This idiot never heard about all those diplodocus orgies
as far as we know anyway
Submitted 1 year ago by immortal_crab@lemmy.blahaj.zone to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Assman@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
MagicShel@programming.dev 1 year ago
God dammit. I never get invited to the fun parties.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 year ago
correlation does not equal causation
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So much oil.
pigup@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Diplo
- American DJ
- music producer
MysteryMeatbag@mander.xyz 1 year ago
- causes gonorrhea
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
May or may not cause gonorrhea.
SuiXi3D@fedia.io 1 year ago
I always see diplodocus and wanna call it a boopasarus because in Ark: Survival Evolved they’re friendly guys who just boop you around everywhere.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 year ago
If one bums you you end up with a mega sore arse
JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Next time I fire up Ark i am taming the closest Diplodocus and naming it Mr. Diplococcus.
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Diplodocus is loaded with gonorrhea. It’s just that the sex kills you before he spreads it to ya.
ladicius@lemmy.world 1 year ago
…while he spreads it to you.
shukufuku@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Both gram negative, I’d assume
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 year ago
Why is one spelt with a double C at the end though
leisesprecher@feddit.org 1 year ago
Because it’s derived from the Greek kokkos, meaning berry, because the bacteria are round (like berries) and not elongated like other bacteria.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 year ago
correlation does not equal causation
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 year ago
Ah! Thank you for that knowledge
johny@feddit.org 1 year ago
Big-o’dickus
Pringles@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Drip-o’dickus
johny@feddit.org 1 year ago
😋
The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 1 year ago
He had a wife, you know