Anon goes to the gym

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Undercover agent tries to get channers to exercise and socialize.

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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fighting the good fight.

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• cheddar@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  > qt girl is working out next to me

  You lost me there. GTK is superior.

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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    GTK girl is working out next to me

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    • cheddar@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Now you have my attention.

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  • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    but client side rendering :(

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anons:

  Image

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• ladicius@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Last time I was at the gym I got COVID, and it was really bad as the virus got deep into my lungs due to deep breathing while working out.

  And no girls there either, just bros pumping iron. Would not recommend.

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  • cordlesslamp@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Aww man, I JUST got my gym membership and planned to start this weekend. Now I’m afraid and don’t want to go anymore.

    I got triple covid vax tho, should I be ok?

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    • 13esq@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’ll be fine. Don’t let fear rule your life.

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    • porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The health benefits of exercise likely outweigh the negative effects of COVID for most people, especially vaccinated

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    • ladicius@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was vaccinated four times (in Germany) but I also had some light issues with respiratory diseases all my life and I’m in my 50s which also elevates the risks of infections.

      Decide for yourself. Gym definitely is a good place to get healthier. Most of the times.

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When if I go to the gym it’s a combination of terminator wannabes or people who are just hanging around sitting on the equipment but not actually using it because they are conducting a 45-minute conversation.

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• IDew@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fake and gay

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  • cheddar@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fake: anon went outside and spoke to a woman

    Gay: anon had sex, obviously not with a woman

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fake: anon met a woman

    Gay : anon went to the gym

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• thesporkeffect@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ugh, don’t go to the gym to meet people

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    True, but it’s also inevitable that you’re going to meet people by going to a gym. Don’t interrupt people, but if they appear like they’re open to conversation it’s ok to ask if they want to talk.

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    • BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I went to the gym for about 9 months straight in 2021. I didn’t have one conversation, and that was exactly how I wanted it. I don’t want to meet a banging girl that has a thick gym body so all my bro friends can think I’m the man while she walks around the entire gym pretending to not be showing off in those tight pants that go up her cracks. I don’t want a bro friend to give me diet suggestions and brag about how he has figured a workout regiment better than all the physiologists in the world. I want to workout, listen to my music from my ear buds, stim and process my anger between sets, and talk to myself without anyone looking at me.

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    • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The key is social awareness, if you have it my comment doesn’t apply to you, haha

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  • ryannathans@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t go ouside and you won’t meet people 🧠

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  • datelmd5sum@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Here’s a list of acceptable things to say to strangers in a gym:

    • Are you using that?
    • How many sets do you have left?
    • Could you spot me? (only for bench)

    None of these should turn the stranger into someone you know. None of these should lead to intercourse.

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I kept to this rule, but it was so fucking annoying.

    I did bouldering to lose weight, and played card games for fun, went to death metal shows for art and worked in software.

    No women at work, no women at gigs, no women at card games, shouldn’t be picking up women at the climbing center.

    I’m married with a daughter now , but Jesus Christ it wasn’t easy getting there.

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  • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I didn’t, but I did.

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• DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  1. Be hot
  2. Don’t not be not

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  • Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    *1. Be ATTRACTIVE *2. Don’t be not ATTRACTIVE.

    You don’t have to be hot to be attractive.

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    • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Exactly. As long as you’re not horribly ugly (1. Don’t be a slob 2. Shower, brush your teeth, wear clean clothes) the right personality will beat looks. Being funny, like legitimately witty funny, will go miles

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  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or if you’re not hot, be attracted to people who are also not hot. This is where I have failed in life.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s hot.

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• Plopp@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can spot a lie when I see one.

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• JokeDeity@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve never read something so fake.

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