saving her life I ended up in the hospital for a week 🙃

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• pokexpert30@lemmy.pussthecat.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yknow, I see two sides of that coin :

  -the one that person thinks about, pursuing a goal that you actually shouldn’t have pursued (and that’s painful)

  But the one I immediately thought as I grew up in public middle school where so many children where doing nothing but fucking around

  • spending your young years doing jackshit and fucking around despite everyone telling you you should be more serious or at least stop annoying the others, then complaining the rest of their life that society is unfair.

  Yeah I’m resentful.

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  • Haywire@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sorry. I wish you would have explained it to me.

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  • SCB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Then there’s me, overachieving and doing both of these things. Pursued a career I ended up hating (high school teacher) AND knocked up my girlfriend or 3 weeks at 20 years old.

    Worked out though! One step at a time.

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• Jyek@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Thanks powerbottomdad1

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  • abraxas@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Total rimjobsteve memory, there.

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• maxFapper@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  WTF is the L?!

  How does everyone else seem to know what it is?

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  • Overland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Taking an L = taking a loss / losing.

    Its slang / an expression.

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    • Clerkle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thank you for making the internet user-friendly instead of exclusive. You deserve to contribute.

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  • doingthestuff@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Im guessing you don’t like sports? W/L is pretty universal for win/loss and I don’t really watch any sports. Taking an L is at least in the US a culturally pervasive expression.

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  • ted@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    WTF is “fapper”?!

    How does everyone else seem to know what it is?

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    • 1847953620@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      wtf is a “Cleveland Steamer”?!

      How does everyone else seem to know what it is?

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  • jbk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    www.urbandictionary.com might help you out with unknown words and phrases

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  • moriquende@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Being terminally online has to be good for something

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  • Maajmaaj@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The Loss.

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• Zink@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  LEV already please and thanks

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  • Omgarm@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Please explain abbreviations that aren’t universally known.

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  • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Let Everyone Vote? Lemmy Electric Vehicles? Lose Every Ventricle?

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    • Meowoem@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Life Evacuation Valve, he’s saying we should all get one installed

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      the basic monetary unit of Bulgaria, equal to 100 stotinki.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You and me both

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• Dra@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Scarcity in a capitalist system. There needs to be a class prepared to do shit jobs.

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  • psivchaz@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean, until we get much better at robotics there will always be shit jobs. The key is just that the people who do them should also probably be able to live a decent life without having to worry about how they’ll eat or have shelter or survive if they get sick.

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