We were the best of friends

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Thanks! I used mine today

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• cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You can screw my corpse too, if that’s you’re thing. I’ll be dead and won’t care.

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  • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I imagine stuff like that goes on all time. I mean, I don’t give a shit. If I was dead, you could bang me all you want. Who cares? Dead body’s like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream. Turn me into soup. Make a stew out of my ass. What’s the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You’re dead, you’re dead.

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    • Lawyerator@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Well, there’s an outside chance that eating dead people is unhealthy.

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    • StaticFalconar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You may not care when you’re dead, but cannibalism has generally not been accepted in society

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    • DeadDigger@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      But what if you would still feel all that happening to your body?

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• Meat_Of_Nan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  He was my father, my brother, my best friend, and my wife. I’m gonna need at least 3 months paid vacation to get over this.

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  • rossome@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    youtu.be/ywZt6igT5Dw

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    • Meat_Of_Nan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Lmao I remember that video! It’s been so long since I’ve seen it.

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I need your full name and address, I’m taking a life insurance policy out on you.

  I’m also sending you a free copy of the Anarchist’s Cookbook.

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• baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  My wife and I both had/have cancer. We don’t really talk about it unless we want something from a corporation. Otherwise, game on!

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is a bro move, Cam. You and me are like this 🤜🤛 now.

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• Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  OK. But when exactly are you going to die? I like to plan ahead. No pressure tho 😁

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• Toes@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I wonder how I would subscribe to that, can’t really put that in my calendar haha

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• Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Me and some buddies always would use a similar excuse, so and so is having a tough time, we’re going to hang with him. It worked double, sometimes we were just trying to get out and drink some beers, but also you didn’t have to come out and say if you were actually having a tough time. Sometimes hanging with buddies and a few beers is the medicine you need.

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• wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’ll be hawking “In Memory of Cam” window decals at his funeral

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