dutchkimble

@dutchkimble@lemy.lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stuck⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You misunderstand. It’s a 9yo fidget spinner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Lonely day in my ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ich bin cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A funny thing about Americans and calendar dates⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the only correct way to save file names

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SPIRIT WEAPON⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So she wants the D?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rocky rock rocking⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, seems like a static gif file. That’s pronounced as jiff in case anyone was wondering.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how do they decide where to put bus stops?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s all AI and ML using predictive models for the most efficient route planning that caters to the maximum possible population with the least carbon footprint…just kidding, it’s a guy in a basement somewhere flicking his boogers at a map and deciding if those spots are good enough for his boogers then they’re bloody well good enough for bus stops

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Was a TV show you like ever ruined by the addition of a particular character to the point that you had to quit, or nearly quit?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They realised and made him Tuvix for a bit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Found these in a cabinet at work. Boss told me to make them disappear.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re doing your part!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just think skibidibi sounds neat.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No, that’s Chad Smith, the drummer of red hot chili peppers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants $3 million⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re mistaken. They want to give the vodka to the glass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Leo knew it was a joke and laughed because it was just a joke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Beards?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨******⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And then it fails, and you reset it, and it says it can’t be the same as your last password

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smart methodology⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well something was plugged in the hole eventually

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can we all agree on THIS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But it’s not just a job it’s a fulfilment of the Hippocratic oath

  /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guys will see this and just say “hell yeah”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Free gender change!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trust the process!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Really? I find it to be quite shitty

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does it seem like Americans have become so hateful and destructive in the past years?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This was a good read, thank you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True love⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess getting it rather than giving it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Go into debt if you have to⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a solid plan. Just send your 3k over and I’ll let you know theh deliver our boat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hypothetically, if you are a witness or whistleblower who's adversary was a very big corporation (such as boeing), what measures could you take to prevent yourself from being "suicided"?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The trick is to suicide yourself before they do it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨its not just me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Which do you think will land first if thrown from the top of a tall building - a box with a ton of solid iron, or box with a ton of light fluffy fleathers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a theoretical limit to profit?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh? At any point in time, even if there are 2 humans left in society, and one human procures something and gives it to the other guy in exchange for something more than what cost him, it will be profit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cups⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like that restaurant review company who also makes tyres

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When speaking to the manager doesn't cut it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a top heavy organisation, where all of them are the commanding officers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Indian start-up Yes Madam fires employees who indicated being stressed in the survey⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It was toxic internet point grabbing in action - indianstartupnews.com/…/yes-madam-clarifies-on-fi…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Indian start-up Yes Madam fires employees who indicated being stressed in the survey⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember it, and then I remember I’m in that 1/4th

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The things you can buy on amazon⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Force waves hand “they don’t exist”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tipping culture is out of control, even the cops expect tips now!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought Jim Caviezel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do Americans always presume that everyone speaks English⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Classic mistake of someone Thai trying to speak English. They forgot to write the words “long time” at the end.