Aggressive negotiations

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• baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cabels

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    bac大

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    • dutchkimble@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s so accurate how’d you find that character

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    • letsgo@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I thought that was a t. Took me a while to figure out that “Cheetos bait” isn’t a thing.

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  • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cabals and Love

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  • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Made me realize how similar cable is to the Spanish and Portuguese for “hair” (cabello and cabelo, resp.). And how cables and hair are related too, I suppose.

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    • sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Isn’t Spanish for cable just cable (Cah-blay)? That’s what I’ve seen used in Mexico.

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  • Scrollone@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sounds like a German

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    • lmuel@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Jaaa wir cutten die power Kabel

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  • AlphaOmega@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Power Cabels

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• Floodedwomb@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Call the bluff.I don’t think this guy is smart enough to unplug the machine first.

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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He’ll just pop a hole in his cutters, mission still accomplished

    Don’t try this at home. I’ve lost a lot of strippers this way.

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    • Lawyerator@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Those poor strippers were one week from retirement, too!

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• Denixen@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hehe this is the same “negotiation tactic” Trump uses. Sorry to bring politics in here.

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Almost. He’d break the glass and steal all the Cheetos with no warning, and then declare that Cheeto theft is through the roof. Then he’d demand that Mr Cheeto needs to make it right by selling Cheetos at a 80% discount. Then Mr. Cheeto will donate a mill dollars to his campaign and he’ll wander off in search of his next victim.

    Since the vending machine was trashed they just removed it without replacing it.

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  • sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As a Canadian vending machine, the Cheetos removal may well have been political in the first place. I notice just about everything in there is made in Canada, unlike Cheetos.

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• j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Chips $1… Cheetos $5

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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So sad that that is probably their real price. A snack size bag of chips was .50 not that long ago.

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  • Windex007@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You have 1 week.

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• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The big problem with this demand is that there is no date to comply.

  I would have no idea if the demand was put up three days, that day, or almost a week ago. Then I get mad when the cheetos are put in a week after I made the demand.

  If your going to make threats, make sure that you set a proper deadline.

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  • sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If I was the vendor, I’d stock the whole thing with Cheetos and then snip the cord myself. Fuck that guy.

    As an aside, this appears to be a Canadian vending machine (Miss Vickies, Lays flavours made in Canada, Canadian chocolate bars), so the Cheeto switch may have been political.

    So to this guy- Get used to superior Hawkins Cheezies, and elbows up.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can’t have a hostage situation, if the hostage is dead.

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• Yankee_Self_Loader@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Game on. I own a bag of wire nuts and I know how to use them.

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  • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Threaten me with a good time!?

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    • Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That sounds more like an invitation…

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have come close to leveling the same ultimatum, except it was to remove those goddamn chili-cheese Fritos.

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re outta your mind. Chili-cheese Fritos are fucking amazing.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is why I don’t believe taste is subjective, you’re clearly trolling. At best an actual human being might grudgingly call them mid.

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• Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cabels…

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  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I bet he spells “lose” as “loose”

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Whatta looser

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• JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Someone buying from that machine that regularly either has no money problems or doesnt realise how much cheaper it would be to buy them from a grocery store, and even better in bulk.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But I wanna gamble with the possibility that the bag gets stuck and I’ve wasted my money.

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• Resol@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Someone forgot to install the punctuation DLC (except that full stop which is basically included with the base game).

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