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Who's gonna tell the boss?

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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MacedWindow@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I remember getting locked out of my 2003 Grand Marquis, and then watching the locksmith open it in about 5 seconds. It was then I realized that my door locks are a very minimal intrusion deterrent.

    That being said, I imagine it’s quite more difficult to get back into that vehicle.

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    • lost_faith@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Locks are there to keep honest people out. Any lock can be opened given time

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      • Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’d say they are meant for dumb dishonest people (and most dishonest people happen to be dumb luckily). Honest people don’t need a lock to keep them out of property that isn’t theirs.

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      • Plopp@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        So what about if we stop time? That’ll keep everyone out of my car.

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      • Mikufan@ani.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Nah most locks do their job at keeping the average car thief or other assholes out, the locksmiths have lost of experience and special tools that aforementioned people don’t have.

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      • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They also serve as a social signal. If you unlock something with a key, you are assumed to be the owner of it by bystanders. If you bust out a lock picking-kit and start going to town, you are assumed to be committing a crime by bystanders.

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nearly everything can be a minimal deterrent for aggressive enough losers

      Image

      (Photographers leaving San Francisco, 2021)

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      • CptEnder@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Used to live literally a few blocks from there (SOMA) had my car broken into like 6x a year with nothing inside it and notes saying as such. Was such a hassle but was only like $70 Safelite trip not far away. Always wondered if they sent people out to break windows for business. You really could tell there wasn’t anything in my car. Never heard of people doing it with drivers in my car though that’s pretty wild.

        Had my car here in Brooklyn for 5 years and it never got touched lol

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  • olicvb@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nice click out of one… two is binding… false gate on three… aaand we’re in

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  • young_broccoli@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As a locksmith, this is a dream come true.

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    • Dendie@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Who are you and how did you get in here?

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      • young_broccoli@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Im a locksmith and... Im a locksmith

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      • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Why are you staring?

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    • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You need to show us this wasn’t a fluke

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      • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        ‘Today we have this armored truck lock.’ proceeds to decode the lock with a tool bosnian bill made in under 2 minutes

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      • young_broccoli@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I wish, but thanks for the compliment.

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  • Mikufan@ani.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Call a tow truck back to station, they usually have a spare key there.

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    • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, this is more of an ironically embarrassing situation than an unsolvable problem.

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      • Mikufan@ani.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well it happens more often than you think because most armored Cars and Trucks outlook the dore instantly and make openings from outside impossible. A Police department near me made it mandatory for the keys to be attached to the belt with a small chain so its not being forgotten.

        Its a little embarrassing but nothing out of the ordinary. Its just insanely easy to do this by accident :/

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    • Fermion@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or haves someone at home base drive over with the key. That might be cheaper than a heavy vehicle tow.

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      • Mikufan@ani.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        As if a police department with such a vehicle would give a shit…

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  • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    how much do you want to bet the locks can be opened in less than 5 seconds with a low-skill, non-destructive attack?

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    • Kanda@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is the lockpicking lawyer and today we’re opening this armoured truck…

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  • 4am@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah let’s see McNally toss this one after he takes it with a single jab LOL

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  • Mango@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The lock is the weakest part of the truck.

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    • Peter_Arbeitslos@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Happy cake-weekend!

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  • lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes I’m gonna climb to the top of it that’d help

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    • Mikufan@ani.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Many of those trucks have hatches on top either for a emergency exit (when its rolled on the side) or for heavy weapons. So trying to get in there is an option, they aren’t as much armored as the sides, but futile nonetheless.

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  • mipadaitu@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I did the same thing to our firetruck on a call. We didn’t have an extra set of keys.

    Surprised I didn’t end up on a TikTok firefighter fail using a slimjim to get back into the truck.

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    why do they need this vehicle?

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    • FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My first guess would be money transport

      I’ve seen them a couple times but I’m pretty sure a store can only have so much money on site. When you have a truck that’s visiting multiple of these stores on their rounds would definitely be a target for your ballsy ner-do-well

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      • 4am@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah armored car services are pretty common for large cash hauls; retail to bank, ATM refills, etc.

        This doesn’t appear to be an armored personnel carrier for like SWAT teams or something, more likely to protect valuable cargo.

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    • gerryflap@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Because sometimes people get violent with guns/fireworks and it’s quite useful to have some protection?

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  • Numberone@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Best and brightest…

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  • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    SEPSA!

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  • Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Imagine if that’s the moment they try to rob you, how do you explain that to your boss.

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