Lawyerator

@Lawyerator@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's too hot to think of why or how⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My first job was at a theatre. The black jeans they had us buy to work there never lost the smell of popcorn butter. I kept them for a few years thinking they’d lose the smell after enough washings, but no.

  I know that coke/popcorn/garbage mix smell, and how stupidly heavy a full trash bag gets when there’s too many full sodas in it.

  I don’t eat popcorn often, but I remember we got it for free as employees in a small-sized cup. A few of us would make popcorn “parfaits” that consisted of popcorn, butter, and intentionally too much salt for several layers.

  That and the slightly over-syruped coke we’d also get for free worked oddly well together.

  I assume that this will ultimately be the cause of a massive heart attack, but the free snack smell-memory outpaces the garbage memory for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thunder win NBA Finals in Game 7: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander leads OKC to first title, Pacers falter without star⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a Timberwolves fan, I was rooting for the Pacers out of a combination of pure spite and the foul-farming saw the Thunder engage in. In fairness, the Thunder might just be good at basketball.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aggressive negotiations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Those poor strippers were one week from retirement, too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feels especially good right after getting out of the shower⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer an half-unbent paperclip loop. slate.com/…/removing_earwax_with_a_paperclip_is_m…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Air quality in there isn't too good⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  On the plus side, if the Foot Clan attacks, you’ll have easy access to allies.