Hearts and lungs are for losers.

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I also like not wearing the stethoscope whine using it

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  • nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    if your stethoscope whines while you’re using it you may be pressing it to hard on your patient

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  • cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ears are for losers.

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• Norgur@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Chiropractor at work: Whatever is wrong with you, as long as I get to crack some joints, you will not die of anything, pinky promise!

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  • Hahah_Montana@lemmy.wtf ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A moment of silence for all those who have died of joint-crack disease 😔…

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    • otter@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s actually a big enough problem for warnings about it:

      • Neurologists warn about link between chiropractic, stroke
      • Adverse effects of spinal manipulation: a systematic review
      • en.wikipedia.org/…/Chiropractic_controversy_and_c…

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    • ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That sounds like a debuff from Morrowind or something

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  • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Acupuncturist: Hold my beer while I open your 8 gates of Ki

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• Posadas@hexbear.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  speech-top Image

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  • Emmie@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gotta love how hexbear users are automatically downvoted

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