Lawyerator

@Lawyerator@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We were the best of friends⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, there’s an outside chance that eating dead people is unhealthy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That kid was the WORST⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If I had advice to give my younger self, I’d have to be very careful about the whole causality problem. At 45 I have two awesome kids aged 5 and 2. I have an amazing wife who multiplies both my happiness and ability to make a living. Both my wife and I were previously divorced. I wouldn’t change anything that might prevent me from meeting her and helping to bring my kids into the world.

  If I had perfect temporal guardrails that would ensure this family path, I’d tell my younger self that it works out pretty well in the long run, but huge mistakes were needed to forge me into who I am today. Also, buy Nvidia stock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨there is a special place in hell for these scientists⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If I imagine I am playing Doom accurately enough, does it count?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smooch⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pete Davidson?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If God (or any creator of the universe) exists would he be made out of atoms?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I figure that God is the universe and it’s laws. An all knowing and all powerful being doesn’t require deliberation to act, would u derstand all permutations of their action, and isn’t limited in any way physically. A big bang would be one such way that could manifest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's too hot to think of why or how⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My first job was at a theatre. The black jeans they had us buy to work there never lost the smell of popcorn butter. I kept them for a few years thinking they’d lose the smell after enough washings, but no.

  I know that coke/popcorn/garbage mix smell, and how stupidly heavy a full trash bag gets when there’s too many full sodas in it.

  I don’t eat popcorn often, but I remember we got it for free as employees in a small-sized cup. A few of us would make popcorn “parfaits” that consisted of popcorn, butter, and intentionally too much salt for several layers.

  That and the slightly over-syruped coke we’d also get for free worked oddly well together.

  I assume that this will ultimately be the cause of a massive heart attack, but the free snack smell-memory outpaces the garbage memory for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thunder win NBA Finals in Game 7: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander leads OKC to first title, Pacers falter without star⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As a Timberwolves fan, I was rooting for the Pacers out of a combination of pure spite and the foul-farming saw the Thunder engage in. In fairness, the Thunder might just be good at basketball.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aggressive negotiations⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Those poor strippers were one week from retirement, too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feels especially good right after getting out of the shower⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer an half-unbent paperclip loop. slate.com/…/removing_earwax_with_a_paperclip_is_m…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Air quality in there isn't too good⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩:

  On the plus side, if the Foot Clan attacks, you’ll have easy access to allies.