Call the bluff.I don’t think this guy is smart enough to unplug the machine first.
Aggressive negotiations
Submitted 1 month ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He’ll just pop a hole in his cutters, mission still accomplished
Don’t try this at home. I’ve lost a lot of strippers this way.
Lawyerator@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Those poor strippers were one week from retirement, too!
Denixen@feddit.nu 1 month ago
Hehe this is the same “negotiation tactic” Trump uses. Sorry to bring politics in here.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Almost. He’d break the glass and steal all the Cheetos with no warning, and then declare that Cheeto theft is through the roof. Then he’d demand that Mr Cheeto needs to make it right by selling Cheetos at a 80% discount. Then Mr. Cheeto will donate a mill dollars to his campaign and he’ll wander off in search of his next victim.
Since the vending machine was trashed they just removed it without replacing it.
sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
As a Canadian vending machine, the Cheetos removal may well have been political in the first place. I notice just about everything in there is made in Canada, unlike Cheetos.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 month ago
The big problem with this demand is that there is no date to comply.
I would have no idea if the demand was put up three days, that day, or almost a week ago. Then I get mad when the cheetos are put in a week after I made the demand.
If your going to make threats, make sure that you set a proper deadline.
sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
If I was the vendor, I’d stock the whole thing with Cheetos and then snip the cord myself. Fuck that guy.
As an aside, this appears to be a Canadian vending machine (Miss Vickies, Lays flavours made in Canada, Canadian chocolate bars), so the Cheeto switch may have been political.
So to this guy- Get used to superior Hawkins Cheezies, and elbows up.
j4k3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Chips $1… Cheetos $5
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
So sad that that is probably their real price. A snack size bag of chips was .50 not that long ago.
Windex007@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You have 1 week.
Yankee_Self_Loader@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Game on. I own a bag of wire nuts and I know how to use them.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Threaten me with a good time!?
Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That sounds more like an invitation…
sundray@lemmus.org 1 month ago
I have come close to leveling the same ultimatum, except it was to remove those goddamn chili-cheese Fritos.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You’re outta your mind. Chili-cheese Fritos are fucking amazing.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 month ago
This is why I don’t believe taste is subjective, you’re clearly trolling. At best an actual human being might grudgingly call them mid.
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Cabels…
JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Someone buying from that machine that regularly either has no money problems or doesnt realise how much cheaper it would be to buy them from a grocery store, and even better in bulk.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
But I wanna gamble with the possibility that the bag gets stuck and I’ve wasted my money.
Resol@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Someone forgot to install the punctuation DLC (except that full stop which is basically included with the base game).
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Cabels
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
bac大
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 month ago
That’s so accurate how’d you find that character
letsgo@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I thought that was a t. Took me a while to figure out that “Cheetos bait” isn’t a thing.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Cabals and Love
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Made me realize how similar cable is to the Spanish and Portuguese for “hair” (cabello and cabelo, resp.). And how cables and hair are related too, I suppose.
sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Isn’t Spanish for cable just cable (Cah-blay)? That’s what I’ve seen used in Mexico.
Scrollone@feddit.it 1 month ago
Sounds like a German
lmuel@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Jaaa wir cutten die power Kabel
AlphaOmega@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Power Cabels