Threatening me with a good time
Submitted 1 year ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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Nastybutler@lemmy.world 1 year ago
ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What a terrible day to have eyes.
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
is that really what lactating nipples look like? wild
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Jesus, the guy’s pushing 50. If that’s what booby milk does then sign me up.
LesserAbe@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The original person stops drinking it and three other people start
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I wonder if that would end up being illegal. I know that if you’re aware that someone is eating/drinking your stuff, you can’t put anything in it that might harm them, including laxatives or excessively hot spices (people have sued and won for that). But breast milk shouldn’t be harmful.
metaStatic@kbin.social 1 year ago
define excessive? I love hot stuff to the point that my lunch could be considered a war crime most days and I'm not gonna tone it down because some scum fuck might want to steal it.
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 1 year ago
As I understand it, if someone sues you because they ate your food and got sick or injured because it was too hot, you’re probably going to be fine if you can show that you routinely eat food that hot, and there’s no evidence that you did it as a trap. My understanding is that, even if you eat food that spicy, if you tell someone “Someone’s been stealing my food - they’re going to get a big surprise when they find out how spicy it is today,” you might have an issue. I’m not a lawyer, but workplace food stealing and resulting traps are apparently fairly common.
Lemming421@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve seen stories about this. If it’s so hot it makes someone else ill, but you can eat it, you’re fine. If you maliciously make it too hot for anyone, that’s apparently unacceptable.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not sure, but OSHA will have a problem with an imporerly labeled container.
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The theif could simply be allergic to something in her milk that’s not in the creamer.
So… hypothetically… I make my own lunch and bring it to work. It has peanuts. You steal it and eat it. You die.
And… I’m* somehow responsible?
It’s unreasonable to think you can steal things out of open containers and expect “proper labeling”.
Norgur@kbin.social 1 year ago
Why the fuck is everyone in here acting like fucking breast milk is akin to laxatives or "harmful substances" and that it was put in there to harm someone? Young mothers at work often need to pump their milk so
a) someone can give their baby at home said milk the next day in a bottle
b) the milk production doesn't decline.
I hope you all know that.
So that could just be the container she chose to store her milk in throughout the day. Besides… breast milk is not fucking harmful. Where the fuck have you lot been educated?whoreticulture@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Because you can get diseases from bodily fluids
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Maybe you should learn to read before you get all enraged. I specifically said that, though I know things like laxatives are illegal this way, I wonder if breast milk would be. Also, though certainly mothers pump and store breast milk at work, this clearly isn’t that because she added the “surprise” note as a “got ya” thing.
As sometime else said, what would your feelings be if it was a guy putting seamen into it? That’s not harmful, either.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 year ago
It doesn’t matter how the milk was produced or anything, it’s a human biological substance.
It’s be like if someone was jizzing in a milk jug. It’s the same thing, a human biological substance in a food container.
Obviously this issue can be entirely avoided if you just mind your own business and don’t steal.
Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
In terms of blood-borne viruses (like HIV and hepatitis), breast milk is considered in the same risk category as semen or vaginal secretions, only blood is higher. Whereas piss and shit are only considered a risk if they contain blood. Obviously there’s other reasons why you don’t want shit in your food, but it probably won’t give you anything really nasty and long-lasting. Piss it’s pretty much totally safe, but I reckon you could still get in trouble for secretly feeding it to someone.
BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 1 year ago
Piss isn't harmful either, that doesn't mean i wanna drink it.
Pyroglyph@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pretty sure that you get the benefit of the doubt if you had a feasible reason for adding/changing something about your food.
For example, you could add a laxative to your food/drink and be totally in the clear as long as you labelled your container with your name and maintain that you’ve been constipated. It’s a totally valid reason, plus it was labelled with your name so there’s no reason for anyone else to be consuming it.
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That argument has been tried, but if you knew other people were stealing your food, you can still be liable.
And in this case, it would be a stretch for the person to say they like putting their own breast milk in their coffee, and the note makes it clear that it was done intentionally to upset the perpetrator.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I could see it being treated like putting your sperm in someone’s food.
Is it gonna make them sick or really effect them at all? Not unless you have an std but you’ll still be charged with a sexual crime or something
Fal@yiffit.net 1 year ago
I would think it would depend on if this was labelled as hers. It’s a totally reasonable assumption a giant bottle of creamer in a common fridge is for common use unless specified otherwise
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It turns out that’s not sufficient, legally (at least in the US). If you know someone is stealing your food, and you put something harmful in it, it doesn’t matter of it was clearly labeled as yours.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Joke’s on them, they work for Blizzard.
Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 1 year ago
Haha! You thought this was breast milk from a different species than you, but it was actually the same! Take that!
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Mmmm creamy, you ever drink Bailey’s from a shoe?
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 year ago
HR office in shambles over this one
hex123456@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Yeah, leave Brad’s coffee mate alone!!
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Why do you think I’ve been drinking it by the cup?
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Weird flex but okay.
Rinna@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I mean… I’ve heard it actually doesnt taste bad. I’d be unsettled by where it came from though.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 year ago
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
I bet that’s illegal to knowingly feed to someone. I get why you’d do it. I bet it’s a bluff anyway.
JoShmoe@ani.social 1 year ago
I don’t think I could do it.
BuryMyHorse@lemmy.world 1 year ago
thats why I enjoyed it
Dasnap@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Activision Blizzard moment.
BuryMyHorse@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’re gonna take me over and ruin me? 👉 👈
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 1 year ago
Could i have some more?