The only crime here is that moustache
The giga crystal
Submitted 9 months ago by JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The crime is the clearly weighted d20 he’s going to try to bring to the game on Friday night claiming he only wants to use his own dice for his character.
explodicle@local106.com 9 months ago
Protip: you can quickly check a bunch of plastic dice for bias by floating them in a cup of salt water and rolling them around.
turddle@lemmy.world 9 months ago
True. Unfortunately psychic damage legislation has fallen woefully behind 😔 hopefully the next archmage election changes all that
GBU_28@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Prepare to get brain blasted
JohnnyH842@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Is that Blake?
lemerchand@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Mf wizards never die
hips_and_nips@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Tight butthole.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 9 months ago
If that person really believes in the post, don’t waste any energy or effort to save him or her…
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Would be hard to defeat such a crystal, but this seems a little nihilistic. With a proper Faraday cage and a big enough drum circle, I think there is a chance.
No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Get them thin foil hats.
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 9 months ago
The term is tin foil but they aren’t made out of tin anymore and are pretty thin so it’s more accurate the way you put it.
MajorHavoc@programming.dev 9 months ago
Is there anywhere that hat can be purchased?
Uh…I’m asking for a friend, because I definitely would not wear this just to alienate obnoxious people.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 months ago
tommij@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Ask Otto von Schirach, fairly confident he’s the guy wearing it
db2@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Sadly we all know at least one person who would, with a straight face and not a hint of irony, proclaim this to be real. 🤦
SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
6…I know 6 people who despite seemingly being rational would see noting wrong with this…
carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I mean, they should be concerned, I’ve used my crystals to send them psychic attacks for months now.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 months ago
Holy fuck, I’m sorry for your situation. I undoubtedly know someone who thinks this way; I’m just unaware of anyone who does. Six openly sharing such beliefs is alarming.