as far as we know anyway

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• johny@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Big-o’dickus

  • very big
  • causes gonorrhea (or I already had it, idk)

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  • Pringles@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Drip-o’dickus

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    • johny@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      😋

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  • The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He had a wife, you know

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• Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This idiot never heard about all those diplodocus orgies

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  • MagicShel@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    God dammit. I never get invited to the fun parties.

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    correlation does not equal causation

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So much oil.

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• pigup@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Diplo

  • American DJ
  • music producer

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  • MysteryMeatbag@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    • causes gonorrhea

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  • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    May or may not cause gonorrhea.

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• fossphi@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  dipaloadadickus

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  • Plopp@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    duplocockus

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• SuiXi3D@fedia.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I always see diplodocus and wanna call it a boopasarus because in Ark: Survival Evolved they’re friendly guys who just boop you around everywhere.

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If one bums you you end up with a mega sore arse

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• JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Next time I fire up Ark i am taming the closest Diplodocus and naming it Mr. Diplococcus.

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• ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Diplodocus is loaded with gonorrhea. It’s just that the sex kills you before he spreads it to ya.

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  • ladicius@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …while he spreads it to you.

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• shukufuku@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Both gram negative, I’d assume

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• dutchkimble@lemy.lol ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why is one spelt with a double C at the end though

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  • leisesprecher@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because it’s derived from the Greek kokkos, meaning berry, because the bacteria are round (like berries) and not elongated like other bacteria.

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      correlation does not equal causation

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    • dutchkimble@lemy.lol ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah! Thank you for that knowledge

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