Nice click out of one… two is binding… false gate on three… aaand we’re in
Who's gonna tell the boss?
Submitted 11 months ago by MacedWindow@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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olicvb@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
young_broccoli@fedia.io 11 months ago
As a locksmith, this is a dream come true.
Dendie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Who are you and how did you get in here?
young_broccoli@fedia.io 11 months ago
Im a locksmith and... Im a locksmith
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Why are you staring?
bruhduh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You need to show us this wasn’t a fluke
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
‘Today we have this armored truck lock.’ proceeds to decode the lock with a tool bosnian bill made in under 2 minutes
young_broccoli@fedia.io 11 months ago
I wish, but thanks for the compliment.
Mikufan@ani.social 11 months ago
Call a tow truck back to station, they usually have a spare key there.
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah, this is more of an ironically embarrassing situation than an unsolvable problem.
Mikufan@ani.social 11 months ago
Well it happens more often than you think because most armored Cars and Trucks outlook the dore instantly and make openings from outside impossible. A Police department near me made it mandatory for the keys to be attached to the belt with a small chain so its not being forgotten.
Its a little embarrassing but nothing out of the ordinary. Its just insanely easy to do this by accident :/
Fermion@feddit.nl 11 months ago
Or haves someone at home base drive over with the key. That might be cheaper than a heavy vehicle tow.
Mikufan@ani.social 11 months ago
As if a police department with such a vehicle would give a shit…
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
how much do you want to bet the locks can be opened in less than 5 seconds with a low-skill, non-destructive attack?
Kanda@reddthat.com 11 months ago
This is the lockpicking lawyer and today we’re opening this armoured truck…
4am@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Yeah let’s see McNally toss this one after he takes it with a single jab LOL
Mango@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The lock is the weakest part of the truck.
Peter_Arbeitslos@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Happy cake-weekend!
lowleveldata@programming.dev 11 months ago
Yes I’m gonna climb to the top of it that’d help
Mikufan@ani.social 11 months ago
Many of those trucks have hatches on top either for a emergency exit (when its rolled on the side) or for heavy weapons. So trying to get in there is an option, they aren’t as much armored as the sides, but futile nonetheless.
mipadaitu@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I did the same thing to our firetruck on a call. We didn’t have an extra set of keys.
Surprised I didn’t end up on a TikTok firefighter fail using a slimjim to get back into the truck.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
why do they need this vehicle?
FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 11 months ago
My first guess would be money transport
I’ve seen them a couple times but I’m pretty sure a store can only have so much money on site. When you have a truck that’s visiting multiple of these stores on their rounds would definitely be a target for your ballsy ner-do-well
4am@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Yeah armored car services are pretty common for large cash hauls; retail to bank, ATM refills, etc.
This doesn’t appear to be an armored personnel carrier for like SWAT teams or something, more likely to protect valuable cargo.
gerryflap@feddit.nl 11 months ago
Because sometimes people get violent with guns/fireworks and it’s quite useful to have some protection?
Numberone@startrek.website 11 months ago
Best and brightest…
niktemadur@lemmy.world 11 months ago
SEPSA!
Grimy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Imagine if that’s the moment they try to rob you, how do you explain that to your boss.
henfredemars@infosec.pub 11 months ago
I remember getting locked out of my 2003 Grand Marquis, and then watching the locksmith open it in about 5 seconds. It was then I realized that my door locks are a very minimal intrusion deterrent.
That being said, I imagine it’s quite more difficult to get back into that vehicle.
lost_faith@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Locks are there to keep honest people out. Any lock can be opened given time
Grimy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’d say they are meant for dumb dishonest people (and most dishonest people happen to be dumb luckily). Honest people don’t need a lock to keep them out of property that isn’t theirs.
Plopp@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So what about if we stop time? That’ll keep everyone out of my car.
Mikufan@ani.social 11 months ago
Nah most locks do their job at keeping the average car thief or other assholes out, the locksmiths have lost of experience and special tools that aforementioned people don’t have.
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
They also serve as a social signal. If you unlock something with a key, you are assumed to be the owner of it by bystanders. If you bust out a lock picking-kit and start going to town, you are assumed to be committing a crime by bystanders.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Nearly everything can be a minimal deterrent for aggressive enough losers
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(Photographers leaving San Francisco, 2021)
CptEnder@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Used to live literally a few blocks from there (SOMA) had my car broken into like 6x a year with nothing inside it and notes saying as such. Was such a hassle but was only like $70 Safelite trip not far away. Always wondered if they sent people out to break windows for business. You really could tell there wasn’t anything in my car. Never heard of people doing it with drivers in my car though that’s pretty wild.
Had my car here in Brooklyn for 5 years and it never got touched lol