spittingimage
@spittingimage@lemmy.world
- Comment on Speaking honestly, what has to happen for you personally to take to the street in protest of the current administration. 1 week ago:
I’m not American, so probably not until he escalates his messing with other countries to the bombs and guns stage.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
In some English-speaking countries that would be the same as saying “Dr Bullshit”.
- Comment on you are the democratically elected leader of a liberal democratic country which so far has had a good relationship with the US, how do you and your country survive 4 years of trump? 3 weeks ago:
Same as we did last time. Strengthen our relationships and trade with friendly non-US countries.
- Comment on Do you ever simply not understand a piece of text no matter how many times you read it despite the fact that you understand the language and individual words? 4 weeks ago:
Happens to me every time I read an article on quantum physics. Pretty sure the universe is just messing with us at this point.
- Comment on Was Isaac Newton physics jesus? 5 weeks ago:
The dude contributed greatly to physics, optics and mathematics.
He also tried to cure the plague with magic frog vomit.
- Comment on What advice would you give to your younger self? 5 weeks ago:
Younger me’s anxieties were unrealistic. I was a nervous child.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
If that happens, I think the economy will suddenly always have been the least of our problems.
- Comment on What advice would you give to your younger self? 1 month ago:
“None of the things you’re worried about will happen, so relax a little.”
- Comment on Where do you think elon musk would be if he wasn't born into wealth? 1 month ago:
He’s practically got ‘clueless middle-manager’ stamped on his forehead. He has he confidence to fake it through an interview and the animal cunning to blame others for his mistakes.
- Comment on Where do people dance? 2 months ago:
If you’re an angel, on the head of a pin.
- Comment on Why do people with lots of 'karma points' tend to be nothing but egotistical assholes? 2 months ago:
Really? I can’t see yours.
- Comment on When you die, what do you want to be done with you? 2 months ago:
The average human skull has a volume of about twice the average bottle of wine. Thanks to your sacrifice, some artsy goth is getting wasted.
- Comment on When you die, what do you want to be done with you? 2 months ago:
They are. I researched it because my mother wanted to grow a lemon tree from her cremains. Human ashes are too acidic for most plants to grow in unless you mix them with soil or compost. Which doesn’t seem at all respectful.
- Comment on When you die, what do you want to be done with you? 2 months ago:
Should they bury you as well, or do you plan to be a year-round Hallowe’en decoration?
- Comment on When you die, what do you want to be done with you? 2 months ago:
When my mother went, the hospital staff asked us if she was a donor.
- Comment on When you die, what do you want to be done with you? 2 months ago:
Start eating paprika. Like, lots of paprika.
- Comment on When you die, what do you want to be done with you? 2 months ago:
Strip me for parts and give the rest to science. I’m not real sentimental about my body once I’m done with it.
- Comment on Do you think being left-handed gives any unique qualities or advantages compares to other right handed? 2 months ago:
You say paranoid delusion, I say let me see those notes you’re writing-!
- Comment on Do you think being left-handed gives any unique qualities or advantages compares to other right handed? 2 months ago:
I’m told that Ferniehurst Castle on the border between Scotland and England was built with the stairs spiralling in the opposite direction because so many of the clan that built it were left-handed.
- Comment on Do you think being left-handed gives any unique qualities or advantages compares to other right handed? 2 months ago:
A boxing coach once told me it’s harder to fight lefties because they go against what you’ve trained for.
- Comment on If a word can have as many meanings as we assign to it. Can was assign every meaning to one word? 2 months ago:
- Comment on What do you create? 2 months ago:
That sounds interesting. What’s the process for making it? What colour does it come out?
- Comment on What do you create? 2 months ago:
Free RPG content, which I’d be happy to share with you:
- Comment on Why do the majority of women still take their partner's last name? 2 months ago:
She takes my hoodies, my snacks, my cash, the blankets… why wouldn’t she take my name?
~(She didn’t take my name.)~
- Comment on Has Fast Food Gotten Worse, or Am I Just Getting Old? 3 months ago:
My wife, a keen gardener of heirloom tomatoes, says it’s because the varieties that sell commercially are bred for long shelf-life and nothing else.
- Comment on How do I get over fear of cooking? 3 months ago:
I’ve started a fire in the kitchen. Not by messing up, but by using a toaster built in the 1950s and designed to toast bread as a secondary function to killing you. It was thirty seconds of horror, and then things were okay. The toast was in the sink under a stream of water and the toaster was unplugged.
It’s important to realise that even if a fear comes true, things will be okay. Get a kitchen-suitable fire extinguisher. Learn to use it. Don’t use death as an ingredient like I did. Understand that even if things go wrong, you’ll fix it. Your ability to deal with shit is bigger than the shit you have to deal with.
- Comment on What is your pet peeve in 2024? 3 months ago:
I wish we could be as certain about ‘read’.
- Comment on What is your pet peeve in 2024? 3 months ago:
Last week I texted my wife “I desire chicken” and Autocorrect tried to change it to "I desire children. I don’t, Autocorrect. In either sense! What sick game are you playing…?
- Comment on What do you like/dislike about lemmy? 3 months ago:
Okay, now explain to me which is the best Star Trek captain and why anyone who disagrees needs to die by cheesegrater in a three-day ordeal.
🙂
- Comment on What do you like/dislike about lemmy? 3 months ago:
Some people here take themselves way too seriously. Not every conversation needs to be an argument.
