dutchkimble
@dutchkimble@lemy.lol
- Comment on how do they decide where to put bus stops? 2 days ago:
It’s all AI and ML using predictive models for the most efficient route planning that caters to the maximum possible population with the least carbon footprint…just kidding, it’s a guy in a basement somewhere flicking his boogers at a map and deciding if those spots are good enough for his boogers then they’re bloody well good enough for bus stops
- Comment on Was a TV show you like ever ruined by the addition of a particular character to the point that you had to quit, or nearly quit? 3 days ago:
They realised and made him Tuvix for a bit.
- Comment on Found these in a cabinet at work. Boss told me to make them disappear. 3 weeks ago:
You’re doing your part!
- Comment on I just think skibidibi sounds neat. 4 weeks ago:
No, that’s Chad Smith, the drummer of red hot chili peppers
- Comment on Anon wants $3 million 5 weeks ago:
You’re mistaken. They want to give the vodka to the glass.
- Comment on Leo knew it was a joke and laughed because it was just a joke 5 weeks ago:
Beards?
- Comment on ****** 1 month ago:
And then it fails, and you reset it, and it says it can’t be the same as your last password
- Comment on Smart methodology 1 month ago:
Well something was plugged in the hole eventually
- Comment on Can we all agree on THIS 2 months ago:
But it’s not just a job it’s a fulfilment of the Hippocratic oath
/s
- Comment on Guys will see this and just say “hell yeah” 2 months ago:
Free gender change!
- Comment on Trust the process! 2 months ago:
Really? I find it to be quite shitty
- Comment on Why does it seem like Americans have become so hateful and destructive in the past years? 2 months ago:
This was a good read, thank you
- Comment on True love 2 months ago:
I guess getting it rather than giving it.
- Comment on Go into debt if you have to 2 months ago:
Sounds like a solid plan. Just send your 3k over and I’ll let you know theh deliver our boat.
- Comment on Hypothetically, if you are a witness or whistleblower who's adversary was a very big corporation (such as boeing), what measures could you take to prevent yourself from being "suicided"? 2 months ago:
The trick is to suicide yourself before they do it
- Comment on its not just me 3 months ago:
Which do you think will land first if thrown from the top of a tall building - a box with a ton of solid iron, or box with a ton of light fluffy fleathers?
- Comment on Is there a theoretical limit to profit? 3 months ago:
Huh? At any point in time, even if there are 2 humans left in society, and one human procures something and gives it to the other guy in exchange for something more than what cost him, it will be profit?
- Comment on Cups 3 months ago:
It’s like that restaurant review company who also makes tyres
- Comment on When speaking to the manager doesn't cut it 3 months ago:
It’s a top heavy organisation, where all of them are the commanding officers
- Comment on Indian start-up Yes Madam fires employees who indicated being stressed in the survey 3 months ago:
It was toxic internet point grabbing in action - indianstartupnews.com/…/yes-madam-clarifies-on-fi…
- Comment on Indian start-up Yes Madam fires employees who indicated being stressed in the survey 3 months ago:
I remember it, and then I remember I’m in that 1/4th
- Comment on The things you can buy on amazon 3 months ago:
Force waves hand “they don’t exist”
- Comment on Tipping culture is out of control, even the cops expect tips now! 3 months ago:
I thought Jim Caviezel
- Comment on Why do Americans always presume that everyone speaks English 3 months ago:
Classic mistake of someone Thai trying to speak English. They forgot to write the words “long time” at the end.
- Comment on Causes of Death in London (1623) 3 months ago:
Is 2 several? Or 3? At which point do you come under the several category
- Comment on Meal prep 3 months ago:
No that’s 2 girls and only one cup
- Comment on Subscribe now for more clicks! 3 months ago:
At least this provider gives unlimited free scrolling!
- Comment on Is there a way to exclude topics from what I see on Lemmy? 3 months ago:
Done the same now and it’s excellent, thanks!
- Comment on Is there a way to exclude topics from what I see on Lemmy? 3 months ago:
Thanks for this, and thanks to everyone else with their suggestions too - ended up getting Thunder and filter blocks worked!
- Comment on what's the best way to react if a guy stares at you like he wants to have sex with you when you're doing yoga? 3 months ago:
Why not cut to the chase and tear off my dick and throw it away?