spittingimage
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- Comment on Who's the most ridiculed POTUS of history? 1 week ago:
The president I’m thinking of gets applause when he signs his name to something because people are so relieved he remembers how.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
You’ll absolutely be judged.
- Comment on Why there are a lot of people migrating from Windows to Linux these days? 3 weeks ago:
The user experience. The Windows user experience just gets worse and worse while Linux gets better and better.
- Comment on Who discovered/"invented" fire? 3 weeks ago:
Someone flammable, I bet.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
How many people go days without drinking tap water?
- Comment on After Israel and USA's bombing, wouldn't any supposed nuclear bombs go off if there were any? 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on It used to be that when most countries were or in trouble or needed help they would go to the US for help. My question is who does the US go to for help if or when needed? 5 weeks ago:
the next administration to reside in office
Unless the US’ current trajectory changes sharply, I don’t think there are going to be any more elections.
- Comment on It used to be that when most countries were or in trouble or needed help they would go to the US for help. My question is who does the US go to for help if or when needed? 5 weeks ago:
And what exactly would we do to help? Invade? Arrest your leaders? Station peacekeepers inside your borders?
- Comment on If youre bi do you have to prove it? 1 month ago:
What are you going to do to prove it? Take a blood test?
- Comment on Instead of asking all my stupid questions separately, could I just get a ton of "How to Adult" type resources in the comments? 1 month ago:
Also:
The easiest way to remove hairs from bathroom surfaces is with a slightly damp paper towel or microfibre cloth.
- Comment on Instead of asking all my stupid questions separately, could I just get a ton of "How to Adult" type resources in the comments? 1 month ago:
When cleaning surfaces:
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Wipe down once with a damp sponge/cloth. This removes loose dirt and softens the hardened stuff.
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Spray with a surfactant.
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Wait five minutes to give it time to work.
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Wipe again to remove remaining dirt.
If there’s something you can’t get off, use a harsher cleaner like Barkeeper’s Friend. Wear gloves when using that. I can’t unlock my phone with my thumbprint anymore.
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- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Friends don’t make friends read fanfiction!
- Comment on Why are you here and not on Reddit? 1 month ago:
Because Reddit is run by a psycho who looks forward to owning slaves after the downfall of civilisation.
Because Reddit locked out third party apps and when asked for an explanation, their first instinct was to lie.
Because Reddit disguises its adverts as user posts.
Because Reddit is overrun with fake user accounts trying to control discourse on the internet.
Because Reddit’s real users will post Among Us jokes in threads about school shootings to farm karma.
- Comment on Why don't people like Melon Tusk get tired of the shit they gave you pull through literally every day ? I mean doesn't the guilt of bad decisions pull them down enough like the rest of us ? 1 month ago:
Elon’s a big believer in Ethical Altruism - the idea that any action you take is ethical as long as it improves life for someone. In his case ‘someone’ is future generations, ie. people who can’t tell him his actions on their behalf are wrong, because they don’t exist yet. It works as long as you don’t think about it too hard, which he doesn’t.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I’m sure I recognise that cadence. Is that iambic pentameter? (Being the only one I can name.)
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Why were you up so long?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
See? I knew we’d find a use for him.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Now I really want to answer your rhetorical question, because you’ve badly misunderstood how popes work.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Monarchs are like cardboard boxes. Someday they’ll be useful again, you just know it.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Because you’re not filtering by your subscribed communities.
- Comment on Why does it seem like every other post on here is deleted shortly after being posted? 2 months ago:
I guess some people haul their baggage with them wherever they happen to go.
- Comment on Should I continue with exercise if I didn't get enough sleep? 2 months ago:
I’ve had enough internet for one day. I read the question as “Should I continue with existence” and thought you were talking about fully discorporating out of the universe rather than take a nap.
- Comment on In the United States; is it illegal to use a single serve wrapped slice of Kraft cheese as a postcard? 2 months ago:
American cheese doesn’t look like it’ll ever deteriorate.
- Comment on Why hasn't congress passed a law saying that you can only deport people *back to their own country*? 2 months ago:
Afganistan said no when the US wanted Bin Laden. Two and a half trillion dollars later the exact same people are back in charge and now they’re armed with modern American weapons instead of vintage Soviet ones. Everyone lost except the people who said no to the US.
- Comment on Why hasn't congress passed a law saying that you can only deport people *back to their own country*? 2 months ago:
I don’t know what the US congress is any more, but in other countries it’s because they really really want to expel someone and the deportee’s home country might say “no thanks, they’re your problem”.
- Comment on Are there extensions that turn every comment on your posts into hate comments? 2 months ago:
What’s this, an attempt to kick an addiction?
I’ve never heard of an extension like that.
- Comment on Which actor did not have a single bad film? 3 months ago:
Is there a bad Tom Hanks movie? I think maybe Joe Vs The Volcano comes closest, but I still enjoyed it.
- Comment on Are most people here left-wing? 3 months ago:
Most people everywhere are slightly left of centre. Most leaders everywhere are slightly right of centre*.
*Not in the American sense. Y’all crazy.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
About twice as fast as my car is capable of going, downhill and with a tailwind.
- Comment on Do you eat shrimp shells when eating shrimp? 3 months ago:
It never occurred to me that the shells would be edible. I mean, I don’t eat clam or oyster shells.