spittingimage
@spittingimage@lemmy.world
- Comment on Does the beginning of "Money for Nothing" remind you of "Shine on you crazy diamond?" 2 days ago:
I heard Money For Nothing earlier and more often, so it’s the other way round for me.
- Comment on Is there any negative consequence to wearing socks inside out? 1 week ago:
There will be a price. Don’t do this unless you want the fashion police to rappel in through your smashed windows and beat you while you choke on tear gas.
- Comment on Is it arson to pour water on a Tesla and it catches on fire? 1 week ago:
It may be suicide.
- Comment on Did anyone else learn that "a group of cats is called a Whisper?" 1 week ago:
A flamboyance of flamingos? A business of ferrets? A sloth of bears?
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- Comment on low iq in love with high iq person, is that bad?? 3 weeks ago:
The only thing IQ measures accurately is how well you answer questions on IQ tests. For anything else, it’s a vague approximation at best.
Talk to your guy. Just knowing that you’re working to understand him will make him feel loved.
- Comment on What would happen if I took a thc gummy as a suppository? 4 weeks ago:
Science: “How do you keep getting in here?”
- Comment on What would happen if I took a thc gummy as a suppository? 4 weeks ago:
God would sigh and hand your file to Satan.
- Comment on why do some straight people deny their loved ones’ homosexuality? (keyword: SOME) 4 weeks ago:
You make it sound like this is your first experience with human beings.
- Comment on Is thinly-veiled political whinging really a question just because you used a question mark? 4 weeks ago:
The question mark specifically turns it into passive-aggressive political whinging.
- Comment on Speaking honestly, what has to happen for you personally to take to the street in protest of the current administration. 1 month ago:
I’m not American, so probably not until he escalates his messing with other countries to the bombs and guns stage.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
In some English-speaking countries that would be the same as saying “Dr Bullshit”.
- Comment on you are the democratically elected leader of a liberal democratic country which so far has had a good relationship with the US, how do you and your country survive 4 years of trump? 1 month ago:
Same as we did last time. Strengthen our relationships and trade with friendly non-US countries.
- Comment on Do you ever simply not understand a piece of text no matter how many times you read it despite the fact that you understand the language and individual words? 2 months ago:
Happens to me every time I read an article on quantum physics. Pretty sure the universe is just messing with us at this point.
- Comment on Was Isaac Newton physics jesus? 2 months ago:
The dude contributed greatly to physics, optics and mathematics.
He also tried to cure the plague with magic frog vomit.
- Comment on What advice would you give to your younger self? 2 months ago:
Younger me’s anxieties were unrealistic. I was a nervous child.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
If that happens, I think the economy will suddenly always have been the least of our problems.
- Comment on What advice would you give to your younger self? 2 months ago:
“None of the things you’re worried about will happen, so relax a little.”
- Comment on Where do you think elon musk would be if he wasn't born into wealth? 2 months ago:
He’s practically got ‘clueless middle-manager’ stamped on his forehead. He has he confidence to fake it through an interview and the animal cunning to blame others for his mistakes.
- Comment on Where do people dance? 3 months ago:
If you’re an angel, on the head of a pin.
- Comment on Why do people with lots of 'karma points' tend to be nothing but egotistical assholes? 3 months ago:
Really? I can’t see yours.
- Comment on When you die, what do you want to be done with you? 3 months ago:
The average human skull has a volume of about twice the average bottle of wine. Thanks to your sacrifice, some artsy goth is getting wasted.
- Comment on When you die, what do you want to be done with you? 3 months ago:
They are. I researched it because my mother wanted to grow a lemon tree from her cremains. Human ashes are too acidic for most plants to grow in unless you mix them with soil or compost. Which doesn’t seem at all respectful.
- Comment on When you die, what do you want to be done with you? 3 months ago:
Should they bury you as well, or do you plan to be a year-round Hallowe’en decoration?
- Comment on When you die, what do you want to be done with you? 3 months ago:
When my mother went, the hospital staff asked us if she was a donor.
- Comment on When you die, what do you want to be done with you? 3 months ago:
Start eating paprika. Like, lots of paprika.
- Comment on When you die, what do you want to be done with you? 3 months ago:
Strip me for parts and give the rest to science. I’m not real sentimental about my body once I’m done with it.
- Comment on Do you think being left-handed gives any unique qualities or advantages compares to other right handed? 3 months ago:
You say paranoid delusion, I say let me see those notes you’re writing-!
- Comment on Do you think being left-handed gives any unique qualities or advantages compares to other right handed? 3 months ago:
I’m told that Ferniehurst Castle on the border between Scotland and England was built with the stairs spiralling in the opposite direction because so many of the clan that built it were left-handed.
- Comment on Do you think being left-handed gives any unique qualities or advantages compares to other right handed? 3 months ago:
A boxing coach once told me it’s harder to fight lefties because they go against what you’ve trained for.